Jared
Nora, are you around??
Nora
Finishing up a tarot reading for some idiot who’s asking me if she’s pregnant.
Jared
Sarah Henning. She apparently never got home last night.
Nora
That neighbor you have a crush on who doesn’t really like you back?
Jared
Shut up. I’m really worried she was one of the people who got killed...
Jared
or if she’s with someone else
Nora
What do you mean, one of the people who got killed!?
Jared
Didn’t you hear!? There’s a town-wide curfew tonight...
Jared
because they found a bunch of bodies in the North Woods.
Nora
I’ve been having weird dreams and feeling this kind of dread all week.
Nora
Like something really bad was about to happen.
Jared
Can you pick up on whether or not Sarah was one of the people murdered?
Nora
I don’t actually feel there is a murderer out there
Jared
Well, clearly that’s fucking WAY off.
Nora
Listen, if you’re going to be insulting what I’m saying...
Nora
because it doesn’t fit what is convenient for you, then we can be done here.
Jared
No, I’m sorry. Please keep going.
Nora
Let me pull the cards first before I tune in anymore...
Jared
She’s fucking dead…Oh my God….
Nora
The death card doesn’t mean literal death here. It means transitions or change.
Nora
Intuitively, I don’t feel like she’s dead. Something else is happening though.
Nora
The tower shows something traumatic.
Nora
The eight of swords might indicate that she’s maybe trapped somewhere...
Nora
but that’s about to change (which is what death means)
Jared
Trapped!? Trapped where?
Nora
I don’t know…Give me a second to center myself.
Nora
Was there a barn anywhere near where you were last night?
Jared
I don’t think so. I don’t know. I’m not too familiar with the area
Nora
What?? Wait is that???
Nora
The fucking dangerous dealer guy I told you to stay away from!??
Jared
He called me before, she was supposed to drop money we owe him off.
Jared
She never got there and now he’s threatening to cut off my balls.
Nora
Jokes on him, since you don’t have any.
Nora
And WHY would you hook up the person you had a crush on with someone dangerous like that!?
Jared
She WANTED to start dealing.
Jared
College is going to be fucking expensive you know
Nora
Jesus, Jared, everything you touch turns to shit doesn’t it.
Jared
I need you to give me more details, Nora!
Jared
Is she alive, does she have the money? WHERE is she??
Jared
Maybe you can ask the radio people you talk about.
Nora
Listen, I’m NOT your psychic whore and this girl is NOT your girlfriend...
Nora
so I’m not contacting the radio people.
Nora
You have NO idea what happens with them and what they do to me.
Nora
Not to mention, they only come out when really epic shit is about to go down.
Jared
Listen, I’ve got money.
Jared
Nora, please. I’m in love with her. My life might be in jeopardy.
Nora
Then you’re going to have to just settle for the old fashion way.
Nora
Just give me a second to tap in again…
Nora
There’s a barn, and a man…a few of them… they’re acting like animals
Jared
What does that mean!!? ARE THEY HURTING HER!!?
Jared
WHERE DID YOU GO???
Jared
I’m getting in the car, on my way over.
Nora
It’s Nora’s brother Elliot, what the fuck did you say to her??
Nora
Because it’s fucking happening again
Jared
What’s going on?? Is she okay??
Nora
If you call having a seizure okay, then yeah!!
Jared
How is that my fault???
Nora
DID YOU MENTION THEM!?
Nora
THE RADIO PEOPLE!? DID YOU GODDAMN MENTION THEM??
Jared
I mean we briefly touched on them, but she refused to use them
Nora
Listen, they use HER.
Nora
And she’s been able to avoid then for months, and now while talking to you...
Nora
she fucking dropped to the floor and is foaming at the mouth.
Jared
Are they saying anything??
Nora
That’s the first thing you ask!?!?
Jared
Please, if they do, it’s important
Nora
My sister isn’t your 5 o’clock news
Jared
PLEASE, they’d only speak through her if it’s important, right?
Nora
She said the words Saint Rhiannon. Sound familiar??
Jared
Saint Rhiannon? I don’t know…
Nora
Well you better start googling asshole!
Jared
Wait, is she saying anything else??
Nora
No, she just stopped. My Mother got an ice pack for her head.
Nora
She’s just laying here and needs to rest, which is code for YOU CAN FUCK OFF NOW
Jared
Can you put me on with her??
Jared
Please, I’m begging you…
Nora
All she said to tell you was “this is just the beginning.”
Jared
What does that mean!?!?!
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