Lost

Jonah

Hello. Is anyone there?

Jonah

Hello?

Jonah’s phone

yes hi

Jonah

Hi my name is Jonah

Jonah

I lost my phone last night

Jonah

You found it?

Jonah’s phone

yes. it was in a puddle

Jonah’s phone

i put it in rice

Jonah

oh whoa thanks

Jonah

does it work?

Jonah

i mean I guess it works

Jonah

but you can see the screen and everything?

Jonah’s phone

yep works fine

Jonah

oh okay where can I meet you?

Jonah

to pick up

Jonah’s phone

I get off work at 7 at stellas

Jonah’s phone

work the bar

Jonah

oh great that’s right near where I live

Jonah

great jukebox!

Jonah

that works for me

Jonah’s phone

cool yea I’ll just have it with me

Jonah

Great. Thanks so much.

Jonah

Hey outside Stellas, are you around?

Jonah

Ha I guess I should have asked what you look like

Jonah

I’m here, blue dress shirt

Jonah

I’m gonna go inside

Jonah

Sitting by the bar, next to the weird portrait

Jonah

Who is that anyways

Jonah

Hey just wanted to see if you’re here, getting late

Jonah

hello??

Jonah

…

Jonah

seriously

Jonah

Listen I don’t appreciate you wasting my time

next day…

Jonah

Look I really need my phone

Jonah’s phone

Hi jonah

Jonah’s phone

i saw the pictures

Jonah

WHAT

Jonah

that’s a serious breach of privacy man

Jonah

and they aren’t real

Jonah’s phone

i was looking to see what u looked like

Jonah’s phone

to recognize u at the bar

Jonah’s phone

and after what I saw…

Jonah

ok let’s talk

Jonah

i’ll give you $500 to leave it by the side of the road on embarcadero

Jonah

by the electrical boxes on 5th

Jonah

just leave it in an envelope we don’t even have to meet

Jonah’s phone

look i don’t want any trouble

Jonah’s phone

but i think its worth more than that

Jonah

are you bribing me?

Jonah’s phone

extorting, yes

Jonah’s phone

or else im gonna go to the police

Jonah’s phone

I think they’d be really interested in your pics

Jonah

listen no need for that

Jonah

we can work this out

Jonah’s phone

who is she

Jonah

none of your business

Jonah

but if you knew the story you’d understand

Jonah’s phone

help me out

Jonah’s phone

bc im not sure why im wasting my time talking to someone who could do that to a woman

Jonah

one reason:

Jonah

i got the names of everyone who works the bar at stellas

Jonah

i know the owner

Jonah

you’re one of five people and i can find where you live

Jonah

its what i do

Jonah

find people

Jonah

i’ll see you soon

Jonah’s phone

you don’t scare me

Jonah

i dont?

Jonah

you should look at her again

Jonah

does she look scared

Jonah

text me back

Jonah

i need to know you haven’t called the cops

Jonah

what color drapes do you have

Jonah’s phone

Youre full of it

Jonah’s phone

You think you can threaten me

Jonah

you really should move to an interior room

Jonah’s phone

WERE THOSE GUNSHOTS

Jonah

was that ur car?

Jonah

woops. gonna need new tires

Jonah’s phone

Ok ok

Jonah’s phone

listen i’ll give you the stupid phone

Jonah’s phone

i’ll put it through the mail slot

Jonah’s phone

i’ll even smash it for you if you want

Jonah

that’s a start

Jonah

but i need you to promise me something

Jonah’s phone

ok

Jonah

one

Jonah

promise you haven’t sent the picture anywhere

Jonah

or

Jonah

called the cops already or

Jonah

tell anyone, ever

Jonah

can you promise me that

Jonah’s phone

yes

Jonah

You can?

Jonah’s phone

YES

Jonah’s phone

please

Jonah’s phone

please just leave me alone

Jonah

I’d like to believe you

Jonah

but

Jonah

i think that’s a chance i can’t take

Jonah