Kam
Lucy! Are you there?!?
Kam
Indicate you’re alive!!!
Lucy
Hurry!! You need to get the tablet!
Kam
Okay okay. Hang in there. I’m in the Sciences building.
Lucy
Kam! This is important.
Lucy
You have to make sure no one can see you.
Lucy
We can’t risk the Prof’s top secret research getting out there.
Lucy
Remember, you and I are the only ones who know about it.
Lucy
It’s just between us.
Kam
Okay, okay. Here I go.
Kam
Everybody’s gone for the night
Kam
Just gotta waltz in and
Kam
Those annoying sorority girls from class. They’re hanging in the hall.
Kam
Futzing around on their phones.
Kam
I can’t get past them
Lucy
Wait. Which sorority girls?
Kam
The ones with the ugly boots and the yoga pants.
Lucy
That’s like all of them.
Kam
There’s a difference?
Lucy
YES! AN IMPORTANT ONE
Lucy
Cool. Just walk past them.
Kam
Well isn’t that something. They didn’t even look up from their phones.
Kam
Alright. I’m in the clear.
Kam
Straight shot to Prof’s office.
Kam
I’ve got this feeling
Kam
Like somebody’s following me.
Kam
Must be my head messing with me
Kam
Just feels like I’m not alone
Kam
NM. It’s probably nothing.
Kam turns around to see Tucker swaggering down the hall.
Kam
Whoa. Tucker. I didn’t see you there.
Kam
And please don’t call me K-Dawg.
Tucker
No prob, K-Dawg! What you doing here this late?
Kam
Nothing, man. I was about to -
Tucker
You hear any updates on your crazy chick?
Kam
Again. Lucy is neither mine nor crazy.
Kam
But no, I haven’t heard anything.
Tucker
Man, she’s in so much trouble
Tucker
U realize how expensive that car is?
Tucker
My dad invested a metric butt ton of dollars in the R&D.
Tucker
And the Prof’s gonna be so pissed.
Tucker
Speaking of, he wasn’t in class today. You know where he’s at?
Kam
Hmm. No idea. Maybe he had some car troubles.
Tucker
U okay, dude? You’re acting strange. All nervous and stuff.
Tucker
Got a hot date or something?
Kam
No, just got some things I gotta take care of.
Tucker
Okay, dude. I’ll be seein’ u soon. Stay out of trouble, K-Dawg.
Kam
Oh man, Lucy. That was close.
Lucy
Kam? Kam? What just happened?
Kam
You know that guy Tucker?
Kam
The trust fund frat douche?
Kam
With the non-ironic popped collar
Kam
And the stupid boat shoes that he wears when NOT ON BOATS?
Lucy
That guy’s the worst
Kam
Yeah, well, I ran into him.
Lucy
KAM! We talked about this.
Lucy
NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS.
Kam
He caught me off guard.
Lucy
This is bad. This is bad.
Lucy
I’ll explain why later.
Kam
Prof’s lab is right around the corner.
Kam
Campus security. Standing outside the lab.
Kam
This is bad. I can’t go in.
Lucy
Why? Do they have guns?
Kam
No guns. Just flashlights.
Kam
But they look heavy duty.
Kam
Like they could leave a bruise.
Lucy
Oh come on! It’s not that bad.
Lucy
Man up and figure it out!
Kam
Look. I said I’d help, but I’m in WAY over my head here.
Kam
I suck at all this sneaky adventure stuff.
Kam
That’s why I went into programming
Kam
So I could sit inside and quietly avoid excitement.
Lucy
Kam. I need you. Please.
Lucy
I went to you because you’re my friend.
Lucy
And you’re so smart. I just know you’ll think of something ...
Kam
Wait. Programming. That gives me an idea.
Lucy
Kam, what are you ...
Kam runs up to the security guards. He’s got a plan.
Kam
HEY, CAMPUS SECURITY GUYS!
Kam
I just saw some minors doing some underage drinking!
Kam
Seems innocent, but you never know. What if they’re having a good time?
Campus Security Guy
WHAT? WHERE!?!
Kam
Down the hall! That way!
Campus Security Guy
Thanks, man!
Campus Security Guy
C’mon, Don, let’s go bust some undergrad ass!
Lucy
What just happened??
Kam
Sweet! That totally worked.
Kam
If there’s one thing campus security is programmed to do -
Kam
It’s stop innocent fun.
Kam
The guards ran off. I’m in the clear
Lucy
Kam, you’re a genius!
Kam
I got five minutes tops before someone knows I’m here.
Lucy
Good. Get in. Get out.
Kam
Alright. Looking for the tablet. But it’s dark in here
Kam
And this place is a hot mess.
Kam
There’s a weird vibe in here - I don’t like this.
Lucy
Do you remember where he keeps it?
Kam
I think it’s in his drawer.
Kam
Didn’t see that coming.
Kam
You and the Prof together.
Lucy
That’s weird. Really?
Kam
He’s got his arm around you.
Lucy
Ewww. What’s Prof doing with that pic?
Kam
You sure nothing was going on with you two?
Kam
Cause he does have that sexy slightly old man vibe
Kam
A little bit of that dashing silver fox.
Kam
And it is technically legal -
Lucy
And there was NOTHING going on.
Kam
Then maybe he was creepin’ on you and you didn’t even know it
Lucy
Just focus. Get the tablet.
Kam
It’s gotta be here somewhere -
Kam
Wait, I think I found it.
Lucy
Everything is going to be okay.
Lucy
Now get out of there!!
Kam
Hold up. Lemme make sure it’s working
Lucy
No no, just get out!
Lucy
Just get the tablet out of there.
Kam
Someone’s coming. I hear footsteps.
Kam
I’m hiding behind the desk.
Kam
Not good! Not good!!!
Kam
Why did I go along with this?
Kam
They’re getting closer
Lucy
Kam, just make a break for it
Kam
They’re walking to the desk
