The Replacement Princess

QUEEN

Snow, where are you? I've left you three voicemail messages.

SNOW

What do u want Betty?

QUEEN

I wish you'd call me Mother. I didn't see you at lunch. Where are you?

SNOW

Ur NOT my mother.

SNOW

And ur so controlling, God. Leave me alone.

QUEEN

I'm just concerned, dear. It's nearly dark. You're not out in the woods, are you?

QUEEN

Snow? Answer me, please.

QUEEN

I'm calling you now.

Fifteen minutes later...

QUEEN

Peter, I need you to do something for me.

HUNTSMAN

Yes, your Highness.

QUEEN

The princess is out again god knows where. She's not answering my calls.

QUEEN

Please find her and bring her home. I'm very worried.

HUNTSMAN

Of course, Your Highness. Right away.

QUEEN

She may not be too willing to go with you. Please do whatever is necessary for her to comply.

HUNTSMAN

I will do so immediately.

An hour later ...

QUEEN

Snow, where are you? Please call me back.

QUEEN

Why did you run away? I sent Peter to fetch you and bring you back home.

QUEEN

He said you attacked him and ran away.

QUEEN