I’m about to experience my first kiss…
In a dark closet during 7 Minutes in Heaven.
It’s not the ideal setup, that’s for sure.
But the kiss will be with my long-time crush, David…
Who’s recently single.
David sits across from me in the pitch-black closet.
I wait for him to make the first move.
David
David
I can’t see you at all.
He turns on his phone flashlight and points it at the wall.
David
David
That’s better.
With the small bit of light, I can see that he’s smiling.
My heart races with nerves.
He leans toward me.
I pucker my lips, both excited and extremely anxious…
Before the world goes black.
Bryce
Bryce
Emily? Can you hear me?
I open my eyes slowly…
To find everyone at the party staring at me.
I’m laying sprawled on my back in the den.
I sit up slowly, looking at my best friend, Bryce.
Bryce
Bryce
Are you okay, Emily?
Emily
Emily
Yeah. But what happened?
Bryce emits a nervous cough and shifts his eyes to David.
David stands a few feet away with his hands in his pockets.
David
David
You, um…you fainted?
Now it comes back to me.
David and I were about to kiss…
My heart was beating so fast I thought it would fly out of my chest…
And that’s all I remember.
Yup, I definitely fainted.
I stand up and try to act nonchalant.
Bryce
Bryce
Are you sure you’re okay, Em?
Emily
Emily
I’m fine!
Emily
Emily
I just need a drink of water.
Emily
Emily
Bryce?
I widen my eyes at him…
Wordlessly communicating that he should come with me.
Bryce
Bryce
Right.
Bryce
Bryce
Nothing to see here!
Bryce takes my cue and tugs me away from the other party goers…
Who burst into laughter the second they think we’re out of earshot.
I cover my face with my hands.
Bryce and I are alone in the kitchen.
Emily
Emily
Ugh, how embarrassing!
Emily
Emily
I completely blew it!
Emily
Emily
Wait a minute…how did I get OUT of the closet?
Bryce
Bryce
David carried you out.
He adds wryly:
Bryce
Bryce
Like a knight in shining armor.
Emily
Emily
He CARRIED me?
Emily
Emily
I was THAT CLOSE to him and I don’t even remember it?
Emily
Emily
I’m never going to get another shot with him.
Bryce
Bryce
Probably not.
My eyes shoot daggers at him.
Which is hard to do…
Since Bryce is just as gorgeous as David.
We’ve been friends for so long that I barely notice anymore…
Except just now I AM noticing it.
Bryce
Bryce
What? I thought you appreciated having such an honest best friend.
Emily
Emily
Not right now I don’t.
Bryce
Bryce
I’ll get you some water.
He fills a glass from the faucet, hands it to me…
And then tries to lead me back to the party.
Emily
Emily
Are you crazy? I am NOT going back in there.
Emily
Emily
I’m mortified!
Bryce
Bryce
Fine, then. Do you want to sit in there instead?
He points through to the living room in the front of the house.
It’s empty.
Emily
Emily
Yeah, I think I'll stay in there for a while.
Emily
Emily
I’d like to be alone for a little bit, Bryce…
Emily
Emily
Before I decide what to do.
Bryce
Bryce
Sure, Em.
Bryce
Bryce
I’ll be in the den if you need me.
I go into the living room and sit with my head in my hands.
I’ll never be able to show my face anywhere ever again.
I might as well just leave.
I remove my hands and start to get up…
When David enters the room.
I freeze.
David
David
Hey.
David
David
I just wanted to make sure you’re alright.
Oh, no. There it is again, the racing heartbeat.
Emily
Emily
I…I’m fine.
I sit back down on the couch.
He walks to the couch and sits down beside me.
David
David
Are you sure?
David
David
You were out cold.
Emily
Emily
Totally.
David
David
So why did you faint?
David
David
To get out of kissing me, right?
He says it with a smile.
Emily
Emily
Exactly.
I play along.
Emily
Emily
Fainting was the only exit strategy I could think of.
Emily
Emily
At least I didn’t try something worse.
David
David
Like throwing up?
Emily
Emily
Or sneezing right in your face!
We both laugh.
David
David
Well, maybe now with the pressure off…
David
David
We could try again?
I focus on continuing to breathe so I don’t pass out again…
Thankful to be sitting on a soft, comfortable couch…
Instead of on the floor in a dark closet.
David scoots closer to me and leans in…
Gwen
Gwen
Um, David?
NO.
This can’t be happening.
Gwen and David broke up!
Gwen
Gwen
Can we talk?
David sighs and looks at me.
David
David
Give me two minutes.
David
David
Don’t go anywhere.
David follows Gwen into the other room.
I sit there, mortified, for the second time tonight.
What does Gwen want with David?
David and I were JUST about to kiss!
I wait for a couple of minutes before deciding that enough is enough.
Gwen had her chance with David.
Now it’s my turn.
I stand up straight…
Hold my head high…
And walk back into the party.
All heads turn to look at me.
At that moment, David and Gwen burst out of the closet laughing.
His arm is around her waist.
Before I can react, Bryce rushes to me.
Bryce
Bryce
Let’s get out of here.
He puts his arm around my shoulders…
And leads me outside to his car.
We get in, but he doesn’t turn the car on.
Emily
Emily
What was that?
Bryce
Bryce
Gwen dragged him into the closet.
Bryce
Bryce
It wasn’t even part of the game.
Emily
Emily
Looks like they’re back together.
Bryce
Bryce
I’m sorry, Em.
I let out a loud sigh.
Emily
Emily
It is what it is.
Emily
Emily
David is just another crush I’ll have to get over.
I get lost in thought for a moment.
Emily
Emily
Remember when I had a crush on you?
Bryce
Bryce
You…what?
I smile at the memory.
Emily
Emily
Oh, yeah. I thought you were SO hot.
Emily
Emily
I mean, you still are, of course.
Emily
Emily
Why are you looking at me like that?
Bryce’s face is doing something I’ve never seen before.
He responds quietly.
Bryce
Bryce
I didn’t know you ever felt that way, Em.
Emily
Emily
Are you kidding?
Emily
Emily
I thought you knew…
Emily
Emily
And just wanted to be friends!
Emily
Emily
Alexandra said she told you about my crush on you.
Bryce
Bryce
The same Alexandra I ended up dating for a month?
Bryce
Bryce
Yeah, she told me you didn’t like me like that.
Emily
Emily
What?!
Realization dawns on me.
Emily
Emily
Alexandra obviously lied to you…
Emily
Emily
And to me.
Emily
Emily
She told me YOU didn’t like ME like that.
Bryce turns toward me, his face serious.
Bryce
Bryce
Emily, I’ve liked you since the moment I laid eyes on you.
Bryce
Bryce
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved being your best friend.
Bryce
Bryce
But underneath that?
Bryce
Bryce
My feelings for you haven’t gone away.
My head is swirling with this new information.
And now that he’s looking at me…
As if something big is about to happen.
Bryce
Bryce
So I have a question for you, Em.
Emily
Emily
What?
Bryce
Bryce
Can I be your first kiss?
I nod my head yes…
Full of excitement at the possibilities ahead.
Bryce leans in slowly.
And when our lips touch…
I know that THIS is heaven.
David
David