Kam
Kam
How’d you get this number?
Unknown
Unknown
You don’t remember me, do you?
Kam
Kam
Nope. I don’t.
Kam
Kam
Cause I think I’d remember a killer redhead.
Unknown
Unknown
Disappointing.
Unknown
Unknown
How about you and I get reacquainted?
Kam
Kam
NOPE. No way.
Unknown
Unknown
This doesn’t have to be difficult, Kam.
Unknown
Unknown
Stay where you are and I’ll be right there
Kam
Kam
Of course you’d say that.
Kam
Kam
You’re a creepy unlisted number in a dark library
Kam
Kam
AKA, a super ideal place for murder.
Kam
Kam
This has been cool, but
Kam
Kam
I’mma GTFO.
Kam
Kam
BYEEEEEEEE!
Unknown
Unknown
You can’t run.
Unknown
Unknown
I will find you.
Unknown
Unknown
Wherever you go.
Unknown
Unknown
You’re down on the fifth floor now.
Unknown
Unknown
Northeast corner.
Kam
Kam
Nope. WRONG
Unknown
Unknown
Am I?
Unknown
Unknown
And you just ran to the back stairwell
Kam
Kam
Stop it!
Unknown
Unknown
This can be so much easier...
Kam
Kam
Leave me alone!
Unknown
Unknown
I can’t do that, Kam.
Unknown
Unknown
Because you have something I want.
Unknown
Unknown
That tablet doesn’t belong to you.
Unknown
Unknown
Give it to me.
Unknown
Unknown
Now.
Unknown
Unknown
Before I take it from you.
Kam
Kam
Not a chance.
Unknown
Unknown
You’re on the wrong side of this
Unknown
Unknown
Dealing with things you don’t understand.
Kam
Kam
I know enough.
Kam
Kam
You’ve got a gun. I don’t.
Kam
Kam
Therefore.
Kam
Kam
I’m outta here.
Kam
Kam
PEACE OUT.
Unknown
Unknown
This isn’t over, Kam...
ten minutes later
Kam
Kam
FRAK
Kam
Kam
Lucy, I’m in over my head
Kam
Kam
That was too close!
Lucy
Lucy
What happened????
Kam
Kam
The armed redhead is after me
Kam
Kam
Sending all kinds of creeper texts.
Kam
Kam
And before you ask
Kam
Kam
YES, I have the stupid tablet.
Lucy
Lucy
I wasn’t going to ask.
Lucy
Lucy
Because I trust you.
Kam
Kam
Good. Because I’m freaking out right now!
Kam
Kam
How did she get my number?!?
Lucy
Lucy
Idk. That’s so weird.
Lucy
Lucy
Why is she gunning for you?
Lucy
Lucy
I mean, not to be rude
Lucy
Lucy
Why YOU of all people?
Kam
Kam
The tablet. Obvi.
Lucy
Lucy
Oh Kam, I’m so sorry
Lucy
Lucy
We’ll make this right soon.
Lucy
Lucy
Where are you now?
Kam
Kam
I just ran to my car.
Kam
Kam
I’ll explain the situation soon
Kam
Kam
Meet you in the park.
Lucy
Lucy
Okay, see you soon.
half an hour later
Kam
Kam
Lucy, I’m here at the park.
Kam
Kam
At the edge of the woods
Kam
Kam
Let’s get this over with.
Kam
Kam
Lucy, where are you?
Kam
Kam
Hello? Lucy?
Kam
Kam
Hello????
Unknown
Unknown
I told you I’d find you.
Unknown
Unknown
But you didn’t listen.
Unknown
Unknown
Stop running.
Unknown
Unknown
Come back, Kam.
Kam
Kam
Leave me alone!
Unknown
Unknown
I will
Unknown
Unknown
Once I get what I want.
Kam
Kam
Not a chance.
Unknown
Unknown
I know where you’re hiding.
Unknown
Unknown
Enough of this game
Unknown
Unknown
Why don’t you just come out so we can finally talk in person?
Kam
Kam
How do you keep finding me?
Unknown
Unknown
You haven’t figured it out yet?
Unknown
Unknown
I used...
Kam
Kam
The tablet!
Kam
Kam
I hate this stupid thing so much.
Kam
Kam
You hacked into its IP?!?
Kam
Kam
Are you also some programming whiz?
Unknown
Unknown
Not exactly.
Unknown
Unknown
But I have lost my iPhone before, which is close enough.
Kam
Kam
Close enough.
