Alexa
Hey babe, almost ready for dinner?
Jake
I’m more excited for dessert.
Alexa
Good things come to those who are patient ;)
Jake
Waiting has never been my fortè. I’m a visceral creature...
Jake
What say you we skip dinner?
Alexa
Haha no way, we have to go, Chey and Asad hooked us up with these reservations.
Jake
Fuck them, and fuck you too ;)
Alexa
Okay, keep it in your pants buddy haha
Alexa
Be a little civil at dinner, okay?
Alexa
I don’t see your car.
Alexa
Jake, this isn’t funny, we’re gonna be late.
Alexa
Where? I’m on my driveway and it’s pitch black outside. No car.
Alexa
I’m going inside. Text me when you’re actually outside.
Alexa
I swear to God, Jake, where are you?!
Jake
I was outside. You wasted your opportunity.
Alexa
I’m calling Chey and Asad and saying I’m sick.
Alexa
Better than explaining that my boyfriend’s a dick.
Alexa
I’m so pissed at you.
Jake
That’s the way I like it.
Alexa
What the hell is wrong with you today…
Jake
Baby, I’m sorry, it was a bad joke.
Jake
Baby, don’t be like this. I love you.
Alexa
I love you too. And yeah, it was a really shitty joke.
Jake
I’ll make it up to you.
Jake
Who cares about Chey and Asad?
Jake
I care more about you.
Jake
I’ll heat up our evening.
Alexa
What evening? You ruined it.
Jake
I’ll make him smile.
Jake
No. I’ll make you smile.
Alexa
Chey and Asad don’t seem too mad.
Jake
They probably want each other for themselves.
Jake
Like I want you for myself.
Alexa
After being an asshole, you sure do like to keep fooling around.
Jake
Will you play with me?
Alexa
Haha fine, you weirdo.
Alexa
Where the hell are you, anyway?
Alexa
Um, I don’t like this game.
Jake
It’s very form-fitting.
Jake
ha ha ha hahaha haha ha haaa
Alexa
I can fucking hear you. You’re freaking me out.
Alexa
Jack - you’re scaring me. Get out.
Alexa
I don’t know if you’re high or what, but…
Alexa
You need to stop talking like this, okay Jake?
Alexa
What does that mean?
Alexa
I don’t want to play anymore.
Alexa
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.
Jake
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO PLAY HAHHAHA
Jake
Don’t worry baby, I’ll make him smile.
Alexa
WHERE THE FUCK IS JAKE
Jake
And through the turns
Alexa
Look, I’ll give you money, whatever. Just don’t hurt him.
Jake
It’s just a little poetry to heat up our evening.
Jake
I told you I would heat up our evening.
Jake
I told you I would make him smile.
Alexa
You’re a sick fuck.
Alexa
Then let my boyfriend go. I’m calling the police.
Alexa
I have your picture.
Jake
Don’t make me frown, Alexa
Jake
I don’t like to frown
Jake
I DONT LIKE TO FROWN ALEXA
Alexa
They’re coming for you, dumbass. Tracked GPS from Jake's phone.
Alexa
They’re gonna save him.
Alexa
And I hope you burn in hell.
Jake
And through the turns
