Imp
I thought you turned mortal
Devil
Where do you think?
Imp
Stalking Sue I imagine
Devil
Oops I meant barren
Imp
Oh Lucifer…he’s drunk
Imp
The Lord of Darkness is a lightweight
Imp
Any plans to return home?
Imp
Or is partying with college kids your new calling?
Devil
We talked about this
Devil
I’ll return when I’ve won Sue’s soul
Imp
She didn’t sign before, so why now?
Devil
New schools are scary
Devil
Making friends is hard
Imp
Have you told her this?
Devil
She just deletes them
Imp
Then it wasn’t meant to be
Imp
It’s worked out so far…:/
Devil
How is Devil Junior?
Imp
Persephone says he misses his dad
Devil
He’ll be so happy when I have Sue!
Imp
Your world revolves around Sue!
Devil
I need to get out of here
Imp
That’s what I’ve been saying!
Devil
No, out of this bar
Devil
I won’t find her here
Imp
Why put yourself through this?
Imp
I’ve realized your problem, Devil
Devil
Can’t text. Scouting.
Imp
It’s a good trait for Devils at first
Imp
But soon it becomes a brick wall
Devil
I’ve hit my brick wall?
Imp
How many would’ve made deals, but you passed them for Sue??
Devil
They’ll still be there
Devil
When orientation is over, I’ll return
Devil
She’s talking to a Professor, looks like a crush
Devil
SHE SIGNED A PAPER FOR HIM
Devil
If that’s a soul contract, I’ll be pissed
Devil
It’s a list of names
Imp
Wait…like an attendance sheet?
Devil
Is that what this is?
Devil
You remember how to possess?
Imp
If you possess Sue, it won’t count
Devil
Not Sue, her Professor
Devil
He’s going to the bathroom!
Devil
Quick, what do I do?
Devil
I actually didn’t wait for you to tell me
Imp
Are you somewhere private?
Devil
We’re in a broom closet
Devil
Or a normal closet with brooms in it
Imp
Does he wear glasses?
Devil
Duh he’s a professor
Imp
MAY I ENTER THIS BODY
Devil
MAY I ENTER THIS BODY
Imp
Dude, don’t text. Just say it.
Devil
Don’t call me Devil…
Devil
Call me Professor Devil!
Devil
Or whoever this dude is
