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Corinne, are you there??
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It’s Wayne again!
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My folks and I loaded into the van and stopped at The Barn...
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...to see if we could find your sister. Nobody was inside.
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I told them to drive to your house to see if we could help you guys get out of there.
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Are you inside?
Corrine
I’m not in my house right now...
Corrine
and haven’t been since I tried to look for my sister by myself.
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I’m sorry about that. You have to understand...
Corrine
I was worried about my family
Corrine
Wayne, it’s Sarah
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What!!? She found you??? ARE YOU OKAY??
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Who were those men?? Were they the fucking government like I thought??
Corrine
Yes. I can’t rehash that right now.
Corrine
We’re speeding down Highway 37 in New Hampshire
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What!? How did you cross the state lines??
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We tried to leave a three hours ago, but they only let those buses in
Corrine
How did you know about the buses two hours ago
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My Dad found out from a friend
Corrine
I’m assuming you heard about St. Rhiannon on twitter
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Everybody on twitter has.
Corrine
Yeah, well it’s blowing up because of us.
Corrine
These asshole guards refused to let us through, so Jared tweeted about it
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That guy from the party??
Corrine
The guy who saved my ass
Corrine
People started showing up in droves, and once they did...
Corrine
they made it a bit easier for us to get through.
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So you outnumbered the guards by everyone breaking through?
Corrine
Yes, a couple of guards got run over. Smoke bomb was thrown.
Corrine
But since they wouldn’t let us through....
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We have another place for you to go.
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My Dad doesn’t think they’re going to let anyone in at this St. Rhiannon.
Corrine
They have no fucking choice now. We’re one of so many cars headed that way.
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He said a friend of his in New Hampshire said it’s set up like Fort Knox
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And even if they do let people in...
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they are going to be overrun by everyone in the tri-state area who knows about it.
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Not to mention all the noise is going to draw all of THEM to you
Corrine
So be it. Everyone gets the same freedom or nobody.
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Well that’s stupid. You might as well be safe.
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We have this farm, it’s really secluded
Corrine
Yeah, well we can’t go with you because our parents are at St. Rhiannon right now.
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How are they there without you??
Corrine
It involves a lot of lying on the cops’ part.
Corrine
They think we’re coming there
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We have a big van, we can probably fit all of you, if they leave.
Corrine
We’re not going to leave to go to some farm with you when we can live on some compound.
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Like I said, the farm is safer.
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Not to mention we’ve already discussed my father’s large gun collection.
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We have a bunch on the car with us now, and we have even more at the farm.
Corrine
That’s disturbing.
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Well, my Dad has always been a doomsday prepper...
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which is something I kept secret because I thought it was embarrassing...
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but here we are...
Corrine
Why do you care so much about me and my family being safe??
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Listen, I just moved here, and you are one of the first friends I have.
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This place is going to be run into the ground Sarah, just get everyone to come with us
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Fine...suit yourself
Corrine
Wait! It’s Corinne again! We need help
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What happened??
Corrine
Some car full of people with guns just drove through and started shooting everyone’s tires!
Corrine
We just spun out and hit the median.
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Is everyone okay??
Corrine
Sarah hit her head against the glass and is bleeding, but conscious.
Corrine
And Jared’s Mom got knocked out. The tires are done.
Corrine
We have to get to our parents!! Please help!!
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We were going in the opposite direction. Where are you?
Corrine
We’re on Highway 37 right before the Kingstown exit.
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My Dad said we’ll go.
Corrine
The problem is the whole highway is plugging up because we weren’t the only ones hit.
Corrine
What if they come back with their guns?
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They won’t. They want to beat you to where you’re going.
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Like I told your sister, we’re heavily stocked and ready to go.
Corrine
Oh my God, they’re circling back around.
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Okay, it looks like if you go right off the exit, there is a Soire Diner.
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It’s not that far at all. Do you guys think you can run there?
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We’re on our way.
