Finders Keepers
by Brianna Howarth
DUDE GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND!?
Oooh don’t tell me, this could be fun…
You found world peace!
The meaning of life!
I FOUND A WALLET WITH $100 IN IT
Jackpot!
Woahhh, who’s wallet is it?
Aren’t you supposed to turn those in or something?
No license in it…and I’m leaving the wallet where I found it.
Just taking my new hundred dollah bill!!
Finders keepers…losers weepers.
So what you gonna spend it on?
Man idk…food, videogames?
You gonna buy me something nice ;)
I am your best friend.
I will think about it…
NO
I think I’m gonna buy a subwoofer for my car.
Since when have you wanted that?
since now…lol
I’m gonna go to the mall, want to come with me? I’ll let you smell the $100 bill…
No can do yo, helping my mom out around the house.
You wanna buy us lunch?
We been working real hard XD
I’m sure you have
And your reward is...the house looks great!
lol, whatever man…have fun spending money THAT ISN’T YOURS.
I WILL
ttyl bro.
twenty minutes later
shit…I just got a speeding ticket. =/
But I swear my car was possessed or something.
My foot wasn’t on the wheel.
Cop said I was doing 70 in a 50!!
Well that blows…guess we know where your $100 is going toward :p
Uhhh my parents are going to be so upset.
But I swear my car was possessed…I wasn’t doing it!
Because you’re suddenly in a horror movie?
Good one trying to explain that to your parents…haha
MOMMY, DADDY THE DEVIL TOOK OVER MY CAR
They’ll believe you.
I promise.
I’m rolling my eyes.
But I’m heading to the mall anyway…halfway there, might as well.
Maybe you should put some garlic in your trunk :p
aren’t you hilarious!
an hour later
Man…I can’t win today.
Why what’s wrong now? Zombies taking control of your car now?
I’m ignoring that.
My boss just called and left a voicemail saying that I owe $50 because I gave out so many free pizzas.
I remember I gave one to this girl one time. She was a cancer survivor.
Maybe there’s a mistake…
He was positive. Said he tripled checked the numbers and if I don’t pay it, he’s taking it out of my next paycheck.
Man…guess that $100 is really coming in use
Dude…it’s karma.
You took someone else’s $100 and then now you owe $200 or so…how much is the speeding ticket for?
it's $225...so now in total I owe $275.
Geez…sucks to be you man.
Maybe you should return the $100…you know, get your karma back on track?
Uhhh go back and find that wallet?
Things can’t get worse…
Can they?
Karma’s a bitch dude.
And don’t bad things happen in 3s?
Ahhh…guess I’ll just go home…
Guess I’m no so lucky after all.
Haha looks like you’re not.
I’m going home. Ttyl.
two hours later
THIS HUNDRED DOLLARS IS CURSED
I SWEAR
RICKY JUST CALLED ME
HE AND I AND THREE OTHER PEOPLE BET ON THE BASKETBALL GAME
AND I LOST THE BET I MADE
Or maybe you just have the worst luck imaginable…that’s what you found. Shitty luck.
You should be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
I NEED TO FIND THAT WALLET
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
I THOUGHT I HIT THE JACKPOT TODAY BUT NOOOOOO
bro calm down, it’s just money. You’ll go to work tomorrow and earn some more, you’ll pay everything off.
I know…it’s just frustrating because I didn’t owe anything when I started the day
and now I have to pay two different people and the state!
AND I CANT FIND THAT WALLET
HELP WHAT DO I DO
I DON’T WANT THIS MONEY ANYMORE!
You could donate it? Idk…there's someone who always needs a little extra cash...
Except I don’t want that tainted $100! lol
ME NEITHER
Guess you could just leave it where you found it and somebody else will find the cursed $100…
I just gave it to a homeless person.
That was generous!!
Now they can buy a couple meals and such.
Hopefully karma was watching…maybe she’ll repay you.
Hope so.
three days later
DID YOU WATCH THE NEWS TODAY?
I just woke up…I haven’t left my bed.
Why?
THE HOMELESS PERSON I GAVE THE $100 TO…
BOUGHT ONE LOTTERY TICKET
AND WON 3.5 MILLION DOLLARS
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