Later that day…
I glare at Ben as he walks toward me after lunch.
Then I point at Lizzy.
Melanie
Melanie
What did you do?!
He looks confused.
Ben
Ben
What do you mean?
Melanie
Melanie
Her onesie! Did you…draw on it!?
His eyes light up.
Ben
Ben
Oh.
Ben
Ben
Yeah. Lizzy Lemon and I decided the plain white was boring.
Ben
Ben
So I spiced it up a bit.
I carefully take her from his arms.
Melanie
Melanie
Oh my god.
Her onesie looks like a color explosion.
The animal drawings are well done…
But is he crazy?!
Melanie
Melanie
Did anyone see you drawing on her?!
Melanie
Melanie
What if she accidentally got marked?!
He looks taken aback.
Ben
Ben
No, I—
Melanie
Melanie
This is what I’m talking about!
Melanie
Melanie
What if Donaldson caught you?!
Melanie
Melanie
Pretty sure permanent marker and babies don’t mix!
Ben looks angry for a moment…
But I must have imagined that too…
Because he covers it with a smile.
Ben
Ben
Oh relax.
He glances around.
Ben
Ben
And you shouldn’t yell in front of Lizzy.
Ben
Ben
You never knows who’s watching.
Then he winks at me before walking away.
A couple days later…
Melanie
Melanie
He’s impossible, Tasha!
Melanie
Melanie
He won’t stop sending me selfies!
Tasha
Tasha
Selfies??
Melanie
Melanie
Of him and Lizzy.
Melanie
Melanie
Him and Lizzy by the lockers.
Melanie
Melanie
Him and Lizzy on the basketball court.
Melanie
Melanie
Lizzy snuggled on the couch with a popcorn bowl.
Tasha
Tasha
I actually think that’s kind of cute.
Melanie
Melanie
Ben Watson isn’t cute. He’s a joke.
Tasha
Tasha
I know, but…
Tasha
Tasha
He was so sweet with her in algebra earlier this week.
Tasha
Tasha
He had her wrapped in his jersey while he drew on her onesie.
Melanie
Melanie
Wait, what?
Tasha
Tasha
Yeah, it came out great. Didn’t you see it?
As I stare at the text, guilt rushes through me.
He didn’t draw on her onesie with her in it after all.
He took care to make sure she was safe.
Why didn’t he tell me that?
The next morning…
I stand at the school entrance, staring at my watch.
Ben’s late.
The first bell is going to ring any minute.
Why would he want mornings if—
A car suddenly speeds into the parking lot.
Ben.
I watch as he quickly parks and runs toward me.
Ben
Ben
Sorry I’m late. My brothers held me up.
Melanie
Melanie
Whatever. You’re here now.
I place Lizzy gently in his arms, then turn to walk away.
Ben
Ben
Wait!
Melanie
Melanie
What?
Ben
Ben
I’ve sent you tons of selfies and you haven’t sent me any.
Ben
Ben
What’s up with that?
I scrunch my face.
Melanie
Melanie
Selfies? Why would I do that?
He shrugs.
Ben
Ben
I have a right to know what you guys are up to.
Ben
Ben
I am the dad, you know.
I roll my eyes.
Melanie
Melanie
She sits with me while I do homework.
Melanie
Melanie
We watch documentaries.
Melanie
Melanie
And then we go to bed early to get a good night’s sleep.
He yawns.
Loudly.
Ben
Ben
Sounds like our little Lizzy Lemon is due for some fun.
Melanie
Melanie
Um, what does that mean?
But Ben doesn’t answer me.
He’s already walking away.
Later that day…
I find out what “fun” means.
I head down the hall and hear people laughing.
There’s a stroller by my locker.
And it looks like a shark.
Inside, Lizzy is wearing dark sunglasses and a thick gold chain.
Dear god.
I look around and spot Ben a few feet away…
Snapping photos of her.
Melanie
Melanie
What are you doing?!
I reach in and remove the glasses.
Then I take off the ridiculous chain.
Ben
Ben
What? We’re just having a little bit of fun.
Ben
Ben
Lizzy’s had a great morning. She’s a star.
I open my locker and throw everything inside.
Then I pick up Lizzy from the stroller.
I’m too angry to form words.
He’s making us look like clowns.
Ben
Ben
Come on. Where’s your sense of humor?
Ben
Ben
It’s just a joke!
I slam my locker closed and glare at him.
Melanie
Melanie
YOU’RE the joke, Ben.
Melanie
Melanie
Always have been, always will be.
He narrows his eyes at me.
Ben
Ben
Is that what you think?
I grit my teeth.
Melanie
Melanie
As you said, I’ve known you for 13 years.
Melanie
Melanie
And all I’ve seen you do is goof around and slack off.
Melanie
Melanie
Bullying people—
His eyes turn cold.
Ben
Ben
I’ve never bullied anyone!
Melanie
Melanie
Second grade. Bucket of water on Josephine’s head.
Melanie
Melanie
Sixth grade. Snail in Dominic’s sandwich—
Ben
Ben
PRANKS!
Ben
Ben
Those were pranks. It’s all in good fun.
Ben
Ben
Why do you always have to be so uptight and judgmental?!
Ben
Ben
I’m surprised you’re not getting a nose bleed on your high horse!
Someone behind us clears their throat.
We both turn around at the same time.
It’s Donaldson.
Donaldson
Donaldson
You know, I put you two together for a reason.
Donaldson
Donaldson
I thought maybe you’d complement one another.
Donaldson
Donaldson
Find a way to understand one another.
Donaldson
Donaldson
Was I wrong?
Ben and I stare at each other sheepishly.
Donaldson
Donaldson
You just lost 10 points today.
Donaldson
Donaldson
Both of you need to try harder…
He raises a stern brow and gestures to Lizzy.
Donaldson
Donaldson
For the baby’s sake.
Melanie
Melanie