HplessRmntc
yr better off without heather
HplessRmntc
i heard her yelling and screaming at u dan.. calling u all those dirty names
HplessRmntc
she treated u horribly dan >:-(
Dan
we.. just had a fight..
HplessRmntc
candace! in the dorm room next-door to heather’s
HplessRmntc
you’ve seen me in the hall right?
HplessRmntc
i’ve seen u every time you’ve come to heather’s room ;-)
HplessRmntc
i think yr really handsome dan :-P
HplessRmntc
do u think i’m cute at all? :-P
Dan
but.. i’m with heather
Dan
she’s just temperamental.. she can get a bit irrational some of
HplessRmntc
she’s a BITCH dan!! yr soooo better off without her!!
HplessRmntc
she never deserved a guy like u!!
HplessRmntc
yr not the only guy who’s stayed in her room u know
Dan
look candace i appreciate yr.. concern. but heather and i are
HplessRmntc
the BITCH won’t play u anymore dan!!
HplessRmntc
i’m small.. but i’m strong >;-)
Dan
WTF are u talking about candace!? what did u do to heather!?
HplessRmntc
i punished her for treating u so badly.. i’m a super passionate person dan >:-O
Dan
WTF did u do to heather!?
HplessRmntc
i punished her with my fists
HplessRmntc
i set u free of her dan!! :-))
HplessRmntc
and now my hands are open again – to receive yr true love!!
Dan
there’s someone at the door of my home
HplessRmntc
i know. it’s a delivery from me dan!
HplessRmntc
a love package :-P
Dan
what’s in the box candace!?
HplessRmntc
open it dan!!
Dan
it’s a heart – a human heart!!
HplessRmntc
it’s heather’s heart dan :-O
HplessRmntc
i cut it out after i punished her >:-)
HplessRmntc
don’t u see dan!!??
HplessRmntc
the heart is a symbol of my love for u, while the act itself shows my commitment to our love :-))
HplessRmntc
u don’t look happy dan :-?
Dan
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE HAPPY ABOUT U MURDERING HEATHER AND SENDING ME HER
Dan
what.. do u mean ‘i don’t look happy’!? how do u
HplessRmntc
i’m at yr house dan! i left the dorm and came to yr home!
HplessRmntc
to be with u dan – forever and ever!! :-))
Dan
exactly where.. are u candace?
HplessRmntc
i can see u through the window!
HplessRmntc
i expected u to be happy about what i’ve done dan :-[
Dan
ARE U FUCKING CRAZY!?
Dan
i guess i don’t even have to ask that..
HplessRmntc
dan i don’t understand!!?? i thought
Dan
i’m calling the police candace! right now!
Dan
they’re going to come and find u and lock u up!
Dan
and.. i’m getting my roommate’s gun! samuel has a handgun candace!
HplessRmntc
i have yr dog dan
HplessRmntc
the dog was in yr backyard. i have it
HplessRmntc
do u love yr dog dan? :-|
Dan
leave ginger alone candace!
HplessRmntc
she’s a bitch too, huh, dan? ;-)
Dan
please candace! she’s just an innocent dog! she’s never done anything to u!
HplessRmntc
i bet she loves u too dan :-((
HplessRmntc
i have the knife at ginger’s throat dan. the knife that claimed heather’s cold heart >:-|
HplessRmntc
don’t u see dan!!?? i’m here to claim yr heart!! :-))
HplessRmntc
but i can’t do that if u call the police!
Dan
let ginger go candace!
Dan
please! i won’t call the police! we’ll just talk – text
HplessRmntc
u really love ginger dan?
HplessRmntc
i cut ginger’s throat dan :’-(
HplessRmntc
there’s only our love now dan!! just the two of us!!
Dan
I’M GOING TO COME OUTSIDE AND FIND YOU AND FUCKING SHOOT YOU CANDACE!!
HplessRmntc
no u won’t dan. yr a pacifist remember? :-P
HplessRmntc
i heard all yr conversations with that bitch heather – through the wall
HplessRmntc
besides u wouldn’t kill the one u love :^*
Dan
candace please u need to
Dan
ok. then.. i’m going to kill myself!
Dan
do u see me putting the gun to my head candace!?
Dan
if u don’t show yrself and let me get u the help u need then i’m going to kill myself!
Dan
you.. i’ll never be able to love u then candace!
Dan
do u see what i’m going to do candace!?
Dan
we can’t be in love if i’m dead! if u drive me to
Metro Police
metropolice what is your problem?
HplessRmntc
i had to do it officer!
Metro Police
who is this please? what’s your name? where are you calling from?
HplessRmntc
i had to sneak up behind dan and stab him in the neck
HplessRmntc
to relieve his heartache!! put him out of his misery!! :’-(
HplessRmntc
he was lovesick – but just didn’t know it
Metro Police
please can you tell me
HplessRmntc
but we can still be together!! :-))
HplessRmntc
with his roommate’s gun!!
HplessRmntc
he meant it for me don’t u see!!??
HplessRmntc
we’ll be together forever and ever!! dan and me!!
Metro Police
hello? hello? hello?
