Maria
Maria
Lillian! How many times do I have to tell you?!
Maria
Maria
Stay out of my room!
Lillian
Lillian
I wasn’t in your room, calm down.
Lillian
Lillian
I’m on the bus, on the way home from a field trip.
Maria
Maria
Stop lying.
Maria
Maria
You left your creepy toy in here.
Lillian
Lillian
My what?
Maria
Maria
That stupid doll you found at that lame vintage shop a few weeks ago…
Maria
Maria
The one you’ve been carrying around and talking…
Maria
Maria
Because you’re a freak with no friends.
Maria
Maria
It’s sitting on my bed.
Lillian
Lillian
Patricia is on your bed?
Maria
Maria
Ugh of course you’d name it something dumb like Patricia.
Maria
Maria
But yeah — PATRICIA is on my bed because YOU were in my room!
Lillian
Lillian
Maria, I wasn’t in your room…
Maria
Maria
Oh what, so I’m supposed to believe a doll found its way into my room on its own?
Lillian
Lillian
She’s not just a doll.
Lillian
Lillian
She doesn’t like to be that…
Lillian
Lillian
Her name’s Patricia.
Maria
Maria
Whatever, weirdo.
Maria
Maria
The next time you go in my room, I’m putting your doll in the garbage disposal.
Lillian
Lillian
Listen, Maria, I know this is going to be hard to believe…
Lillian
Lillian
But I swear to you that I wasn’t in your room…
Lillian
Lillian
Think about it — I had to leave early for this field trip.
Lillian
Lillian
Was Patricia in your room this morning?
Maria
Maria
No…
Lillian
Lillian
Okay, and if I’m still on the bus on my way back…
Lillian
Lillian
When would I have gone in your room?
Maria
Maria
You’re just trying to scare me.
Lillian
Lillian
I’m being totally serious.
Lillian
Lillian
And if Patricia is in your room, then you shouldn’t be.
Lillian
Lillian
You need to get out now.
Maria
Maria
Okay, that’s it.
Maria
Maria
You had your chance to just confess and apologize for going in my room.
Maria
Maria
But you’re clearly trying to make this into some kind of joke.
Maria
Maria
So you can say goodbye to your doll.
Lillian
Lillian
No, Maria! Don’t! Don’t touch her!
Lillian
Lillian
I’m trying to save you!
Maria
Maria
What is the MATTER with you, Lillian??
Maria
Maria
I’m telling Mom and Dad when they get home.
Maria
Maria
You’ve clearly seen too many of those stupid scary movies you love so much.
Lillian
Lillian
Please just listen to me for once, Maria!
Lillian
Lillian
I get it — I’m just your weird, loser, little sister.
Lillian
Lillian
I like horror movies and going to vintage stores…
Lillian
Lillian
But I NEVER should have bought Patricia.
Lillian
Lillian
It’s the biggest mistake I ever made…
Lillian
Lillian
From the moment I picked her up, it was like I was…
Lillian
Lillian
Possessed.
Maria
Maria
What are you talking about?
Lillian
Lillian
Patricia spoke to me…
Lillian
Lillian
She told me that no one understood me like she did…
Lillian
Lillian
She said that she was my friend…
Lillian
Lillian
And that she wanted to help me.
Lillian
Lillian
She said I could make a wish…
Lillian
Lillian
And that she’d only have to do one thing to make all my dreams come true.
Lillian
Lillian
Then…she told me what she would do…
Lillian
Lillian
And that’s when I realized that Patricia was pure evil.
Lillian
Lillian
Once I knew what she was planning, I had to get rid of her.
Lillian
Lillian
I took her on this field trip with me, and threw her in the garbage at a rest stop hours away from our house…
Lillian
Lillian
I swear that I’m telling you the truth. There’s no reason for me to lie.
Maria
Maria
Lillian…
Maria
Maria
Even though I hate to say this…
Maria
Maria
Maybe you are telling the truth.
Lillian
Lillian
You believe me??
Maria
Maria
I didn’t, but then, I came back into my room to get your doll…
Maria
Maria
And it’s gone.
Lillian
Lillian
What?? What do you mean, gone??
Maria
Maria
It was on my bed, propped up on my pillow…
Maria
Maria
I went downstairs to get a pair of tongs to pick it up…
Maria
Maria
Because if you think I’m touching that raggedy, gross thing with my own hands, you’re delusional…
Maria
Maria
And when I came back to my room…
Maria
Maria
It wasn’t there anymore.
Lillian
Lillian
Maria, you have to get out of the house now!
Lillian
Lillian
Patricia could be anywhere!
Lillian
Lillian
It’s not safe!
Maria
Maria
This is crazy!
Maria
Maria
Dolls don’t come to life and wander around the house on their own!
Maria
Maria
Do you SWEAR this isn’t some kind of joke?
