Priscilla
I can’t believe we’re actually doing this, Aaron.
Aaron
I know, baby, I know.
Aaron
You still want to, right?
Priscilla
Yeah, of course.
Priscilla
It’s just a little weird.
Priscilla
Saying…YOU KNOW WHAT…
Priscilla
In my childhood bedroom.
Aaron
Baby, my summer internship lasts two more months.
Aaron
We either do it like this, or nothing.
Priscilla
You’re right, it’s fine.
Priscilla
We just have to be quiet.
Priscilla
My parents are downstairs.
Aaron
Okay, open the package I sent you.
Priscilla
I’m doing it now.
Priscilla
Wow, it’s got a lot of tissue paper.
Aaron
They did that at the store.
Priscilla
I’m pulling it out now.
Priscilla
Oh, wow, that’s…um…
Priscilla
Where’s the rest of it?
Aaron
Oh. You don’t like it?
Priscilla
No, I like it, it’s just so…
Aaron
I mean, if you’re uncomfortable, obviously…
Aaron
I want you to be comfortable.
Priscilla
I am, baby, honest.
Priscilla
Let me just, um, turn the camera away.
Aaron
Are you putting it on?
Priscilla grunts. The camera gets knocked over.
Priscilla
Yep. It’s just a little…tight.
Aaron
And I’ll put on the boxers you sent me.
Priscilla
Okay, sounds good.
Priscilla
I hope you like them.
Aaron
Oh, hey, what’s printed on them?
Priscilla
Yeah, you know, because of that time?
Priscilla
At the farmers' market. Remember?
Aaron
Of course I remember, it’s just…you know…
Priscilla
What? Did I do it wrong?
Aaron
Well, it’s just supposed to be kind of…
Priscilla
Oh, right! Oh god, I screwed up.
Aaron
No, baby. I love them. Honest.
Priscilla
Okay, well I’ve got the thing on now.
Priscilla
Um…here you go.
Priscilla shows only her face and the straps.
Aaron
You look beautiful, baby.
Priscilla
Oh! There’s something else in the box.
Aaron
Oh, you don’t need that part—
Priscilla
You wrote something. Is this…a script?
Aaron
Don’t read it. I’m embarrassed now.
Priscilla
No, hold on, I just need my glasses.
Aaron
Honestly, it’s something I found in a book.
Priscilla
I’m just reading it now.
Aaron
We really don’t have to—
Aaron
Maybe we should skip that part.
Priscilla
Yeah, I don’t think I can say that.
Aaron
Hey, can I see the rest of the outfit?
Priscilla
Yeah, of course. Um, I’ll just back up…
Priscilla backs into the window…
And all the curtains come tumbling down.
She turns to face the view…
She drops suddenly to the floor.
Aaron
Baby, are you okay? What happened?
Priscilla
Just my neighbors…are having a cookout.
Priscilla
I’ll just duck into the bathroom.
Aaron
Are you ready to start?
Priscilla
Oh, hold on, I forgot the whipped cream.
Priscilla ducks as she passes the window…
But she’s spotted by a neighbor.
Neighbor
You okay up there, Prissy?
Priscilla
Yes, Mr. Anderson!
Mr. Anderson
Looks like you lost your curtains!
Priscilla
I’ll hang them later, Mr. Anderson.
Aaron
Did you find the whipped cream?
Priscilla
Hold on, Aaron.
Mr. Anderson
You want me to tell your dad?
Mr. Anderson
About the curtains!
Priscilla finds the whipped cream and crawls to the bathroom.
Aaron
Okay, baby, I’m gonna start now.
Priscilla
Yeah, let’s do it.
Priscilla
Wait, let me go first.
Priscilla
Baby, I really love it when you touch—
There’s a KNOCK at the door.
Mom
Prissy, are you in there?
Mom
Mr. Anderson says the curtains are down.
Priscilla
I’m on the phone, Mom!
Mom
Come down if you want a hot dog!
Priscilla
Where were we, Aaron?
Aaron
Maybe this isn’t a good idea, baby.
Priscilla
No, it is. Come on.
Aaron
I just miss you so much.
Aaron
I feel like this is all my fault.
Priscilla
What do you mean?
Aaron
I shouldn’t have taken this internship after…
Priscilla
Let’s not start that again.
Aaron
I only came here because I thought you were coming, too.
Priscilla
My dad needed me at the store this summer.
Aaron
But the internship was your idea!
Aaron
“We’ll do it together, baby.”
Aaron
“Three months in England, baby.”
Priscilla
Well, things change, Aaron.
Aaron
Now I’m standing here alone…
Aaron
Locked in the bathroom…
Aaron
Holding a can of whipped cream.
Priscilla
What is the whipped cream for, by the way?
Aaron
I was gonna explain when we got to that part.
Priscilla
Well, tell me now.
Aaron
You still have your script?
Priscilla
Hold on, I’m flipping the pages…
Aaron
Yeah, it was in that book I read.
Priscilla
What kind of bookstores do they have in England?
Aaron
Listen, Priscilla, I kinda have to go.
Priscilla
But we haven’t even started yet.
Aaron
No, I mean I have to go somewhere else.
Aaron
One of my roommates needs the bathroom.
Priscilla
Can you go to your room?
Aaron
My other roommate’s in there with his tuba.
Aaron
His tuba. He’s in an orchestra.
Priscilla
I feel like you’re mad at me.
Aaron
It’s just we’d been planning this so long.
Aaron
I wanted it to go perfectly.
Priscilla
It doesn’t have to be perfect, Aaron.
Priscilla
I just like seeing you.
Aaron
We’ve never been apart this long.
Aaron
Not since the fourth grade.
Priscilla
Remember the valentines I wrote you?
Aaron
Do I remember them? I kept them.
Aaron
They’re in a shoebox under my bed.
Priscilla
Before you go, Aaron—
Mom
Prissy, I brought you that hot dog!
Mom
I’ll just leave it by the door.
Aaron
What were you going to say?
Priscilla
I don’t remember.
Aaron
I don’t want to hang up.
Aaron
My roommate’s pounding on the door now.
Aaron
He must really have to pee.
Priscilla
I just remembered what it was.
Priscilla
When you get home…
Priscilla
Do you promise…
Priscilla
That we’ll do page seven?
