Anna
so... remember that promise we made, after the Valentine's Day thing, where we'd never speak about what happened as long as we both shall live?
Anna
I was just wondering about the logistics of that agreement
Anna
like, if you were missing presumed dead
Anna
and I went to your memorial service and told the story but then you came back, would that be a violation of terms?
Anna
you'd be like schrodinger's dead or w/ev
Cora
I would come back and make you for-certain dead
Anna
what if you were like near-death experience
Anna
coma in the hospital
Anna
last 15 min of House dead
Anna
and I went to your bedside and told the story to your lifeless body
Cora
I would wake up and thank you for bringing me back
Anna
and if, while I was telling the story, a nurse or like your mom accidentally overheard...?
Cora
I would strangle you with my IV
Cora
but I'd be sad about it
Anna
okay so just for clarification's sake, "as long as we both shall live" basically means
Anna
that if I tell that story and you're still alive...
Cora
then you won't be. YUP
Cora
so the reason you're asking this...?
Anna
no reason! ahahaha ;)
Anna
just making sure that hypothetically I understood what might hypothetically happen.
Anna
on a completely unrelated note, would you happen to know where to hire a bodyguard
Cora
and if that hypothetical is less than hypothetical
Cora
you have five hours to leave the country
Anna
you are tough but fair
Anna
u wr kiding abut the murdr Riteaid?
Anna
my mom promised not 2 tel any1
Anna
n I promised not t tell you
Anna
butt i just had my wisom teeth out
Anna
there shoud be a claws for surgery
Cora
you’re drunk go home
Anna
I wAnna live to gradation
Anna
no creglist asasins pls
Cora
don’t worry, I’m not actually gonna kill you
Cora
how long have we been friends?
Cora
eat something before your meds wear off
Cora
you watch way too much of that show
Cora
also if you’re thinking of going on facebook don’t
Cora
I have an even better idea
Cora
you should take a video of yourself
Cora
trying to say a tongue twister
Cora
gtg, text me in the morning
Anna
I feel like a chipmjnk
Anna
stick a sweater on me and call me Alvin
Cora
so you haven’t checked your facebook yet?
Anna
why is my computer in the hamper
Cora
past you was trying to confuse future you
Cora
according to your status
Anna
shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitake mushrooms
Anna
you let me go on facebook?
Anna
you posted a video of me on vicodin?
Anna
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Cora
your mom told her mahjong circle about the valentine’s day incident
Cora
I took countermeasures.
Anna
you weren’t on DRUGS in the valentine’s day incident!
Cora
that’s not the way your mom tells it
Cora
why does she think chocolates with liquor are illegal?
Cora
and MY mom only skipped out on mahjong this week bcuz I told her I missed our family dinners
Cora
and mentioned that dad’s girlfriend let me cook with her when we visited
Anna
Does it bother you how much of a slytherin you are?
Cora
Not as much as another “lying is the first step to infidelity and insurance scams” talk from my mom would bother me
Anna
how does this thing have 500 views already?
Cora
some of those are me.
Cora
the part where you started crying because robots don’t have feelings was kinda funny
Anna
you realize I no longer have any reason to keep the valentine’s day story a secret?
Cora
now we have a stalemate.
Cora
like the U.S. and the Soviet union
Cora
weapons of mutually assured disgrace-tion
Cora
because I can take down this video
Cora
or I can post it to your wall
Anna
but I can’t un-tell my mom!
Cora
you can tell her that you made it up
Cora
or exaggerated or something
Anna
so instead of eating so much chocolate you yakked on the carpet and blamed it on the dog...
Anna
so you’ll take down the video?
Anna
so what are you doing tonight?
Anna
Wanna come over and watch something with me?
Anna
I’m still too chipmunky to eat solids
Anna
we have 3 flavors of ice cream
Anna
Including lemon sherbet
Cora
and please, anything but House.
