AUNT CAROL
You’re lucky I’m such a dedicated matchmaker. It’s FREEZING up here!!!
MADISON
Oh no. Whatever you’re doing, you should stop.
MADISON
I don’t need to be set up.
AUNT CAROL
How can you even like this sport?
MADISON
What are you talking about? What sport?
AUNT CAROL
Skiing. It’s awful.
AUNT CAROL
Well, it’s the only way to do my favorite sport…
MADISON
Seriously…don’t set me up 😩
AUNT CAROL
And you don’t tell me what to do.
AUNT CAROL
I’ve found boyfriends for all five of your cousins.
AUNT CAROL
Now it’s your turn.
MADISON
I’m not looking for a boyfriend.
AUNT CAROL
Why do all of you girls say that?
AUNT CAROL
You’re getting one!
MADISON
Where exactly are you?
MADISON
I can’t picture you actually skiing.
AUNT CAROL
I’m not technically on the slopes.
AUNT CAROL
I’m riding around on the chairlift.
AUNT CAROL
And I’m chatting up the Cutie Patootie skiers and snowboarders that are hopping on.
MADISON
So you’re just riding around and around and not getting off? 🤣
AUNT CAROL
The things I do for love.
AUNT CAROL
And for my nieces.
AUNT CAROL
My fingers are like ice.
MADISON
Haven’t the workers at the ski resort kicked you off the chairlift?
AUNT CAROL
They’re trying.
AUNT CAROL
But I stole a ski pole from a kid and am using it to keep them at bay.
AUNT CAROL
It’s working just fine.
AUNT CAROL
I take my matchmaking duties VERY seriously.
MADISON
But the poor kid 😳
AUNT CAROL
If you want to make an omelette, you have to crack some eggs.
MADISON
I’m nervous to ask…have you met anyone? 😬
AUNT CAROL
No! I keep getting stuck with boring families or groups of women.
AUNT CAROL
But I will sit here until my buns freeze to the seat if that’s what it takes.
AUNT CAROL
Alright some new blood coming up.
AUNT CAROL
Nice! Just picked up two delicious snowboarders!
AUNT CAROL
One of them is kinda mad that I kicked his girlfriend out of the way.
AUNT CAROL
I bet I can convince him to leave his lover though.
AUNT CAROL
Ooh, never mind…his friend is HAWT!
AUNT CAROL
He’s heating up this chairlift!
MADISON
I don’t think this is the best way for me to meet men…
AUNT CAROL
That’s because you haven’t SEEN him.
AUNT CAROL
You’re going to want to ride this Mr. Trail with the Nice Tail 😍
AUNT CAROL
I’ll get the deets for you.
AUNT CAROL
Julian is 23, loves to snowboard and is SINGLE!!!
AUNT CAROL
I told him all about you!
MADISON
What did you tell him?
AUNT CAROL
That you’re a fast and loose snowboarder chick, of course.
AUNT CAROL
He’s VERY interested!
MADISON
Why would you tell him that?
AUNT CAROL
I’ve seen you snowboard.
AUNT CAROL
You always go so fast and you’re very loose and relaxed while you do it 👍
MADISON
That’s not what any of that means.
AUNT CAROL
I’m confused. I’ll give him your number.
AUNT CAROL
You two can work it out.
AUNT CAROL
Stop being so dramatic. Julian is a nice guy.
AUNT CAROL
And he seems to be very interested in meeting you.
AUNT CAROL
He keeps smiling and laughing.
MADISON
Are you sure that’s not AT you?
AUNT CAROL
Please! You girls wouldn’t know a romantic guy if they fell off the chairlift and landed on your head.
AUNT CAROL
Ugh. He got off. Bye Mr. Trail with the Nice Tail.
MADISON
Maybe you should get off…
AUNT CAROL
No can do. I don’t have any skis on.
MADISON
You’re just riding around and around on the chairlift with boots on? 🤣
AUNT CAROL
Well, I’m not going to wear flip flops! Jeez…
AUNT CAROL
Wow, these chairlift operators are getting aggressive!
