Rachel
This is it! Only one more minute till they open!!!
Charlie
Why do we have to split up again?
Charlie
I could’ve kept you warm ;)
Rachel
So I can get a cart while you get a microwave
Rachel
We NEED a microwave!
Rachel
I’m sick of warming things up in the oven
Charlie
I’m used to it :)
Rachel
The final seconds!!! I’M EXCITED!!
Charlie
Finally. We’ve only been waiting three hours
Rachel
Don’t hurt anybody by accident when we get inside
Charlie
Why? Cause I’m six foot five? ;)
Rachel
Exactly. You’re Big Bird
Charlie
I won’t. It’ll be fine
Charlie
If they’re smart they’d get outta my way
Rachel
THEY OPENED THE DOOR!!!
Charlie
See you inside!! ;)
Rachel
Everybody’s shoving, pushing!!!
Rachel
I can’t put my arms down
Charlie
Hahaha!!!! I just saw some chick’s wig fly off
Rachel
Can you see the home section?
Charlie
Hold onto that sucker!
Rachel
Somebody already tried stealing it!!
Rachel
Did you get a microwave?
Charlie
I’m looking. What color? What color?
Rachel
Silver, remember??!!
Rachel
To match the oven!!
Charlie
You sure you don’t want black??
Charlie
There’s five black ones
Rachel
GET THE SILVER ONE DAMMIT!!!!
Charlie
I’m gonna head to electronics
Rachel
DON’T!!! Now’s not the time
Charlie
They might have a cheap tablet
Charlie
I could use it for the garage
Rachel
For the garage??!!
Rachel
Don’t be ridiculous
Rachel
Get back here!! Put the microwave in the cart
Rachel
WHERE ARE YOU GOING???
Charlie
I left it on the floor of aisle six for you :)
Charlie
Gonna see if I can snag a laptop
Charlie
For the bathroom ;)
Rachel
I’m not having sex with you till NEXT YEAR if you don’t come back now!!
Charlie
Hey, that’s not fair
Rachel
Come here and help me put this in the cart
Charlie
Some old lady just ran over my foot!!!
Charlie
There. Don’t lose it ;)
Charlie
K. I’ll meet you in toys after I check if they have anymore silver ones?
Charlie
But I’m sure the one we got’s gonna be fine
Rachel
Check just in case
Charlie
Maybe after we pay for it we can exchange it???
Rachel
All sales are final, Charlie!!
Rachel
The toy section is ridiculous!
Charlie
I’m heading that way
Charlie
There’s so many people
Rachel
No, I see you poking around ELECTRONICS again!!
Charlie
Fine. I’m coming for real
Rachel
SOME WOMAN JUST SNATCHED THE MICROWAVE!!!!!!
Rachel
Can you see me pointing?
Charlie
Shouldn’t these kids be in school?
Charlie
Then where are they’re parents??!!
Rachel
IDK, Charlie! I’ll be in toys, looking for whatever it’s called for your nephew
Charlie
Is she wearing a white parka??
Charlie
Did you get run over??!!
Charlie
Are you still breathing???!!!
Rachel
But yes. Yes!! She’s in a white parka
Rachel
I just grabbed the second to last toy!!!
Rachel
Have to hold it like a football
Charlie
I got the microwave back
Charlie
But I knocked her over by mistake
Rachel
They have cameras!!! She could SUE!
Charlie
She’s the one that stole it!
Rachel
Meet me at the check stands
Charlie
What about the skillet for my mom??
Rachel
Screw the skillet!!
Charlie
Some guy tried bulldozing me
Rachel
Are you at the front?
Charlie
Yeah. Looking for you
Rachel
Look out for that kid on the ground!!
Rachel
Did you drop the microwave AGAIN???!!
