Beth
Beth
Honey, I need to tell you something.
Willem
Willem
Okay. What is it?
Beth
Beth
Please understand that I feel I am simply not strong enough to tell you in person.
Willem
Willem
That is why I’m typing this.
Willem
Willem
Just tell me already.
Beth
Beth
I will never see you again.
Willem
Willem
WHAT???
Beth
Beth
I’m so sorry.
Willem
Willem
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Beth
Beth
I’m going to tell you because you deserve to know.
Beth
Beth
I am in major breach of confidentiality but I simply could not go on living without some type of closure.
Beth
Beth
I need to know that you know.
Willem
Willem
Jesus Christ. Where are you? I need to see you.
Beth
Beth
I already told you, I will never see you again.
Willem
Willem
Jesus. You better be joking.
Beth
Beth
Willem, yesterday morning I received a message. You’re probably not going to believe me, but I’m going to tell you anyway.
Willem
Willem
Message?
Beth
Beth
It was from NASA. Willem, we’ve made contact.
Willem
Willem
Contact? What in the world…
Beth
Beth
Willem. There are other people out there. Well, they’re not people, they’re very different from people.
Beth
Beth
In fact, I’m not sure you’d be able to comprehend.
Willem
Willem
Beth, tell me what’s going on.
Beth
Beth
Whatever these things are...we’ll call them people for now...they…
Willem
Willem
WHAT ALREADY!!??
Beth
Beth
They contacted Earth. NASA. They knew who I was.
Willem
Willem
How could they possibly? That is ridiculous.
Beth
Beth
They are much smarter than people. They know things we can never know.
Willem
Willem
Why did they mention you?
Beth
Beth
They mentioned me because of my status with Mensa.
Willem
Willem
Really?
Beth
Beth
They want me.
Willem
Willem
Want you? I don’t understand.
Beth
Beth
Willem, they consider me the smartest person on Earth.
Willem
Willem
So what?
Beth
Beth
I am an invaluable resource to them. An insight into humanity that nobody else can provide.
Willem
Willem
You are so arrogant. I’ve always resented that.
Beth
Beth
Well you understand at least why I will never come home.
Willem
Willem
No I don’t.
Beth
Beth
Willem, they need me. They need to study me. I have so much to teach them and they have so much to teach me.
Beth
Beth
Can you imagine a more meaningful or important calling?
Willem
Willem
So just go. Just get out of here and never come back. I’ve never been smart enough for you anyway.
Beth
Beth
Willem, that’s not true.
Willem
Willem
No, it is. You always make me feel bad about my intelligence. About how I’m not as smart as you.
Beth
Beth
Honey.
Willem
Willem
Our whole time together. You make me feel dumb. You make everyone around you feel dumb.
Beth
Beth
I don’t believe that.
Willem
Willem
It’s true. It’s probably good you make friends with these people because no person on Earth could ever truly like you.
Beth
Beth
You’re trying to hurt me. It is a defense mechanism.
Willem
Willem
Just shut up.
Beth
Beth
I don’t want to part on these terms. Forgive me.
Willem
Willem
Stop talking to me.
Beth
Beth
I love you. Please know that.
ten days later
Beth
Beth
Honey, it’s me. I’m talking to you! Can you believe that?
Willem
Willem
I told you to stop talking to me.
Beth
Beth
Come on. Honey, I love you.
Willem
Willem
Where are you?
Beth
Beth
Willem, I’ve travelled over three hundred thousand light years since you last spoke to me.
Willem
Willem
I didn’t think cell service reached that far.
Beth
Beth
Haha
Willem
Willem
How are you possibly sending these messages?
Beth
Beth
I made some requests. I told them I’d like to communicate with you via my own species communication systems and they were generous enough to accommodate me.
Willem
Willem
They were able to do that?
Beth
Beth
These people can do anything they want. They are unfathomably intelligent.
Willem
Willem
What is it like there?
Beth
Beth
I’m not sure I know how to describe it.
Willem
Willem
Even with your intelligence?
Beth
Beth
I don’t think a word exists for what this place is like. For what these people are like and the knowledge they possess.
Beth
Beth
It’s like nothing you or me have ever imagined. It’s beyond our understanding. Beyond mine.
Beth
Beth
I need to go now. We have a lot of work to do and my head is killing me. I will contact you soon.
Willem
Willem
Wait.
Beth
Beth
Yes?
Willem
Willem
What kind of work are you talking about?
Beth
Beth
They told me they’d like to share something with me. Some type of knowledge. An eternal truth.
Beth
Beth
The key to everything and infinity and that which is beyond infinity.
later that night
Beth
Beth
WILLEM YOU NEED TO ANSWER ME NOW
Willem
Willem
What what is it?
Beth
Beth
I am in trouble.
Willem
Willem
What’s wrong?
Beth
Beth
I am in trouble.
Willem
Willem
You already said that.
Beth
Beth
TROUBLE. AND I amm a stupid woman. Very stupid.
Willem
Willem
Honey?
Beth
Beth
WILLEM. STUPID STUPIDDq
Willem
Willem
Can you read my messages? Are you getting these? Tell me if you’re getting these.
Beth
Beth
I am.
Willem
Willem
Then tell me what’s going on.
Beth
Beth
i don’t knosdasdfasw
Willem
Willem
Why are you typing nonsense? Is there a problem with the technology you are using?
Beth
Beth
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Willem
Willem
?????
Beth
Beth
KILL
Willem
Willem
BETH!!?? THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Beth
Beth
HAHAHAHHHHHHHHH VERY FUNNY
Willem
Willem
You are scaring the shit out of me.
Beth
Beth
You are DEAD. YOU ARE ALL DEADwr[ooo.
Willem
Willem
I don’t understand. Please stop this.
Beth
Beth
DEeeaD
Willem
Willem
What the hell happened to you????
Beth
Beth
I AM GOING TO KILL
Beth
Beth
Willem this is Beth. My mind is not well. I need you to send for help. This is very important.
Willem
Willem
Honey? I am so confused.
Beth
Beth
Beth is dead forever. She will never come back because she knows things she was never supposed to know.
Beth
Beth
Her mind has been corrupted in ways that are unimaginable to your worthless stupid brain. Good bye.
Willem
Willem
I don’t know what to do.
Beth
Beth
Honey, I love you. Forever.
Beth
Beth