Kara
heyyyyy chica when we going to the partaayyy?
Liz
Not going. I have a lot of homework.
Liz
I'm just gonna stay in. Is that a crime?
Kara
Liz come on. You have to go.
Kara
Because Jack is gonna be there and I need to make him jealous!
Liz
Okay definitely not going now
Liz
You need to stay away from Jack.
Kara
and i will. i just need to look hot and flirt with other guys in front of him.
Liz
I'm not going. I'm not gonna feed your addiction to this asshole.
Kara
I'm not gonna talk to him!!!
Liz
Yeah you'll just get drunk and slobber all over his mouth. So technically not "talking".
Kara
Liz I just really need this. I need to get out and have fun. this breakup hasn't been easy.
Kara
So can you please pretend to be my friend for one night?
Kara
Okay, so then put on your sluttiest outfit and let's go!
Liz
Is a sweatshirt slutty?
Kara
hell no liz. I'll be at your house in 10.
Liz
Hey where are you? It's been half an hour.
Kara
sorry, had to make a pit stop!
Liz
Did you get your sister to buy vodka? Because I am not doing a repeat of last time.
Kara
oh believe me, we're deeefinitely doing a repeat of last time
Liz
I'm not drinking tonight Kara. That's my one condition.
Kara
Come on you were so much fun last time!!
Liz
I don't even remember what happened...
Kara
which suxxx because i wanna know what you did when I was gone!!
Liz
I'm not drinking. Period. End of story.
Kara
don't worry, I'm not picking up alcohol. lame-o.
Liz
What are you doing then?
Kara
At the drug store...I'm gonna give you a makeover! We gotta look hot togetherrrr
Liz
I don't need a makeover.
Kara
i beg to differ my dear
Liz
Kara stop I don't want a makeover.
Kara
fine. at least will you wear this amaze-balls lip gloss i just bought for you?
Liz
What makes it amaze-balls?
Kara
It swears it'll plump up your lips and make them smell like sex.
Liz
Ew that's disgusting Kara!
Kara
Not literally like sex! I just mean like any guy that smells your lips will want to have sex with you
Liz
Okay well no thanks to that!
Kara
Please Liz? i wanna live vicariously thru you tonight
Kara
It's about time you swiped your v-card, isn't it?
Kara
Perf! i'm almost to your house
Kara
omg this guy is totally into you
Liz
Kara, you're standing right next to me.
Kara
I don't want him to know we're talking about him!
Kara
You should laugh at his jokes more
Kara
Maybe this is the guy...not like you need it to be special or anything...
Kara
Whatever you saaaaay.
Kara
Are you wearing the lip gloss?
Liz
Kara what? where are you?
Liz
Okay I see you. Yeah I'm wearing the lip gloss why?
Kara
because that guy is def vibing on you
Kara
it just means he likes you!!
Kara
yeah cuz you were on your phone the whole time
Liz
Because I was texting YOU! I'm coming over there.
Kara
No way. If you're by yourself, you're more approachable.
Kara
Not with that lip gloss on.
Liz
Stop with the lip gloss already!
Kara
I will when you wear it!
Liz
I just put some on, happy?!
Liz
Shit this lip gloss burns Kara, what is this?
Kara
That just means it's working, plumping your lips and stuff
Liz
Well I don't like it.
Kara
Keep wearing it! trust me, your lips go numb eventually.
Liz
Oh great, definitely not wearing it now.
Kara
look you always complain about your thin lips, well this fixes them! guys love it. And you wanna lose ur virginity tonight, right?
Kara
Because then I can actually talk about sex with you
Kara
and right now I can't
Kara
cuz you're still a virgin
Liz
My lips are REALLY burning now
Kara
If you put more on, the burn will go away faster
Liz
No Kara. I'm also feeling a little dizzy. I wanna go home.
Kara
So go home, I'm not stopping you.
Liz
Are you crazy?? She thinks I'm sleeping over at your house.
Kara
okay, then we'll leave in 30
Liz
KARA WHAT THE FUCK it's been 45 min, and I can't find you
Liz
I'm about to pass out!!
Kara
sorry out in the woods!
Liz
What are you doing?? Are you with Jack??
Kara
no, just out here smoking. come find me and then we'll leave.
Liz
Kara I really feel bad. I didn't even drink tonight, this is weird
Kara
just meet me at the woodline and we'll go
Liz
Okay. You'd better be there when I get there.
Liz
Kara come on where are you?? I'm here
Kara
Come into the woods!
Liz
I’m coughing up blood now...I need to go home
Kara
Shit i don't think i can drive.
Liz
I thought you were gonna start sobering up an hour ago!
Liz
I'll drive. But I need you to come out here!
Kara
almost done, just meet me in the woods
Liz
kara i fell, please help me
Liz
i passed out. just woke up. i think i threw up...there’s blood...
Liz
i don't know, somewhere in the woods. can't even hear the party anymore
Liz
i feel like i'm dying
Kara
Congrats Liz. You are dying.
Kara
That lip gloss I gave you? I poisoned it.
Kara
Nope. It's been slowly seeping in all night. Every time you reapplied, you were only poisoning yourself even more.
Kara
No one knows where you are.
Kara
She won't make it in time. It’s a quick killer.
Liz
why would you do this???
Kara
Oh please, you know why.
Liz
no i don't! we're best friends!!
Kara
Well, we stopped being best friends.
Kara
I know what you did that night.
Kara
When you got so drunk you "blacked out"?
Kara
I know you slept with Jack. You lost your virginity to him.
Liz
i didn't mean to! it just kind of happened...he was so sweet to me and you guys were fighting...
Kara
He was my boyfriend.
Liz
i'm so so so sorry kara please forgive me
Kara
And you were my best friend.
Kara
So tragic how you overdosed in the woods.
Kara
Bye Liz. I hope you burn in hell.
