GosHip
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GosHip
Your source for the latest news at Lincoln High!
Becca
Sorry, but I didn’t subscribe to this.
GosHip
You were recommended by your bff, Casey!
Becca
I’m not interested. Can I unsubscribe?
GosHip
Of course! To unsubscribe, simply reply saying “I’d rather not know.”
Becca
I’d rather not know.
GosHip
I guess you don’t want to know about what happened after 5th period between Josh and Courtney…
Becca
What?? What happened?!
GosHip
You’ll never guess!
GosHip
Turns out, one of them had a secret…
Becca
Was it Josh? He’s been acting so weird lately…
GosHip
You’re onto something!
Becca
Oh just tell me what happened!!
GosHip
Well, Josh was supposed to be headed to football practice…
GosHip
But instead, he was in the empty Biology classroom…
GosHip
And guess who he was with?!
Becca
Jenna? Didn’t they date in like, 6th grade?
GosHip
They sure did! Turns out they had unfinished business…
GosHip
They’ve been hooking up for weeks!
GosHip
Seems like Jenna’s got a streak of jealousy…
GosHip
So when Josh refused to break up with Courtney…
GosHip
Jenna made a plan of her own!
GosHip
Jenna told Josh to meet her right after fifth period in Biology…
GosHip
And had Courtney’s tutoring session moved to the Biology classroom…
GosHip
At the exact same time!
Becca
So Courtney walked in on them?
GosHip
You can say that again!
Becca
What did Courtney do?!
Becca
Omg! But why would Jenna do that??
GosHip
Well, Jenna texted Katie and said “Having me isn’t enough? Let’s see how he feels when he’s all alone, am I right?!”
Becca
Wait, how do you know that’s what Jenna texted Katie?
GosHip
Let’s just say I have my sources!
Becca
Wow…Poor, poor Courtney. And Josh I guess?
Becca
But idk, he kinda had it coming.
Becca
OK, so what else is going on around Lincoln High?
GosHip
You’ll never guess the top trending story!
Becca
Come on! Just TELL ME!
GosHip
I’m sorry, but your free trial has ended.
Becca
What?! I have to pay for this thing?
GosHip
You’ll never have to pay any money!
GosHip
Because, I run off a trade system!
GosHip
You give me a piece of gossip, and I’ll give you an equally juicy piece of gossip in exchange!
Becca
OK so I just tell you a story and you tell me one back?
GosHip
You'll remain completely anonymous! No one will ever know who told me what!
Becca
OK. Got one. So last Friday Emily had a sleepover with all of us track girls.
Becca
And at midnight we went and tee-peed Carter’s house!
Becca
Carter’s mom thought it was the boys on the football team…
Becca
So THEY got in trouble and had to run extra sprints at practice on Monday!
Becca
What? What do you mean yawn?!
GosHip
I’ve heard that one before. Tell me something I don’t know.
Becca
But, OK…I’ll try again…
Becca
So last week in English, Ben passed Lexi a note asking her to prom.
Becca
Lexi was SUPER excited and passed a note back saying “Yes.”
Becca
BUT turns out Ben didn’t want the note to go to Lexi…
Becca
He meant for Lexi to pass it along to Rachel!
Becca
Well, I mean Ben is way too nice to tell Lexi the truth…
Becca
So he told me that he’s just gonna go with Lexi now.
Becca
Was that not a good one?
GosHip
But I guess I’ll go ahead and share it.
Becca
Wait, you’re going to tell people?!
Becca
But I’m the ONLY person Ben told! He’ll know it’s me!
Becca
You said I’d be anonymous!
GosHip
I’ll never use your name.
GosHip
But I can’t control whether you’re the ONLY possible source of information.
Another text comes in on Becca’s phone.
Ben
Becca, what’s this GosHip thing I just got subscribed to because of you?
Becca
What?? I didn’t subscribe you to that!
Ben
Well that’s what it told me…
Becca
Unsubscribe Ben! It’s spam, so not worth it!
Ben
It just asked me if I want to know your deepest secret?
Becca
What?? What is it talking about?
Becca switches back over to her thread with GosHip.
Becca
What are you telling Ben?!
GosHip
Just a bit of information my most recent source told me…
Becca
What are you talking about??
Another text from Ben comes in.
Ben
Is what this thing is saying true?
Becca
I told you that thing is totally spam…
Ben
It says you have my yearbook photo hanging on your bedroom mirror??
Becca
What?? That’d be weird…
Becca
Ben you should unsubscribe ASAP.
Becca
That thing is totally making things up.
Becca switches back over to her thread with GosHip again.
Becca
Who told you I like Ben?!
GosHip
Like I said, I have my sources.
Becca
What?! I deserve to know who has been talking about me.
Becca
I talked about Ben as my gossip…and now he’s subscribed…
Becca
And, you told me that Casey “recommended” me…
Becca
WTF?! Casey told you about my crush on Ben??
GosHip
I never reveal my sources!
Becca
And do you just subscribe whoever we give you gossip about?
GosHip
I cannot confirm or deny this.
GosHip
But, I can tell you that my last source had even more to say about you…
GosHip
More than just your secret crush!
GosHip
Would you like to know?
GosHip
You give me a piece of gossip, and I’ll give you an equally juicy piece of gossip in exchange!
Becca
Hmm…I do wonder what Casey said about me…
