Brandi
You sure you don’t wanna come with me to pick out baby clothes? :)
Jake
Can’t. Gotta help my mom with something
Brandi
You can’t help her later?
Brandi
And I just think it’d be good for us to do this together :)
Brandi
But what? I’m waiting for the but
Jake
I just can’t right now
Brandi
It won’t take that long
Brandi
You could bring her
Jake
I don’t think she’d want to
Jake
She’s not too excited that we got pregnant right before graduation
Brandi
It’s not that big of a deal
Jake
She doesn’t seem to think so
Jake
Almost there. Get me a latte ;)
Jake
Nothing. Just an old text
Jake
(pause to type) You. Who else would it be?
Jake
It’s an old text to my mom
Brandi
What are you helping her with again?
Jake
(pause to type) She needs help hanging a picture
Brandi
Really? A picture can wait
Jake
She also needs help with other stuff. It’s just her you know
Brandi
I know it’s just her
Brandi
But what other stuff?
Brandi
What other stuff does she need help with???
Jake
(pause to type) Cleaning
Brandi
That can wait too!
Brandi
Something’s going on
Brandi
I’m leaving the store
Brandi
We can go together with your mom
Brandi
That way I can ask her about what you helped her with
Brandi
ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID???!!
Brandi
Then what did you mean?
Jake
I mean it’s stupid to ask because it’s easy to answer
Jake
Of course she’ll come :)
Brandi
That’s what I wanted to hear
Brandi
You know it won’t be so bad when he’s born
Brandi
Especially since we’re both going to State
Brandi
Are you at Starbucks?
Brandi
That’s funny because I just drove by the one by the mall
Brandi
And I swear I saw your car parked out front
Jake
I’m at my mom’s so it can’t be me
Jake
(pause to type) I love you too :)
Brandi
You know what, I might turn around and get a latte
Brandi
I have a taste for one for some reason
Jake
OK. That sounds good
Brandi
(pause to type) I KNEW IT!!!!
Brandi
I KNEW YOU WERE THERE!!!
Brandi
Don’t play dumb. I’m parked at the mall
Brandi
I see you with some blonde girl who’s getting on a bike!!!!
Brandi
You like her because she’s fit???!!!
Brandi
Because she exercises???!!!
Jake
It’s not like that!!
Brandi
What’s her name???
Brandi
WHAT’S HER NAME???!!!
Brandi
Of course. Something exotic
Brandi
She’s pretty fast on her bike though
Brandi
But I’m sure I can catch her
Brandi
What???!!!! Why??!!
Brandi
You should wanna be with me!!! Not stop me!!
Jake
That’s why I wanna stop you
Brandi
She can’t live too far away
Jake
Leave her out of this!!
Jake
Pull over and let’s talk
Jake
I’m only 3 cars back
Brandi
Once this light turns I’ll see where she went
Jake
We were just talking
Brandi
I SAW YOU KISS HER!!!!
Jake
We were talking about the baby
Brandi
Is this her neighborhood??!!
Brandi
Her parents are rich too, huh?
Brandi
Does she go to that prep school?
Jake
His buddy’s gf’s friend
Brandi
She should’ve put on her helmet
Brandi
She’s getting tired
Jake
What are you gonna do??!!
Jake
(pause to type) WHERE ARE YOU????!!!
Jake
YOU RAN HER OVER!!!!
Brandi
That’s what you two get!
Jake
Too bad I got these texts for evidence for the cops
Brandi
Too bad you’ll have to raise the baby yourself if I’m in prison