AUNT CAROL
Can you believe they cursed at me?
MADISON
Yes, I can believe that.
AUNT CAROL
But it was worth it!
AUNT CAROL
I snagged an Extremie Mr. Dreamie! 😍
MADISON
Please just leave him alone.
AUNT CAROL
You want me talking to this one. Trust me.
MADISON
No. I don’t need your help.
AUNT CAROL
Oh honey, you need all the help you can get 😕
MADISON
Uh-oh. I’m scared…
AUNT CAROL
Your favorite aunt delivered! Owen will be texting you shortly.
MADISON
Who the heck is Owen?
AUNT CAROL
Extremie Mr. Dreamie AND your future lover.
Within seconds, Madison gets a text from an unknown number.
MADISON
Yes. You must be Owen, the poor guy who’s trapped on a chairlift with my crazy aunt.
OWEN
That’s me, haha. Is she always like this?
MADISON
A deranged cupid? Unfortunately yes.
OWEN
She asked me if I have any STIs.
MADISON
Of course she did 🤦♀️
MADISON
I’m sorry about her.
OWEN
Don’t be sorry! It’s been good entertainment between rides.
MADISON
How is it out there?
OWEN
Perfect conditions. Sunny, with a good foot of powder on the mountain.
MADISON
Ah, I wish I was up there! I haven’t been riding in soooo long.
OWEN
I’m coming back up tomorrow if you want to join me.
MADISON
I don’t know…I might be bailing my aunt out of jail haha
OWEN
Or out of the frostbite ward of the hospital. Her fingers are blue!
MADISON
Oh no. I’ll try to get her inside.
OWEN
Good luck. It was nice chatting with you, Madison. I’m heading back down.
MADISON
Have a nice ride! Don’t break anything.
Just then, Madison gets a text from her aunt.
AUNT CAROL
Extremie Mr. Dreamie is a dud.
AUNT CAROL
He stopped talking to me halfway up the mountain and now he left.
MADISON
Maybe you should leave too.
MADISON
You could go into the ski lodge and warm up by the fire with a hot cocoa…
AUNT CAROL
I’d much rather see you warm up next to a hot guy.
MADISON
How long have you been out there???
AUNT CAROL
Only six hours.
About fifteen minutes later.
OWEN
Me again. They got your aunt.
MADISON
What do you mean?
OWEN
They stopped the chairlift and everything to get her off.
OWEN
I saw it when I reached the bottom of the mountain.
OWEN
She was causing a huge commotion. It took three guys to pull her off!
MADISON
Her stubbornness gives her strength. It’s like a superpower.
OWEN
She seems to be. She’s asking them if they’re single.
OWEN
Don’t worry. I’ll take her inside, buy her a hot chocolate and make sure she warms up.
MADISON
Wow, that’s really nice. You don’t have to do that.
OWEN
I want to. Your aunt’s hilarious, Madison.
OWEN
But I think I’d like her niece even more…
OWEN
Yeah. I’ve always wanted to date someone I could ski with.
MADISON
That’s a good point. I always had to drag my exes to the mountain.
MADISON
It kinda took the fun out of it.
MADISON
Is that offer to ski with you tomorrow still on the table?
OWEN
In front of the ski lodge?
OWEN
Perfect! I can’t wait 😃
Just then, Madison receives a new text
AUNT CAROL
It was getting cold so I left.
MADISON
Oh, is that what happened? 🤔
AUNT CAROL
I’ll go inside and ask around for some single men.
MADISON
Just go warm up by the fire. I’ll be fine.
AUNT CAROL
You should come with me to another hill tomorrow.
AUNT CAROL
We can look for Snow Hotties together!
MADISON
It’s okay. I don’t want to jinx it, but I think I might have found a skiier…
AUNT CAROL
Then my work here is done!
AUNT CAROL
I hooked up my two daughters and four nieces with Cutie Patooties.
MADISON
I think that might have happened despite your work, not because of it.
AUNT CAROL
Are you crazy?!?
AUNT CAROL
Without me, you’d all be lost.
AUNT CAROL
None of you know anything about dating.
