Lisa
SOS!! My night has been a Blue’s Clues marathon since 6
Olivia
at least you’re getting paid for babysitting the brats
Lisa
but I’d rather be out. =(
Olivia
how much are you making?
Olivia
Sean’s party isn’t that great
Lisa
hhmm I think 50 or 60...I don’t even know
Olivia
when will you b free? maybe you can come later?
Lisa
idk, parents were vague.
Lisa
who else is at the party?
Olivia
Petey, Rob, Mike, Michelle. UGH! She’s all over Sean!
Lisa
Are you still into him?
Lisa
hey brb gotta check on the kids
Lisa
SERIOUS SOS!!! I can’t find the kids.
Lisa
They disappeared!!!!
Lisa
I’ve checked everywhere!!
Olivia
everywhere? what about cabinets or closets? the dryer?
Lisa
It looks like a tornado hit the house...I’ve checked everywhere!!!!!
Lisa
AND there’s a window open in the bathroom!!
Lisa
Can a 6 and a 4 year old crawl out a window?
Olivia
is there a screen on the window?
Lisa
Who loses children???!!
Olivia
They ran away...different story.
Lisa
Olivia. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Lisa
I’m in charge of someone else’s kids. =/
Lisa
If I call the parents I won’t get paid. =/
Lisa
And if I call my parents...I’m going to be grounded for life. =/
Olivia
make sure you close that window
Olivia
You sure you searched everywhere?
Olivia
eeeewwwww Sean and Michelle are making out!
Lisa
FOCUS. THERE ARE KIDS MISSING.
Lisa
window closed now what?
Olivia
time for an amber alert?
Lisa
if I call the police, won’t they notify the parents?
Olivia
Hhhmmm...kids missing, cops called? Alert parental units? Nah.
Olivia
OF COURSE THEY’LL NOTIFY THE PARENTS.
Lisa
I’m taking a flashlight and looking around outside.
Lisa
Also your sarcasm isn’t helping.
Olivia
Not into comic relief?
Lisa
if you were a kid where would you hide...or run away to?
Lisa
their best friends live next door!
Lisa
do you think I can spin this into an intense game of hide and seek for the neighbors?
Lisa
THE NEIGHBORS AREN’T HOME.
Lisa
I’m going to check the backyard.
Lisa
What if they drowned?????
Olivia
Please stop assuming the worst.
Olivia
I promise that’s not helping
Lisa
There’s a tree house.
Lisa
cross your fingers they’re in the tree house and NOT in the pool
Lisa
THEY AREN’T OUTSIDE.
Lisa
should I check inside again?
Olivia
I say this with love
Olivia
when was the last time you saw them?
Olivia
the longer you wait...the harder it may be to find them
Lisa
I’ll check inside one more time and then call
Lisa
IM NEVER BABYSITTING AGAIN
Lisa
I left the door open =///
Lisa
and there’s food all over the kitchen and cabinets are open
Lisa
...I think food is missing too
Lisa
and a laptop is gone!
Lisa
someone could have broken in and taken the kids after all!!!
Olivia
you need to call the cops
Olivia
if you don’t I will
Lisa
they’re sending someone over
Lisa
what should I do until then????
Olivia
think about where you last saw them
Olivia
and make sure the door is closed
Lisa
they were in this playroom watching TV
Lisa
they looked like they were falling asleep
Olivia
make sure you tell the cops everything
Olivia
why couldn’t someone have stolen Michelle?
Olivia
I can’t believe Sean is stupid enough to fall for her
Olivia
Michelle is such a ditz
Lisa
and she has funky teeth
Lisa
should I call my parents?
Olivia
if you don’t want to be alone...
Lisa
uuuhhhh now I just want to disappear
Lisa
I’m going to check inside the house again
Olivia
hope they turn up =D
Lisa
not in the living room
Olivia
check a room the kids aren’t allowed in
Lisa
why would someone steal a laptop and food?
Lisa
that’s what I don’t understand
Lisa
to entertain kid captives?
Lisa
or some random room behind a dresser
Olivia
lol where they bury the bodies
Lisa
don’t make this worse
Lisa
BUT IM SO GLAD THEY’RE ALIVE
Lisa
I’ve never been so happy to see them
Lisa
UH AND NOW THE COPS ARE HERE
Lisa
AND THE PARENTS ARE CALLING
Olivia
at least it’s a funny story for your kids one day ;)
