Airport
by Chas Gillespie
On my way to the gate. So happy I get to see you sooooooon
yayyyy! Excited to pick you up!
oh great
what?
Flight just got delayed
How bad?
Says 40 mins. But you know
yeah. It’ll be 40 minutes. Then 40 minutes later it’ll be another 40 minutes.
blurrrrrg. Forgot to bring a book! Are you busy? Can you keep me sane?
You want a story?
YES PLZ
About what?
Dunno. what’s an airport story you know?
hmmm
well something pretty wild did happen to me in an airport about six months ago…
Intriguing!
Tell me!
So it started because this guy was seated across from me at the gate
Maybe 40 years old, big beard, like six three. Huge
weird
well it wasn’t weird at first
No I mean weird bc there’s someone who looks exactly like that sitting across from me
hmmm
anyway our flight got delayed too.
but not by 40 minutes. By like 3 hours. totally out of the blue.
that’s terrible
then they canceled it altogether.
I was trying to go home for thanksgiving!
everyone was super upset
did they say why it was canceled?
I’ll get to that soon.
anyway this huge guy who had just been reading next to me got up and walked to customer service desk
actually i remember what he was reading. it was cosmo! I thought that was so funny. he was like this big soft teddy bear. until he got up to get in line.
because then he was sooooo angry. like freaky angry. everyone immediately got out of his way.
are u sure he was reading cosmo?
and when he got to the front of the desk he started shouting about how he had to get on the plane. how he had to get home. how he knows what’s going on.
I asked r u sure it was cosmo?
sry yeah i’m sure it was a cosmo. i wouldn’t forget something like that.
Marissa…
yeah?
the guy right across from me is reading a cosmo.
LOL! that’s freaking hilarious. i guess more guys read it than i thought
But what if it’s the same guy?
it probably isn’t. look don’t freak out about it.
so he went to customer service and started screaming all this stuff and then he started POINTING AT ME.
He was telling everyone it was my fault the plane was canceled. Making no sense.
And people listened to him! They were surrounding me. They were asking if it was true. Why did I cancel it. It was insane.
My flight…
It just got canceled.
Marissa the guy is getting up. He’s going to customer service. Very angry.
OK you gotta get out of there right now.
What happened to you after that?
You need to get up and leave the gate right now.
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT???
People called security but they were late in getting there so I ran away.
Which is what you need to do. Just leave.
OK I’m going.
I’m at the gate over now. Feel safe now.
Good. I can finish my story.
Wait. Shit.
What?
I forgot my laptop. So stupid. I left it under my chair.
I’m going to go get it.
You really shouldn’t do that. Just wait.
Are you crazy? It’s my LAPTOP. I don’t want it to get stolen.
Really think you should stay away from there.
It’s very important I finish my story
Andi?
Hello?
WHY ARE THEY SAYING ALL THIS STUFF?
WHY ARE THEY FOLLOWING ME?
What’s going on???
When I picked up my laptop the huge guy started pointing to me and saying all these things
What did he say?
He said he saw that I’m the reason the flight was canceled.
He said he saw me with a gun.
That’s what he said about me
Are you getting away from the gate?
Walking away yeah. Trying to be casual
You need to start running. NOW
Do not wait for security. They will believe the man
Are you messing with me right now?
How is this happening?
Are you doing this?
YOU NEED TO START RUNNING AND HIDE SOMEWHERE
Are you safe somewhere?
Is anybody following you?
Please answer
I think I’m sard
*safe
Hands are shaking
I’m in the bathroom. Hiding in a stall
Good. No one saw you go in there right?
I ran as fast as I could. Ducked through a crowd. Stole someone’s scarf and wrapped it around my head
Smart
This feels like a dream. Or like a joke. What is going on? Is this real?
How did your story end?
I think you’ve figured this out by now but what happened to you is exactly what happened to me.
What
I knew it as soon as you mentioned the man sitting across from you
So why didn’t you warn me? What sort of friend are you?
I wanted to. But I couldn’t give everything away.
why?
I don’t want to say
Tell me how this story ends then. What do I do?
You will leave the airport and you will get a different flight home.
No one will accuse you of anything on that flight. No one will chase you.
But you will know you are being watched. You will see the man you saw today.
For the next six months you will see the man. At the grocery store. Waiting outside a friend’s house. Everywhere you go.
You will tell the police. They will look into it. They will say you are imagining things.
Who is he? CIA or something?
No. He’s not part of the government. He’s not part of any group. He is nobody.
He follows you for six months? How did you get him to stop?
You will start texting a friend at the airport.
No
And you will tell them this story.
He will follow them now.
Why?
I don’t know. These are the rules. I’m sorry.
You did this to me? I never want to see you again.
I’m sorry. I had to. Now it’s your turn.
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