Lisa
Lisa
SOS!! My night has been a Blue’s Clues marathon since 6
Olivia
Olivia
at least you’re getting paid for babysitting the brats
Lisa
Lisa
but I’d rather be out. =(
Olivia
Olivia
how much are you making?
Olivia
Olivia
Sean’s party isn’t that great
Lisa
Lisa
hhmm I think 50 or 60...I don’t even know
Olivia
Olivia
when will you b free? maybe you can come later?
Lisa
Lisa
idk, parents were vague.
Olivia
Olivia
bummer
Lisa
Lisa
who else is at the party?
Olivia
Olivia
Petey, Rob, Mike, Michelle. UGH! She’s all over Sean!
Lisa
Lisa
Are you still into him?
Olivia
Olivia
MAYBE
Olivia
Olivia
lol yes.
Lisa
Lisa
hey brb gotta check on the kids
one hour later
Lisa
Lisa
SERIOUS SOS!!! I can’t find the kids.
Lisa
Lisa
They disappeared!!!!
Lisa
Lisa
I’ve checked everywhere!!
Olivia
Olivia
everywhere? what about cabinets or closets? the dryer?
Lisa
Lisa
It looks like a tornado hit the house...I’ve checked everywhere!!!!!
Lisa
Lisa
AND there’s a window open in the bathroom!!
Lisa
Lisa
Can a 6 and a 4 year old crawl out a window?
Olivia
Olivia
is there a screen on the window?
Lisa
Lisa
NO!!
Lisa
Lisa
Who loses children???!!
Olivia
Olivia
They ran away...different story.
Lisa
Lisa
Olivia. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Lisa
Lisa
I’m in charge of someone else’s kids. =/
Lisa
Lisa
If I call the parents I won’t get paid. =/
Lisa
Lisa
And if I call my parents...I’m going to be grounded for life. =/
Lisa
Lisa
=/
Olivia
Olivia
make sure you close that window
Olivia
Olivia
You sure you searched everywhere?
Olivia
Olivia
eeeewwwww Sean and Michelle are making out!
Lisa
Lisa
FOCUS. THERE ARE KIDS MISSING.
Lisa
Lisa
window closed now what?
Olivia
Olivia
time for an amber alert?
Lisa
Lisa
if I call the police, won’t they notify the parents?
Olivia
Olivia
Hhhmmm...kids missing, cops called? Alert parental units? Nah.
Olivia
Olivia
OF COURSE THEY’LL NOTIFY THE PARENTS.
Lisa
Lisa
I’m taking a flashlight and looking around outside.
Olivia
Olivia
Good luck.
Lisa
Lisa
Also your sarcasm isn’t helping.
Olivia
Olivia
Not into comic relief?
Lisa
Lisa
no
Lisa
Lisa
if you were a kid where would you hide...or run away to?
Olivia
Olivia
maybe a friend’s?
Lisa
Lisa
their best friends live next door!
Lisa
Lisa
do you think I can spin this into an intense game of hide and seek for the neighbors?
Olivia
Olivia
no
Lisa
Lisa
I’m going to try!
Olivia
Olivia
of course.
Lisa
Lisa
THE NEIGHBORS AREN’T HOME.
Lisa
Lisa
I’m going to check the backyard.
Lisa
Lisa
They have a pool!
Lisa
Lisa
What if they drowned?????
Olivia
Olivia
Please stop assuming the worst.
Olivia
Olivia
I promise that’s not helping
Lisa
Lisa
There’s a tree house.
Lisa
Lisa
cross your fingers they’re in the tree house and NOT in the pool
Olivia
Olivia
you got it
Lisa
Lisa
THEY AREN’T OUTSIDE.
Lisa
Lisa
should I check inside again?
Olivia
Olivia
I say this with love
Olivia
Olivia
CALL THE POLICE
Olivia
Olivia
OR THEIR PARENTS
Olivia
Olivia
when was the last time you saw them?
Olivia
Olivia
the longer you wait...the harder it may be to find them
Lisa
Lisa
=( =( =( =(
Lisa
Lisa
I’ll check inside one more time and then call
Lisa
Lisa
IM NEVER BABYSITTING AGAIN
Lisa
Lisa
I left the door open =///
Lisa
Lisa
and there’s food all over the kitchen and cabinets are open
Lisa
Lisa
...I think food is missing too
Lisa
Lisa
and a laptop is gone!
Lisa
Lisa
someone could have broken in and taken the kids after all!!!
Olivia
Olivia
you need to call the cops
Olivia
Olivia
if you don’t I will
Lisa
Lisa
OK
Lisa
Lisa
I will
Lisa
Lisa
RIP my social life
Lisa
Lisa
they’re sending someone over
Lisa
Lisa
what should I do until then????
Olivia
Olivia
think about where you last saw them
Olivia
Olivia
and make sure the door is closed
Lisa
Lisa
they were in this playroom watching TV
Lisa
Lisa
they looked like they were falling asleep
Olivia
Olivia
make sure you tell the cops everything
Olivia
Olivia
why couldn’t someone have stolen Michelle?
Olivia
Olivia
I can’t believe Sean is stupid enough to fall for her
Olivia
Olivia
Michelle is such a ditz
Lisa
Lisa
and she has funky teeth
Olivia
Olivia
I know!!!
Lisa
Lisa
should I call my parents?
Olivia
Olivia
if you don’t want to be alone...
Lisa
Lisa
uuuhhhh now I just want to disappear
Lisa
Lisa
I’m going to check inside the house again
Olivia
Olivia
hope they turn up =D
Lisa
Lisa
not in the kitchen
Lisa
Lisa
not in the living room
Olivia
Olivia
check a room the kids aren’t allowed in
Lisa
Lisa
why would someone steal a laptop and food?
Lisa
Lisa
that’s what I don’t understand
Lisa
Lisa
to entertain kid captives?
Olivia
Olivia
perhaps?
Lisa
Lisa
THEY HAVE AN ATTIC
Lisa
Lisa
I never knew that!!
Lisa
Lisa
or some random room behind a dresser
Olivia
Olivia
lol where they bury the bodies
Lisa
Lisa
don’t make this worse
Lisa
Lisa
I FOUND THEM
Lisa
Lisa
WATCHING NETFLIX
Lisa
Lisa
ON THE LAPTOP
Lisa
Lisa
WHILE EATING SNACKS
Lisa
Lisa
KIDS ARE THE WORST
Lisa
Lisa
BUT IM SO GLAD THEY’RE ALIVE
Lisa
Lisa
I’ve never been so happy to see them
Olivia
Olivia
lol hooray
Lisa
Lisa
UH AND NOW THE COPS ARE HERE
Lisa
Lisa
AND THE PARENTS ARE CALLING
Olivia
Olivia
at least it’s a funny story for your kids one day ;)
Lisa
Lisa