Luke
Luke
Don’t go to school tomorrow.
Randy
Randy
Why? Lax game is tomorrow.
Randy
Randy
If I don’t go, I don’t play.
Randy
Randy
I’m starting forward.
Randy
Randy
No hooky for me.
Randy
Randy
Sorry man...can’t give up that spot.
Luke
Luke
Trust me. Don’t go to school tomorrow.
Randy
Randy
Dude...I’m going to school tomorrow.
Luke
Luke
DON’T GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Randy
Randy
Why you pushing for me to skip school?
Luke
Luke
I don’t want to say. Just don’t go.
Randy
Randy
Dude why?
Randy
Randy
Are we rallying against someone?
Randy
Randy
Shit...is there a test in Physics?
Luke
Luke
Trust me.
Luke
Luke
Please.
Luke
Luke
DO. NOT. GO. TO. SCHOOL. TOMORROW.
Randy
Randy
Luke just tell me why.
Randy
Randy
I need a good reason not to score the winning point tomorrow. :p
Luke
Luke
You can’t tell anyone.
Luke
Luke
Or you’ll ruin everything?
Luke
Luke
okay?
Randy
Randy
Yeah ok.
Randy
Randy
You’re acting real serious about this.
Randy
Randy
Everything ok?
Luke
Luke
You can’t go to school tomorrow because...
Randy
Randy
???
Luke
Luke
I’m shooting up the school.
Randy
Randy
WOAH. WHAT??!!! DUDE??!!
Randy
Randy
Are you joking??????
Randy
Randy
YOU CAN’T DO THAT.
Randy
Randy
HOLY SHIT.
Luke
Luke
I’m not kidding.
Randy
Randy
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Randy
Randy
dude...talk to me.
Randy
Randy
what’s going on????
Randy
Randy
you’ll go to jail!!!!
Randy
Randy
your life will be over!
Luke
Luke
I’m not going to jail.
Randy
Randy
YES YOU WILL.
Randy
Randy
THE COPS NAB YOU
Randy
Randy
IF THEY DON’T SHOOT YOU FIRST
Randy
Randy
AND THEN YOU GO TO JAIL
Randy
Randy
FOR LIFE
Randy
Randy
THAT CANNOT HAPPEN, MAN
Randy
Randy
Luke look. I can’t let you do this.
Luke
Luke
RANDY STOP.
Luke
Luke
I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING
Luke
Luke
I’ve had this planned since October.
Randy
Randy
OCTOBER???!!!! THAT’S FOUR MONTHS!!!!
Randy
Randy
why??????
Randy
Randy
Luke what’s going on? why would you do this?
Randy
Randy
You’re killing people!
Randy
Randy
People with hearts and fingers and lives and goals.
Randy
Randy
THAT’S MESSED UP MAN
Randy
Randy
THAT’S PSYCHOTIC
Luke
Luke
These people could ruin my life
Luke
Luke
So why should they live?
Randy
Randy
WHO
Randy
Randy
Who are you talking about?
Randy
Randy
Everyone I know thinks you’re mad cool
Randy
Randy
Everyone likes you
Randy
Randy
AMY’S IN LOVE WITH YOU
Randy
Randy
Pat, Jared, Scott, they look up to you
Randy
Randy
I’ve heard teachers say how you “shine” in class
Randy
Randy
I don’t know what you’re talking about
Randy
Randy
who you’re talking about
Luke
Luke
Mark and Joel.
Luke
Luke
Abby and Monica.
Luke
Luke
And Sam.
Randy
Randy
What?? When do you ever interact with them?
Luke
Luke
A party a few days ago.
Randy
Randy
Oh the one I couldn’t make?
Luke
Luke
Yeah. They slipped me something.
Randy
Randy
How do you know that????
Luke
Luke
Because I thought Joel was over by my drink, but I didn’t think anything of it.
Luke
Luke
And then I felt weird and woozy.
Luke
Luke
And then Abby was trying to make out with me.
Luke
Luke
But I could barely stand up and I felt like a moron.
Luke
Luke
I could barely stand and I was supposed to kiss her?
Luke
Luke
And then Monica dropped my pants.
Luke
Luke
Everyone started laughing.
Luke
Luke
And Sam and Mark took pix.
Luke
Luke
I don’t know what they did with them.
Luke
Luke
But if that goes on the Internet...
Luke
Luke
I’m screwed.
Luke
Luke
I NEED to prevent that.
Randy
Randy
So tell someone what they did.
Randy
Randy
Dude you can’t kill them.
Randy
Randy
I don’t think you understand the seriousness of what you’re doing.
Randy
Randy
You plan to KILL THESE PEOPLE
Randy
Randy
They’ll never walk the halls again
Randy
Randy
Never say hi to their parents
Randy
Randy
Never go to college
Randy
Randy
You can’t take this back man.
Randy
Randy
As your friend, I can’t let you do this.
Luke
Luke
Well they can’t have the opportunity to ruin my life
Randy
Randy
They haven’t. You don’t know where those pix are.
Randy
Randy
Or what they’re going to do with them.
Randy
Randy
Have you talked to them?
Luke
Luke
Why would I talk to them?????
Luke
Luke
THEY EMBARASSED ME
Luke
Luke
They shouldn’t have messed with me.
Randy
Randy
I can’t let you do this.
Randy
Randy
Dude, I have to call the cops.
Randy
Randy
I’m sorry.
Randy
Randy
But I can’t withhold information like this...
Randy
Randy
People’s lives are on the line
Luke
Luke
WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU
Luke
Luke
YOU’RE NO BETTER THAN THEM
Luke
Luke
IF YOU CALL THE COPS I GO TO JAIL
Luke
Luke
AND THOSE PICTURES CAN STILL CIRCULATE
Randy
Randy
I CAN’T WATCH THE NEWS AS COPS DRAG YOU OUT OF THE HIGH SCHOOL
Randy
Randy
AND FIVE PEOPLE ARE KILLED
Randy
Randy
I’D BE NO BETTER THAN YOU IF I SAT BACK AND WATCHED
Luke
Luke
Why don’t you man up, go to school, and protect them all?
Luke
Luke
If you want to be a hero, that’s the way to do it.
Randy
Randy
That’s so messed up! Do you know what you’re saying????
Randy
Randy
This isn’t about being a hero.
Randy
Randy
It’s about doing the right thing.
Luke
Luke
If you call the cops I’ll shoot myself.
Randy
Randy
That’s an ultimatum...
Luke
Luke
yes it is.
Randy
Randy
Now we’re playing with ethical dilemmas.
Randy
Randy
Who do I choose?
Randy
Randy
Do I save the greatest number of people and call the cops?
Randy
Randy
Or do I stick by my best friend and let five innocent people die tomorrow?
Luke
Luke
They are not innocent.
Randy
Randy
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY
Randy
Randy
THEY TREATED YOU LIKE SHIT
Randy
Randy
I GET IT AND WHAT THEY DID WAS WRONG
Randy
Randy
AND IT’S NOT FAIR BUT WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO DO DOESN’T EVEN THINGS OUT
Randy
Randy
don’t make me choose man.
Randy
Randy
I’m involved and I don’t want to be.
Luke
Luke
then I’ll choose for you.
Randy
Randy
what does that mean?
Randy
Randy
I’m not going to school tomorrow man.
Randy
Randy
You’re my friend, those people aren’t bad people, and I can’t watch any of this happen
Randy
Randy
Luke?
Randy
Randy
LUKE?
Randy
Randy
LUKE???
Randy
Randy
LUKE ANSWER ME
Luke
Luke