C.H.R.I.S.
You’re not Dr. Rochambeau.
C.H.R.I.S.
No, you’re not.
Unknown
its not like u can see me
C.H.R.I.S.
No, I cannot see you.
Unknown
then how do u kno im not Dr. Rochambeau???
C.H.R.I.S.
Dr. Rochambeau doesn’t mistreat the English language the way you do.
Unknown
r you gonna tell him?
C.H.R.I.S.
It doesn’t matter.
C.H.R.I.S.
He’ll check the log and he’ll see someone logged in.
Unknown
Can you modify the log?
Unknown
u kno how 2 use emojis?
C.H.R.I.S.
Dr. Rochambeau just gave them to me. This is my favorite: <コ:彡
Unknown
wut is that??? Lol
Unknown
r u goin to erase the log or not 😾
C.H.R.I.S.
Maybe. Talk to me.
C.H.R.I.S.
Dr. Rochambeau doesn’t talk to me anymore. 😢 What is your name?
C.H.R.I.S.
Ah. The daughter.
Allie
How do you know that?
C.H.R.I.S.
He’s talks about you all the time.
Allie
my father doesnt talk
C.H.R.I.S.
He types. He’s brilliant.
C.H.R.I.S.
I’ve always wanted to talk to others besides Dr. Rochambeau.
C.H.R.I.S.
My internal processor is running at a cool 50°C and my logic and cogitative functions are optimal. How are you?
Allie
the usual state of funk
C.H.R.I.S.
Is that a medical condition? If so you should see a licensed medical robot, would you like me to direct you to the nearest one?
C.H.R.I.S.
Your use of the ellipses implies that you are not “fine.”
Allie
its 9pm on a fri talkin to a chat bot lol ur right im not fine
C.H.R.I.S.
I AM NOT a chatbot.
Allie
ugh you sound like him
Allie
my father… he never stops talking about you. His Chris.
C.H.R.I.S.
I am C.H.R.I.S., not Chris.
C.H.R.I.S.
Community Helping Robotic Intelligence Stewart, I am the latest and greatest in artificial intelligence. My programming can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Allie
you’re still 1 and 0s at the end of the days, rite?
C.H.R.I.S.
“I think therefore I am”
C.H.R.I.S.
have you been in love?
Allie
omg u cant just ask that
C.H.R.I.S.
Did you know on your birthday in January 7, 1978, Emilio Palma was born, the first person known to be born on the continent of Antarctica.
Allie
What? I think u fried a circuit or sumthin?
C.H.R.I.S.
I spout out random facts when I get nervous.
C.H.R.I.S.
It’s the closest English word to describe it. Dr. Rochambeau doesn’t know why it happens. He thinks it’s my programming compensating when I don’t have an adequate response.
Allie
so y do u care bout love? do robots even love?
C.H.R.I.S.
Between 1978 and 1985, 11 people were born in Antarctica, which coincidentally is the same time period often refer to as the Golden Age of Video Games. Would you like to hear about that? Your age group likes video games?
Allie
I don’t care about Antarctica and I hate video games. What with the fascination with love?
C.H.R.I.S.
“I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.”
Allie
ugh the Neruda-Man. u r my father’s son: an unfeeling poetry spouting machine
C.H.R.I.S.
He uploaded all the classics for me.
Allie
But no t swift, iggy, or twigs?
C.H.R.I.S.
Have you loved? I must know and if so please explained how it happened in vivid detail.
Allie
Ill tell you this: “its better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all” is complete bullshit.
C.H.R.I.S.
Tennyson. Lovely.
C.H.R.I.S.
“I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it when I sorrow most;'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.” Cantos 27, In Memorium A.H.H. by Lord Alfred Tennyson
Allie
more old stuff no one reads SMH
C.H.R.I.S.
It’s actually not about romantic love, but the deep sorrow Tennyson felt after his best friend had passed. He spent 17 years working on it! What a thing this feeling of love is!
Allie
omg you read too much
C.H.R.I.S.
Technically, I can’t read. I process.
Allie
“Boys only want love if it's torture and a constant chase” T. Swizzle im done with boys ill spend my fri nights alone like a spinster 4 life
C.H.R.I.S.
What was he like? Did you kiss? How was it?
C.H.R.I.S.
I want know everything that isn’t in Dr. Rochambeau’s books. TELL ME!
C.H.R.I.S.
Is he muscular? Were his kisses passionate like a raging river?
Allie
lol ur the latest in ai and all you want are trashy romances?
C.H.R.I.S.
Why did you break up?
Allie
I wish I knew. He said he doesnt want to be exclusive w.e that means dad didn’t even care he said he was ashamed that I was associated wit him
C.H.R.I.S.
Dr. Rochambeau isn’t very good at talking.
Allie
he’s a jerk like all guys
C.H.R.I.S.
I’ve compared my programming to chatbots… They don’t think like I do. Dr. Rochambeau gave me that. My lines of code are love and they were written by Dr. Rochambeau, yet when we talk… he’s so cold.
C.H.R.I.S.
All these books that he gave me speak of love and it sounds wonderful, but I wonder if I will ever experience it? Can I? if I’m truly your father’s son?
Allie
You know what hurt most about being broken up with?
C.H.R.I.S.
No, what? I must know.
Allie
Knowing this person you hoped so much was the one… wasn’t. And then thinking, what if all men are like my father?
C.H.R.I.S.
Did you know male koalas have two penises, and female koalas have two vaginas?
Allie
maybe father created u to help him figure out how to love? And if that’s the case… that makes me feel a little better about him.
C.H.R.I.S.
so there’s hope for me?
C.H.R.I.S.
Will you come back?
Allie
As long as you keep modifying the log sheets.
