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Hey dude, what’s up?
Walter
Walter
Hey.
Walter
Walter
I’m sorry but who is this?
Walter
Walter
I don’t have your number in my contacts.
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Oh, it’s Michael. Michael Rogers.
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From high school.
Walter
Walter
Oh. Oh yeah, now I remember.
Walter
Walter
Mikey Rogers, yeah.
Walter
Walter
How’re you doing man?
Walter
Walter
Also, how’d you get this number?
Walter
Walter
I don’t remember ever giving it to you.
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Oh, I’m fine, dude. I’m fine.
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And I just asked a friend of yours for your digits.
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Guy named Jerome, I think.
Walter
Walter
Oh okay.
Walter
Walter
So what’s up? How’re you doing?
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Well, I’m much better now that I got a hold of you.
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In fact, can you do me a favor?
Walter
Walter
Uh, that depends. What is it?
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Can you walk over to the nearest window of your house?
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Just take a peek outside and tell me what you see.
Walter
Walter
How the hell do you know I’m inside my house?
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Just please do it, Walter.
Walter
Walter
Alright, lright.
Walter
Walter
Okay, so I see a black SUV with tinted windows in the driveway.
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Great. So you’re going to get in the SUV.
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Don’t worry. It’s unlocked. The keys are in the ignition.
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Once you start the car, you’re gonna drive to the nearest mall.
Walter
Walter
Now why the hell would I do that?
Walter
Walter
And where the hell are you, Michael? If that even is your real name.
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A) Because I know where Carol and Jenny are.
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B) You’ll find out soon enough.
Walter
Walter
What?
Walter
Walter
What did you do to my family?
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Nothing that you could have stopped from happening, Walter.
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Now get in the car.
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And don’t even try calling the police.
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I’ll know.
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And so will your family.
Walter
Walter
You son of a bitch. I’m going to find you.
Walter
Walter
And when I do, I’m gonna beat you worse than I ever did when we were kids.
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Oh, I’m counting on it, Walter.
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I’m counting on it.
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Now get in the SUV.
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Good, you’re in. Look familiar?
Walter
Walter
No. Why should I?
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It’s where you had sex with my girlfriend during senior prom.
Walter
Walter
Tammy? You mean that slut who OD’d a year ago?
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You call her that again, you’ll never find your family.
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Ever.
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Now drive.
Walter
Walter
Alright, alright, Jesus.
Walter
Walter
And you know, she wanted to have sex with me that night.
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Shut up. You think I didn’t know that?
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Drive to the nearest mall you can find and park the SUV.
Unknown #
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I’ll give you further instructions when you’re by the entrance to the mall.
Walter
Walter
Alright, I’m in the mall now.
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I know. I can see you standing there by the entrance.
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Now, go to the sporting goods store on the second floor.
Walter
Walter
You can see me?
Walter
Walter
Where are you, you bastard? Show yourself!
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In due time, Walter. In due time.
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Now, start walking.
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And look down at your phone occasionally.
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You look like a nervous wreck.
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You don’t want people getting suspicious now, do you?
Walter
Walter
Fuck you.
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I figured as much.
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Now keep moving.
Walter
Walter
Okay, I’m by the store.
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Great. Now, go over to the football section.
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You’re going to buy exactly what I tell you to.
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Nothing more. You understand?
Walter
Walter
Yeah.
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Good.
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First, grab a pair of cleats.
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The $79.99 green ones.
Walter
Walter
Okay. I got them.
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Good, now grab a pair of gloves.
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You want the white ones for $60.00. The wide receiver gloves.
Walter
Walter
Okay.
Walter
Walter
Got them.
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Next, get the $40 dollar grey football pants hanging on the side wall.
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And finally, buy a Ravens Jersey.
Walter
Walter
You know I hate the Ravens, don’t you?
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No shit, Sherlock.
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Now just buy all those items.
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Walk out of the store nice and calm.
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Then sit down on the nearest bench.
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You’re gonna tell me how much you spent when you’re done.
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Alright, you all set, Walter?
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How much did that little shopping spree run you?
Walter
Walter
$256.45
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Wow, that’s a lot of money.
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Does that amount seem a little familiar at all to you?
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Ring any bells?
Walter
Walter
No, of course not. Should it?
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Well, it just happens to be the amount of lunch money you bullied from me.
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6 years of bullying. Stealing quarters, dollars, and nickels.
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You stole exactly that much from me.
Walter
Walter
No way. It was not that much.
Walter
Walter
You’re full of shit.
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It was and I’m not.
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But anyway, now it’s time to find your family.
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Walk, don’t run, back to the SUV and drive to the high school.
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Put all your new equipment in the trunk.
Walter
Walter
You are a sad, pathetic, vindictive little loser whoever the hell who you are.
Walter
Walter
And if you did anything to hurt my wife or kid, I will kill you, you son of a bitch.
Walter
Walter
That’s not a threat. That’s a promise.
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Oh I know, Walter. I know.
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Now, don’t text me until you get to the high school.
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And know that I’m always watching.
a few minutes later
Walter
Walter
Alright, I’m at the high school.
Unknown #
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Great. Now park and put on all that football gear you bought.
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Send me a picture when you’re done.
Walter
Walter
Why?
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Just do it if you want to see your family alive again.
Walter
Walter
Alright, alright.
Walter
Walter
Alright, I sent you a picture.
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Hahahaha
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You look like a jackass.
Walter
Walter
Oh screw you! What was the point of this?
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Well, I want you to be dressed up when you find your family.
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They’re behind the far goal post.
Walter
Walter
What? They’re here?
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Of course. Now come and find them.
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And it might be best to run.
a few minutes later
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Oh wow, look at you go. You’re almost there.
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Do you see them?
Walter
Walter
Where are they, you bastard?
Walter
Walter
WHERE ARE THEY?
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Are you by the far goal post?
Walter
Walter
Yeah. I don’t see them.
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Just look down, Walter.
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What do you see?
Walter
Walter
I see a shovel and and three holes.
Walter
Walter
Two of them are filled in with dirt.
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Great.
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Now turn around.
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