Unknown
Unknown
So how about you walk out from those trees with your hands in the air?
Unknown
Unknown
Nobody gets hurt. I promise.
Kam
Kam
Here goes.
Kam walks out to see the red-headed woman with a gun.
Rosa
Rosa
There you are. Now do you recognize me?
Kam
Kam
Uh -
Rosa
Rosa
Seriously? It’s me. Rosa.
Kam
Kam
Um, could you be more specific?
Rosa
Rosa
Remember from that BBQ last summer? We had a long conversation about potato salad?
Rosa
Rosa
You kept going on about mayo vs. mustard vs. vinegar based.
Kam
Kam
I mean, I do have many opinions about those things. But I’m not good with names or faces.
Rosa
Rosa
Fine. You may better remember me as the Prof’s wife.
Rosa
Rosa
Or rather, his widow.
Kam
Kam
Oh SHOOT. It’s you! Why didn’t you say that earlier?
Rosa
Rosa
Because I’m an accomplished woman in my own right. And a man does not define me.
Rosa
Rosa
But now that you bring it up: Yeah, I’m his widow.
Rosa
Rosa
And I’m pretty pissed right now.
Kam
Kam
Right. Sorry about your -
Rosa
Rosa
Shut up! I need answers. Now.
Rosa
Rosa
Did you kill the Prof?
Kam
Kam
What??? No!
Rosa
Rosa
Then why are you after his stupid A.I. research?
Kam
Kam
Ok ok ok, so if could please put the gun down first, that would really help me think.
Kam
Kam
I don’t do well in these high-pressure situations
Rosa
Rosa
Fine.
Rosa lowers her gun. Phew.
Rosa
Rosa
Now out with it.
Kam
Kam
So I think there’s been a big misunderstanding.
Kam
Kam
I didn’t kill the Prof.
Kam
Kam
And this is gonna sound really crazy but -.
Rosa
Rosa
Get to the point, Nerdlinger.
Kam
Kam
So, the Prof was working on this self-driving car prototype.
Kam
Kam
But apparently the A.I. became sentient, and Stella went rogue and killed him.
Rosa
Rosa
You idiot! There’s no such thing as a sentient A.I.!
Kam
Kam
But my friend Lucy is trapped inside Stella, and -
Rosa
Rosa
Wait. Lucy?
Rosa
Rosa
As in that lunatic girl from his class?
Kam
Kam
Why does everyone say she’s crazy? Am I missing something?
Rosa
Rosa
Open your eyes, Kam.
Rosa
Rosa
Lucy is a master at lying and manipulation
Rosa
Rosa
She’s an obsessed stalker who followed the Prof around.
Kam
Kam
Oh, she never mentioned that part.
Rosa
Rosa
Really? She never mentioned how she had an affair with my husband?
Kam
Kam
Ho boy.
Rosa
Rosa
They were working together on the Stella project.
Rosa
Rosa
Spending a lot of time together.
Rosa
Rosa
And she seduced him.
Rosa
Rosa
It went on for months.
Rosa
Rosa
I found out and so he broke it off.
Rosa
Rosa
I took him back and forgave him.
Rosa
Rosa
I wanted to move on because I still loved him. Flaws and all.
Rosa
Rosa
But Lucy wouldn’t stay away. She had this crazy vendetta.
Rosa
Rosa
So now I need you to give me that tablet so I can prove...
Rosa
Rosa
Lucy is a killer, Kam.
Rosa
Rosa
She wants the tablet so she can hide the evidence.
Rosa
Rosa
But I won’t let her get away with this.
Kam
Kam
No no no no. That’s impossible.
Kam
Kam
Lucy swore she didn’t do it.
Kam
Kam
Stella is the real killer. She needs the tablet to clear her name.
Kam
Kam
The car did it!
Rosa
Rosa
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS SENTIENT A.I.
Rosa
Rosa
You got played!
Rosa
Rosa
Give me the tablet, and I’ll prove it to you.
Kam
Kam
Uh wait. You hear that?
Rosa
Rosa
Give me the tablet! Now!
Kam
Kam
It’s coming closer. It’s a whizzing sound
Rosa
Rosa
No more BS. Give me the tablet. NOW.
Kam
Kam
Wait. I see headlights down the road. Is that -
Rosa
Rosa
No. It can’t be.
Kam
Kam
I think it is.
Stella
Stella
Good evening.
Stella
Stella
My name is Stella.
Stella
Stella
My apologies for the inconvenience
Stella
Stella
But I must murder you now.
Kam
Kam