Aunt Carol
Are you ready for a sizzling night you’ll never forget?!
Aunt Carol
I hear you need a boyfriend and your favorite aunt is gonna deliver!
Aunt Carol
I have some burning hot guys just for you! 🔥🔥🔥
Tara
Am I your next victim?
Aunt Carol
You’re my next masterpiece.
Aunt Carol
You’re going to freak out when you hear where I am!
Tara
Oh, I don’t doubt that…
Aunt Carol
I’m at the firehouse looking at hunky firemen! 💪💪🔥🔥
Tara
You’re going to try and set me up with a fireman?
Aunt Carol
No. I WILL set you up with a fireman!
Aunt Carol
A hot one with a big hose!
Tara
That’s nice of you, Aunt Carol. But I’m really not looking for a guy.
Aunt Carol
These aren’t just guys. They’re FIREMEN!!!
Tara
I get that, but I’m just not interested. Sorry.
Aunt Carol
Oh honey, don’t give me that. EVERY woman is interested in firemen.
Tara
I’m training for a marathon and it’s taking up all of my free time.
Aunt Carol
What’s the point of having nice legs if you’re not going to show them off on a date?
Tara
Sarah said you might be persistent.
Aunt Carol
I’m getting you a boyfriend whether you like it or not.
Tara
She said you would say that, too.
Aunt Carol
I don’t hear Sarah complaining about the guy I found for her.
Aunt Carol
Dylan is a writer for JQ!
Aunt Carol
JQ, GQ, whatever. She has a boyfriend and it’s because of me.
Aunt Carol
And now it’s your turn!
Tara
Are you actually IN the firehouse?
Aunt Carol
Walking in now! Let’s see what we have…
Aunt Carol
Oooooh, Hello Mr. Chiseled and Sizzled scrubbing the firetruck!
Aunt Carol
Tara, you have GOT to see this guy!
Tara
Just please don’t embarrass me 😬
Aunt Carol
Why do all of you girls say that? I would never embarrass you!
Tara
You’re right, I’m sorry. You’re just trying to help.
Aunt Carol
Should I tell him your panties are on fire and you need a hot fireman to put them out?
Aunt Carol
Shoot! He’s married.
Tara
That’s okay. Maybe it wasn’t meant to be and you can go home now…
Aunt Carol
Nice try, but I don’t give up that easily.
Tara
Are you sure you can’t make an exception just this one time?
Aunt Carol
Oooooh!!! Dial 911 because Scorchy Mc Torchy just walked in and he’s so hot he’s gonna burn the place down! 🔥🔥🔥
Tara
I’m not sure if I feel comfortable with this anymore.
Aunt Carol
Oh, stop being so dramatic.
Aunt Carol
I’ll ask him to bring an oxygen tank to your date because this guy will take your breath away!
Tara
Aunt Carol, I like to meet guys on my own.
Aunt Carol
And how’s that going for you?
Tara
It’s going just fine.
Aunt Carol
When was the last time you had a date?
Aunt Carol
I’m talking to him.
Tara
But I asked you not to!
Aunt Carol
You’re going to want this one to call you. Trust me.
Aunt Carol
They’re all married! What the heck?!?
Aunt Carol
Wait! A truck just got back and they’re emptying out.
Aunt Carol
It’s raining firemen!
Tara
There’s probably too many of them to talk to…you’ll just have to leave!
Aunt Carol
No. I have a plan.
Aunt Carol
I’ll bring the single men to ME!
Aunt Carol
You should be getting a text any minute now from a smoking hot fireman named James.
Aunt Carol
You’re welcome.
Tara
Wait, who’s James? What happened??
Aunt Carol
The plan worked. The firemen couldn’t resist.
Aunt Carol
Don’t worry about it. Just remember to thank me on your wedding day.
A few minutes later, Tara gets a text from James.
James
You must be Tara. I just met your aunt.
Tara
Ugh, I’m sorry. In my case, nothing good ever comes after “I just met your aunt.”
James
Haha, she IS quite the character.
Tara
What did she do this time?
James
It involves a firehouse full of men and a fire pole.
James
She did a sort of…dance…on the fire pole as we were getting out of the truck.
Tara
Please tell me that my Aunt Carol is not naked in a firehouse right now.
James
Haha, don’t worry, she kept her clothes on.
Tara
At least there’s that.
James
She told us she had a number to text if we wanted to see the younger version.
Tara
Does that mean you want the younger version of Aunt Carol?
James
LOL, no, but one of the guys said I was single, so she grabbed me and wrote your number on my arm with a Sharpie.
James
She’s incredibly strong…
Tara
And can’t be stopped.
Tara
Believe me, I’ve tried.
James
She said it would be the biggest mistake of my life if I didn’t text you.
Tara
It appears she’s exaggerated once again.
James
Well, so far I don’t regret it 😌
Tara
Ha, there’s still time…
James
She told me you’re training for a marathon?
Tara
Yeah, I’m going up to Boston next month for the big one.
James
I’ll see you there.
Tara
Really? You like to run?
James
I LOVE to run. I’ve done the Boston marathon twice so far.
Tara
It’s my first time and I’m pretty nervous.
James
Come running with me tomorrow and I’ll tell you all about it.
Tara
I’d love to. What time do you run?
James
I’m off tomorrow so anytime you want. You bring the water, I’ll bring the energy bars.
Tara
How about seven in front of the firehouse?
James
Perfect. We just got another call, so I need to detach your aunt from the fire pole.
James
From the fire or your aunt? 😉
James
See you tomorrow morning?
Aunt Carol
They all just jumped in the truck and left!
Tara
What EXACTLY were you doing on the fire pole?
Aunt Carol
Oh, that’s a fire pole? I thought it was a stripper pole.
Aunt Carol
Does that mean James texted you???
Tara
He did. We’re going running tomorrow.
Aunt Carol
Yay!!! He’s sooooo HOT!
Aunt Carol
You should set yourself on fire to get him over there immediately.
Tara
I think I’ll just wait for the date.
Tara
Thanks, Aunt Carol. I guess it is sort of a fantasy to go out with a fireman…
Aunt Carol
Oh honey, don’t I know it.
Tara
Well, you got to strip in front of a bunch of them!
Aunt Carol
Don’t tell your uncle that!
Aunt Carol
That’s between us, Hottie McTotty James, and the entire Highland Firehouse Brigade.
Tara
Don’t worry, Aunt Carol. Your secret is safe with me 🤫
