T.J.
Where the f ru? The party started an hour ago!
Grace
Liz’s CRAPPY tire just blew out on Double Trouble Rd.
Grace
It’s pitch black here for miles and I’m FREAKING OUT!
T.J.
And let me guess, y’all don’t know how to change a tire.
Grace
Can you come out and get us, then drive us back in the morning?
T.J.
Doesn’t she have AAA?
Grace
Yes, but they said they can’t make it out here for a couple of hours.
Grace
I can’t wait here that long. The car is getting so stuffy. I’ve been seeing weird things in the woods.
T.J.
Oh, don’t get into that paranormal shit again! It’s not real!
Grace
Just please come out here.
T.J.
I just had my second beer, so I can’t drive.
Grace
So get Chris to drive.
Grace
And all those things do exist btw! There’s a story about this area.
T.J.
What, did the Jersey Devil toilet paper all the trees?
Grace
Shut up. You know that creepy abandoned house at the end of the road?
Grace
This guy lived there in the 80s.
Grace
Held a town hall meeting in his basement, murdered everyone who came.
Grace
People say he got possessed by this demon that lurks in the woods here.
T.J.
Oh for Christ’s sake. Btw Chris and I are in the car.
T.J.
I don’t want to hear anymore about ghosts. Or third eyes. Or aliens.
Grace
Wait. Hold on. A car is coming. Liz is flagging it down.
T.J.
Tell her to stop. You never know who it could be.
T.J.
THE TOWN HALL KILLER??!
Grace
Stop it. And - too late, whoever it is just stopped.
Grace
Some guy in a pickup. He’s talking to Liz right now. Seems nice enough.
Grace
Looks like you’re off the hook :)
T.J.
We’re still on our way, just in case.
T.J.
Holy shit, I think I see Sasquatch!!
T.J.
Nope, just Chris. 👹 👹 👹
T.J.
Sorry, couldn’t help it. Bad joke. I know.
T.J.
Hello?? No witty quip?
Grace
T.J. there's someone else with this guy...didn't notice him until now.
Grace
he's wearing a mask or something and poking his head out of the back of the truck...
Grace
has this terrible grin on his face...and I think he's holding something.
Grace
it's so effing creepy.
Grace
omg T.J. that dude in the back of the truck HAS A KNIFE WTF WTF WTF
Grace
What if they hear me in the car? I don’t think they know I’m in here.
Grace
I didn't get out when Liz did. I've been lying down in the back seat the whole time...
Grace
don't leave me alone in here - I need you to keep texting me.
T.J.
Chris will call. Just stay calm. What are they doing??
Grace
OMG they are trying to drag Liz into the truck wtf idk what to do!!!
T.J.
Okay. 911 is sending someone right now.
T.J.
Are the keys still in the car?
T.J.
Be quick and try to drive away. Tire doesn’t matter.
Grace
It’s a stick. I don’t know how to drive it!!
T.J.
Can you run into the woods?
Grace
I’m afraid to run into the woods
T.J.
You have to do it, we’ll find you
T.J.
Okay, then just stay real still - you sure they haven't seen you?
Grace
yeah I'm hiding the light on my phone now - and I haven't made any noise...
Grace
I doubt they know I'm in here...
T.J.
Are they getting back into the truck yet?
Grace
No...they're still outside - they've shoved Liz into the back. Gagged her.
Grace
What do I do about Liz???!!
T.J.
Don’t worry about Liz right now.
Grace
I could’ve helped her
T.J.
No you couldn’t. You can just help yourself by staying calm and still.
Grace
He’s coming over here!
T.J.
We’re on our way! Cops should be there too!
Grace
So he just knocked on my window and asked if I had any Grey Poupon.
Grace
It’s Jamie and his effing cousin Marco.
T.J.
IT WAS A PRANK!? HOW!?
Grace
YEP! LIZ WAS IN ON IT!!
T.J.
How the hell did they know it was you?
Grace
She texted Jamie after AAA said they couldn’t be here.
T.J.
I’m going to sucker punch that piece of shit as soon as I see him!
T.J.
My heart’s been pounding! I thought you were dead!
Grace
Yeah, well I almost peed myself, so there’s that.
Grace
They are going to change the tire for us.
Grace
We should be at the party in a little while.
T.J.
k cool - turning around then. see you soon!
T.J.
Hello?? Where are you??
Grace
you should have listened to Grace all along, T.J.
