Death By Hospital
by Joe Tripician
Mom, Dad… Why don’t you answer me?!
Why doesn’t ANYONE answer me?!!!
What am I doing in this hospital bed?
Isn’t anyone getting my texts?!!
No bars - can’t get a signal.
I’m taking off this oxygen mask & getting outta here...
what happened to me? can’t breathe…
a little bit later
The nurse came in. Said I was in a fire yesterday. Got smoke inhalation.
Don’t remember anything about yesterday. Gotta keep on the mask.
It’s weird. She kept calling me “Slumber Bunny”
Trying to send this to all my contacts.
Why can’t I get a signal?!
It’s b/c the hospital blocks all cellphones.
WHO R U, BBOY?
Another patient.
How come we’re texting if the hospital is jamming our phones?
I hacked into the hospital intranet. Snooped your texts, and added you as my contact.
R U some creeper?
I wish I could creep out of here. I’m Bart - aka “The Bubble Boy”.
What? Like you’re in one of those plastic tents?
Yes. Severe Immunodeficiency. Can’t leave or a simple germ could kill me.
Been in this bubble for years - waiting for a new gene therapy.
What about you?
Smoke inhalation. A fire yesterday. But I don’t remember it.
Are ALL the nurses here so weird?
Not until today. I think mine’s been drinking.
What room r u in?
Is Cherry your real name?
U still there?
a little bit later
Sorry. The Doc came in - finally left.
U ok?
They want to operate on me - today.
Why?
He only said “it won’t be for long” -
-then he quacked like a duck - and waddled out!
wtf is going on here?!
Hold on -
Just saw my Doc in a wheelchair...eating a huge bowl of spaghetti...
and being pushed by a naked nurse!
I don’t believe it!
Another nurse is following them - and she’s spraying the walls with blood from a IV.
I hope that was tomato sauce he was eating…
We gotta get out of here!
Easier for you.
Can u connect to the outside?
Nope. Only in the hospital.
What’s your room #?
1223
I’m gonna take my O2 tank and roll up to you.
Won’t do much good - but I’d like to meet you.
a little bit later
I’m hiding in a supply closet-
Some nurse saw me and started chasing me-
-until a tall Doc grabbed her and they started doing it on a gurney.
It’s like being in a zoo!
I found something in one of the doctors’ text mssg.
What?
A big supply of a powder drug was reported missing from the lab last night.
But today no one seems to be looking for it. Can u see the lab?
Giving a peep now…
doors wide open - no one on guard.
Can you sneak inside and look for a file “BX-221”?
As soon as this parade of dancing nurses passes…
a little bit later
OK. I’m in. Found it: it’s some experimental drug - a hallucinogen.
What shelf was it stored on?
way up top
near an air vent?
How did you guess?
That explains the weird behavior.
This drug must have got released into the air vents -
-and made everyone who breathed it super crazy.
that’s why we’re the only ones not affected -
Better keep your mask on.
Better stay in your tent.
Shit! Singing Docs and nurses coming this way…
a little bit later
I took stairs, got out just in time.
U OK?
breathing is hard
O2 running low
There should be more tanks on that floor. Check the patients’ rooms.
Wish me luck.
a little bit later
I just saw a nurse kill a patient in his room!
She suffocated him with a pillow-
-and now a Doc is cutting open his guts with a fucking knife!
After I ran out, I saw a line of dead bodies on gurneys being pushed into the morgue.
They’re all cut open!
U SURE?!
The nurses are laughing and playing with the bodies - God let me out of here!!!
The smell is insane…
Get out now!
Wait… The nurses have stopped - looking around in shock - like they’re waking from their trance…
They’re screaming at all the bodies - looking at each other...
like they’re searching for the person who did this -
but they can’t figure out the blood on their hands …
I have to get to you before they do.
NO! Save yourself! Run down the stairs and outside-
No way! Can’t leave you behind.
Cherry! I’m okay. JUST GET OUT!
a little bit later
I’m on your floor - but the nurses and Docs here are still acting crazy.
Any dead bodies?
Nope. But they’re pulling patients out of rooms and strapping them onto gurneys.
Cherry, you have to go back down to the morgue.
No way! R U nuts now too?!!
I did some research in the hospital files -
The smell from the corpses kills the drug in the air-
We have to get the corpse smell into the ventilation system.
you’re not serious
The HVAC system is on the roof.
If you could get a body up there, the smell would be sucked into the master vent...
and the killing will stop!
God … I can’t believe I’m going to do this…
a little bit later
Bad news - they locked the stairway doors.
Can’t get in - I should have used the elevator.
What are we gonna do?
Just stay there
a little bit later
Do you smell that?
All done now. I took a couple of bodies on the elevator up to the roof-
-got the smell into the vents.
It’ll be normal soon.
You got out of your bubble?!
Don’t worry for me-
I enjoy the view up here in the open air.
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