Lillian
Lillian
OMG, MARIA, NO, THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
Lillian
Lillian
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!
Maria
Maria
There’s still something I don’t understand…
Maria
Maria
Why was it in my room?
Lillian
Lillian
Just let me know when you’re out safely, okay?
Lillian
Lillian
Then I’ll tell you everything, I promise.
Maria
Maria
Okay, fine! I’m going back downstairs now.
Maria
Maria
OMG!
Lillian
Lillian
What? What’s wrong??
Maria
Maria
It just tried knocking me down the stairs!
Maria
Maria
It came out of nowhere, and hit me as hard as it could on the back of my legs!
Maria
Maria
I managed to grab the banister just in time.
Maria
Maria
But it’s gone again! It came at me so fast!
Lillian
Lillian
Oh no…
Lillian
Lillian
Try getting up somewhere high, where you can see it coming!
Lillian
Lillian
What about the dining room table?
Maria
Maria
Okay, I’ll make a run for it!
Maria
Maria
OMG IT STABBED ME!
Maria
Maria
Right in the back of my ankle!
Maria
Maria
I made it up on the table, but it got me before I pulled my leg up!
Maria
Maria
I’m bleeding…really badly…
Lillian
Lillian
Call the paramedics!
Maria
Maria
Okay…but what if they don’t make it in time??
Lillian
Lillian
You have to destroy her, Maria!
Lillian
Lillian
Throwing her out didn’t work…
Lillian
Lillian
Maybe your garbage disposal idea wasn’t so bad after all!
Maria
Maria
I called the paramedics…they’re on their way, but…
Maria
Maria
I still don’t understand. Why is this stupid thing after ME??
Maria
Maria
You said she had a plan to make all your dreams come true…
Maria
Maria
What did you want? What did you wish for??
Lillian
Lillian
I wished to be you, okay?!
Maria
Maria
…What?
Lillian
Lillian
That’s what I’ve always wanted! To be pretty and popular and NORMAL!
Lillian
Lillian
It’s not easy being different.
Lillian
Lillian
I’ve always been jealous of you.
Maria
Maria
You have?
Lillian
Lillian
Of course.
Lillian
Lillian
I’m sorry, Maria. If I had known what Patricia would do…
Lillian
Lillian
I never would’ve wished for that.
Maria
Maria
I think I get it now.
Maria
Maria
She’s trying to kill me…because then you could take my spot…
Maria
Maria
If I was dead.
Lillian
Lillian
OMG, that must have been it!
Lillian
Lillian
But I swear, Maria, that’s not what I want.
Maria
Maria
I think I just saw her…she’s darting around on the floor!
Maria
Maria
I’m losing so much blood Lillian…
Maria
Maria
I feel so woozy…
Lillian
Lillian
No, Maria, you have to keep fighting!
Lillian
Lillian
The kitchen isn’t far from the dining room table—
Maria
Maria
It is when there’s a murderous doll running around on the floor!
Lillian
Lillian
Maria, do it — go for the garbage disposal.
Lillian
Lillian
Or at least grab a knife!
Lillian
Lillian
You have to make a run for it! It’s the only way!
Maria
Maria
Okay…you’re right. But before I do, I just want you to know…
Maria
Maria
There’s part of me that’s…jealous of you, too.
Lillian
Lillian
Wait, what?
Maria
Maria
You’re so much more original and creative than me…and cooler.
Lillian
Lillian
What?? You think I’m cool??
Maria
Maria
Not right at this moment!
Maria
Maria
But I don’t want to die without having told you that.
Maria
Maria
You shouldn’t wish to be like anyone but yourself, okay?
Lillian
Lillian
Okay…thank you, Maria.
Maria
Maria
I love you, you freak.
Lillian
Lillian
I love you, too. You can do this!
Maria
Maria
Okay…here I go.
1 minute later
Lillian
Lillian
Maria???
Lillian
Lillian
MARIA!
1 minute later
Lillian
Lillian
No no no, don’t be dead, please don’t be dead!
Maria
Maria
I’m alive! But only just…
Maria
Maria
I made it to the kitchen, but Patricia must have known I would head for the sink.
Maria
Maria
She was waiting for me.
Maria
Maria
But what she didn’t see…
Maria
Maria
Was me turning on the oven and opening the door.
Maria
Maria
Now I’m on the counter…waiting for her to come at me…
Maria
Maria
Any minute now…
Maria
Maria
SHE’S COMING
Lillian
Lillian
Maria?!!
Maria
Maria
I DID IT
Maria
Maria
I dodged her at the very last minute!
Maria
Maria
And shut the oven door on her! She’s sealed her in.
Maria
Maria
She’s roasted now. Burnt to a crisp.
Lillian
Lillian
You did it! Patricia is gone…thank God.
Maria
Maria
It’s over now…
Maria
Maria
I just hope the paramedics are bringing the fire department with them…
Maria
Maria