Sen
Bill gave me this number
Sen
said I should txt you for a good time
Sen
You know who this is, right?
Jill
I can’t wait to meet in person
Sen
How about the Lincoln Cocktail Lounge
Jill
What do you want me to wear ;)
Sen
I had a great time with you last night
Sen
You remind me why I love Washington so much ;)
Jill
Can’t wait to do it again
Jill
If you’re serious about doing a weekend in the Berkshires...
Jill
it’s going to be $8k
Jill
My services are worth it.
Jill
For an extra 2 thou I’ll throw in some extra “fun”
Jill
Don’t you have the money?
Sen
I’ll see what I can do
Jill
Because Bill used to always dip his hand into his “campaign fund”
Jill
I think I’m worth it
Sen
I should have known Bill had been doing that. Never underestimate your opponents, that’s what I always say
Sen
I’ll see what I can do. I’m dying to see you again.
Sen
I met with some campaign advisors today, and I think I’ve figured out how to “redirect” some money
Jill
I can’t wait to get away with you, Mr. Senator
Sen
Lets meet again tonight at the Lincoln, 10pm. We can discuss our trip plans
Sen
Hey, you haven’t been approached by any journalists this week, have you?
Jill
Me? Lol, no. I’m not the politician
Sen
Yeah, I know. I just get paranoid. What we’re doing is risky business
Sen
A Washington Post reporter was asking me some weird questions today, so I was concerned maybe they knew about you and I
Jill
My lips are sealed Mr. Senator ;)
Sen
He’s a jackass anyway. His name is John Wetherby and I know he hates me.
Sen
I had such a great time with you this weekend, amor
Jill
Just remember that you still owe me $2k for the extra fun I brought along
Sen
Right, I’ll take care of that ASAP
Jill
Good luck at your committee meeting this week
Jill
I remember everything
Jill
Hey, I haven’t heard from you in a while
Jill
Where have you been?
Sen
I don’t know if we should continue our relationship. It’s too much. My wife is coming to Washington for the summer.
Jill
I always had a good time :(
Jill
Okay then, but you still owe me $3000
Sen
What are you talking about?
Sen
I remember owing you $2000
Jill
Oh, you don’t know about interest?
Sen
My hands are tied right now, I can’t get you that much money
Jill
I guess I’ll just have to talk to that reporter. Mr. Wetherby was his name, right?
Jill
But he did offer me a fair amount of money to talk about our relationship. I have to get my money one way or the other.
Sen
I will try my best to get it to you
Jill
Well, it’s been two days? How come I haven’t heard from you?
Sen
The campaign committee is doing a full audit of my finances, I’m in big trouble
Jill
Don’t you have some pocket cash?
Sen
No. My wife sees everything. And I don’t appreciate you trying to manipulate me like this. I could have you put away if I wanted.
Jill
Like you would really tell the police you’ve been dating a call girl?
Jill
Look Mr. Senator I just want my money, and you owe it to me. You agreed.
Jill
Don’t make me cross the line, because Weatherby isn’t the only journalist knocking at my door.
Jill
Have you seen today’s newspapers?
Sen
What are you playing at, huh? I warned you.
Sen
And that article only says “an anonymous source confirms Senator Cleary has had promiscuous relationships.” that’s all it says.
Sen
No confirmation, no names. You really think that scares me?
Jill
I’m not done with you
Sen
You’re delusional. I can silence you before you speak again.
Jill
Ooh I’m really scared.
Sen
You want your money, I’ll give you your money. But I’m not playing games.
Jill
I also want a new car
Sen
What the HELL are you up to?
Sen
John Wetherby asked me about you BY NAME during a press conference. Do you know how damaging that is to my career?
Sen
You should have known better than to give him your full name.
Jill
I should have known better? Look who’s talking
Sen
If you dare tell him anything else, you’ll be sorry.
Jill
Gosh I really wish I had a new Mercedes...
Sen
I am texting you as a courtesy. This is the last communication we can have. You have taken things out of hand.
Sen
You have your car, you have your money, I want this to end. The audit is almost complete
Sen
and I cannot allow you to continue telling tall tales to the press when they realize how much $$ is gone
Jill
I’ve already said my piece :)
Jill
Hey, I saw you on TV today
Jill
You looked so cute in your suit and tie
Sen
I told you not to text me again
Jill
I just wanted to say I’m sorry about the corruption charges :( You were always so sweet to me.
Sen
Don’t give me that crap. I swear to god I’m giving your name to the authorities, and you’ll end up in a womens prison somewhere
Jill
If you give my name you’ll incriminate yourself...
Sen
I hope you’re happy now. I’ve lost my office, my wife...I’ve lost everything. You’ve destroyed my life
Sen
You are a pitiful criminal whore, and if I ever see you again you will be sorry
Jill
I’m not to blame, Mr. Senator
Jill
Those were all your decisions, not mine
Jill
You stole from your campaign, you lied to the American people, you cheated on your wife. Who is REALLY the criminal, huh?
Jill
You once gave me a good piece of advice...
Jill
Never underestimate your opponent. Maybe next time you’ll think about that. God bless :)
