Hotline
Welcome to Sext4Fun.
Hotline
What’s your fancy: 🍆 or 🍩?
Hotline
Great choice – our eggplants are extra firm tonight. Please hold while we connect you…
Sara snort-laughs and takes a drink from her fourth glass of wine.
Sara
Seriously? 69? How many of you Operator 69’s are there?
Operator 69
Just me. We all have a number, but I’m the lucky one with the cliché ID. ;)
Operator 69
I’m Isaac. What’s your name, gorgeous?
Sara
You don’t know that I’m gorgeous.
Sara
Maybe I’m hideous. A total hag.
Operator 69
I doubt that. Describe yourself…(name)?
Operator 69
That’s a pretty name. Describe yourself to me, Sara.
Sara
5’7”, long blonde hair, gray eyes. I’m average all around, I’m afraid.
Operator 69
Doesn’t sound average to me.
Operator 69
Sounds like your body is the perfect height to fit against mine when I pull you close.
Operator 69
And that my hands will have plenty of hair to hold on to when I angle your face for my kiss.
Operator 69
I’ll know you’re turned on whenever your gray eyes go almost black with desire.
Sara stares slack-jawed at her phone for several minutes.
Sara
Wow. You’re good at this.
Sara
I should also mention I’m currently drunk on too much wine.
Sara
So good judgment is not my forte at the moment.
Sara
Hence why I’m blowing money texting a complete stranger after seeing a cheesy late-night commercial.
Operator 69
You text very well for a drunk person.
Sara
I’m an editor. Drunk or not, I always proofread.
Operator 69
I find intelligence extremely sexy.
Sara
Uh huh. Of course you do.
Sara
Is this the part where you ask me what I’m wearing?
Sara
Or is that my line? I’m not sure what the protocol is for these things, lol
Operator 69
No protocol, Sara.
Operator 69
We can talk about whatever you want.
Operator 69
But for the record…
Operator 69
I’m wearing a pair of jeans.
Operator 69
I was getting ready for bed when I got your text.
Operator 69
So yeah. Just jeans.
Operator 69
But I could be in less, if you want. ;)
Sara
Huh. I pictured you sitting in a call center somewhere.
Operator 69
The messages are rerouted to our phones through an app.
Operator 69
So I’m currently at home, on my couch. In case you wanted a visual.
Operator 69
I can’t show you my face, but anything else goes.
Operator 69
Would you like to see my body, Sara?
Sara
I don’t even know why I’m still texting you.
Sara
I’m not the kind of woman who needs to pretend some random stranger is my boyfriend or whatever.
Operator 69
Like I said before, there’s no protocol. No rules.
Operator 69
I can talk to you like I’m your boyfriend.
Operator 69
I can talk to you like I’m just a hook-up.
Operator 69
Or I can be exactly who I am…
Operator 69
An anonymous man who finds you intriguing.
Operator 69
A man who suspects you have a deviant side that you keep hidden from the world.
Operator 69
A man who’d like to coax that side out and see where it takes you.
Sara
Nice try, 69, but I’m afraid your crystal ball is broken.
Sara
If I have a deviant side, I’ve also been hiding it from myself.
Operator 69
Then tell me what you ARE into.
Operator 69
Sexually. What do you like?
Operator 69
What sort of things get you off?
Sara
I don’t know how to answer that.
Operator 69
OK, we’ll try it this way...
Operator 69
What kind of porn do you watch?
Sara
I’m a chick. I don’t watch porn.
Operator 69
Tons of women watch porn.
Operator 69
Maybe you should.
Sara
Or maybe I shouldn’t.
Operator 69
You can see what sort of things turn you on…
Operator 69
Ménage, role playing, public sex/exhibitionism, BDSM…
Sara
I’m not going to watch porn, 69.
Operator 69
Call me Isaac, Sara.
Sara
Fine. I’m not going to watch porn, Isaac.
Operator 69
Scared of what you might discover about yourself?
Sara
That’s ridiculous. Of course I’m not scared.
Operator 69
Tonight, before you go to bed.
Operator 69
While the wine is still flowing in your veins and your inhibitions are low.
Operator 69
I’m challenging you, Sara.
Operator 69
To step outside your comfort zone and let go of the reins a little.
Sara chews on her lip as her head and her pride—not to mention her starving libido—fight for dominance.
Sara
Okay, fine. I’ll do it.
Operator 69
I can’t wait to hear all about it.
Operator 69
I want you to text me tomorrow.
Operator 69
Tell me about the things that made you hot.
Operator 69
Tell me what made your breath quicken and your pulse race.
Operator 69
Are you game, Sara?
Operator 69
Can I look forward to hearing from you again?
Sara
I guess you’ll have to wait and see.
Operator 69
Waiting, that is.
Operator 69
Goodnight, Sara.
Sara narrows her eyes at her phone like it wields black magic. WTH just happened?
There’s no way she’s doing any of that!
Tossing her phone aside, she gets up to put her glass in the sink.
But before she heads to bed, her gaze snags on her open laptop…
