DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Hey, feel like letting anyone else play today? I mean, I know you’re good, but there’s plenty to go around for all of us.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
It’s not my fault if you can’t keep up.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Uh, in case you didn’t notice, I’m at a higher rank than you.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Wait, how long you been playing again?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
You have to think about it? It’s not that hard of a question.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
I don’t remember how long.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
C’mon, you already told me once, don’t be embarrassed.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
I’m not embarrassed, I just don’t remember.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Never mind, I just checked your profile. It says that you’ve been playing for close to two years, and you’re at a 55.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
So?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Well, I’m ranked 49 and only playing six months, so I should pass you by sometime next week.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Okay, I’m not questioning your abilities. From what I’ve seen, you’re very good.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
True.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
I’m kidding!
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
But, thank you. I appreciate it. You won’t believe how many gamers feel threatened by a girl.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
I’m not threatened. I know girls can play. Especially you. But, I’m curious. How do you know I’m not a girl?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
HA! Not with a name like DragonSlayer.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Only men give themselves these macho names to make themselves feel powerful.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Women don’t need that stuff.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
So says the FaerieQueen.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Touché. I walked into that one.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
But, why DragonSlayer42? Don’t tell me there are 41 other Dragon Slayers?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
BTW, to your left there are three orcs. You want to kill them, or do you need me to help you?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
I saw them. And FYI, I don’t know how many other Dragonslayers there are. I only put 42 after it since it’s my lucky number.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Jackie Robinson or Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
You’ve read Hitchhiker’s?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
I LOVE Hitchhiker’s!
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
OMG I LOVE YOU!
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
I’ll make sure to let my boyfriend know.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
You know what I mean. It’s my favorite book.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Definitely a funny book, but the movie sucked.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
I don’t think it sucked, but definitely not as good as the book.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Hold up! You’re about to be killed by an ogre unless you start paying attention.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Where?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Don’t worry, I got it.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Thanks.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
How’d you ever make it this far without me?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Relax! I was just kidding.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
It was all just luck.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
I was basically treading water until I met the great FaerieQueen. BTW, you going to tell me your real name yet?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
I was wondering when you were going to ask today.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
I’ve been asking every day for a week.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Don’t you think it’s better to keep our personal lives separate from here?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
It doesn’t hurt to just know names. Will you at least tell me your first name?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
I don’t know.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Like you said, we’ve only known each other for a week.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Yeah, but it’s been a fun week, no?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Yes. But, what if in real life you’re some deranged lunatic?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Can’t I be just a normal lunatic?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
LOL!
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
It’s weird, I never even saw you on this game until last week, and suddenly you appear out of nowhere and have the highest score.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Not to mention being a pretty cool person as well.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Thank you. But, I have no idea why you never saw me, I’ve been playing for a while.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Yeah, me too. Weird we’ve never crossed paths before.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
But, I am glad we met. At least virtually.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Me too.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Hey, I’m just throwing it out there, do you want to team up?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Work together? I mean, we’re coming to a tough part of the game.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
So, you want me to protect you?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Something like that. But, you watch my back and I watch yours.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
I’ve never worked with a partner before.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
So, let’s give it a shot. See how it works. That’s the point of the game, isn’t it? To meet new people?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
I thought the point was to battle orcs, kill the dragon, get treasure and win the game?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
There’s that too.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
But, deal. So, without saying names, tell me something about yourself.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Like what?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
I don’t know. Let’s see.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Where are you now? I mean, what room do you play in? How’s your game set-up?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Bad question. I’m crazy with gaming. I have a spare room which is basically devoted to only that.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Cleared space for all my Virtual Reality Stuff. And you?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Living room. I have a rollout mat for VR. I look ridiculous playing here, but I don’t care.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
I’m sure it looks cute.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
It really doesn’t, but it’s the only place I have room for it. Watch those goblins to your right!
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Oh, didn’t see them! Thanks!
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Maybe I should rethink this partnership thing?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Funny. You were distracting me.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Want me to stop talking?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
NO! I like talking to you.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Your boyfriend doesn’t play?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Nah, he’s not a gamer. Thinks it’s silly.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
What does he know? 😊
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Exactly.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
And you? Wife/girlfriend mind you playing?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Nope. Divorced.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Oh. Sorry.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
If you met her, you wouldn’t be.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
LOL! That bad?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
I’m just kidding. She’s really not terrible. Just didn’t work out.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Kids?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
For someone who didn’t want personal, you sure ask a lot of personal questions.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
You’re right.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
I was kidding! You can ask whatever you want. No kids. You?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
No kids. Don’t want to have kids until I get married.
Three minutes later
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Hello?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Sorry, I’m here.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Thought I lost you.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
No, I was just watching the news about the storm. Looks like it’s going to be bad.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
What storm?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
The one in New York. It’s been all over the news. Where have you been?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Storm? What are you talking about? I live in NY.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
You do??
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Yes.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Are you messing with me?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
No, and I have no idea what you’re talking about.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
You’re supposed to get over a foot of snow tonight. Are you in the city?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
Yes, Upper West Side.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Then, how do you not know this?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
I’m looking out the window right now. It’s clear.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
How can that be? I’m watching it on the news. It’s snowing bad. They’re calling it Snowmageddon 2020.
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
2020? Why would they call it that?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Um, because of the year?
FaerieQueen
FaerieQueen
So, why wouldn’t they call it 2018?
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42
Because that was two years ago. In case you hadn’t heard, it’s 2020 now.
DragonSlayer42
DragonSlayer42