BombGuru
Yo. I’m the new guy, the… “dog sitter”.
NewGuy
Where did you leave the dog?
BombGuru
The “dog” is near the ice cream place, close to the starting line of the race, as instructed.
NewGuy
Cool. What’s going on over there?
BombGuru
Runners warming up, volunteers setting up gazebos… lots of… “dogcatchers” (??)
NewGuy
Gotcha. What about the dog’s food?
BombGuru
I was told you’d let me know about the “shop” where I can pick it up.
NewGuy
It’s on Lincoln and Lake, the red door, next to a florist.
BombGuru
Cool. Heading there.
BombGuru
Wait! Is there something specific I should ask for? Or a person I should talk to?
NewGuy
Tell Brian to give you the big one.
BombGuru
Cool. Brian, “the big one”. Gotcha!
NewGuy
Stop using quotes! It gets on my nerves!!
BombGuru
Oh, sorry about that. I won’t do it again!
NewGuy
Tell Brian to make sure it’s well packaged, I don’t want the car to smell like “dog food”…
NewGuy
Did you get the dogfood?
BombGuru
None, lots of ppl getting ready for the race. No one paid attention when I got out of Brian’s apartment with the dog food.
NewGuy
Where are you now?
BombGuru
At the cafe across the road from the starting line of the race.
NewGuy
OK. I’ll be there in 20.
BombGuru
Hey, where are you? It’s 11.25!
BombGuru
We must feed the dog in 10 min. Race is starting at 12.
NewGuy
Sorry, I got pulled over. Everything’s fine now. See you by the dog in 5. Wearing a white cap and red tee.
BombGuru
What do you mean “pulled over”? By the dogcatchers? Did they ask you something?
NewGuy
I said it’s cool. I didn’t have anything on me, you had all we need to rock this race!
BombGuru
OK. I see you now. I’m wearing blue tee and gray cap. Look to your left, behind the water gazebo.
BombGuru
The dog is inside the big, white truck, in front of the ice cream place. Gonna give it my treat now. Watch for dogcatchers!!! I don’t want to end up in jail!
BombGuru
OK, dun it. Dog’s ready for you.
BombGuru
WAIT! Should I have put my piece it the front or in the back?
BombGuru
All good. Just wanted to be sure. I put it on the back. Dogcatchers on their way for final clearance. Hurry up.
NewGuy
Dog’s ready. Get the leash at spot 4. You know what that is, right?
BombGuru
On it. I see dogs smelling around, real dogs, K9 units close to the truck!!
NewGuy
No worries, we’re fine. Our stuff is scented.
BombGuru
Got the leash. It looks as expected. Call when you want me to press the button.
NewGuy
Race started. 4 minutes to go. Stay glued to your phone.
BombGuru
Ready when you are.
NewGuy
FUCK U DOIN??? Runners are leaving I SAID GO!
BombGuru
It’s not working dude. Fuck
NewGuy
What do u mean? Try again!
BombGuru
I tried, I pressed. It doesn’t do anything. Wanna go check it out?
NewGuy
Are you crazy? I’m no fucking kamikaze
BombGuru
I’m pressing the fucking button, but the dog doesn’t move! I think this leash is broken!
NewGuy
Fuck! Dogcatchers caught the dog! Now they’ll sweep the area..!
NewGuy
On the move to spot 6. Meet me there?
BombGuru
Fuck. See you there.
NewGuy
In spot 6. Where r u?
NewGuy
Fuck fuck dogcatchers here. Run
NewGuy
fuck do u mean ur sorry? u fucking snitch
NewGuy
Where the fuck are you bitch? I’m going to kill you.
NewGuy
Fuck the gardener, I’m gonna kill him too!
BombGuru
I’m no snitch dude, u safe? Where r u?
NewGuy
The hell I’m telling ya
BombGuru
OMG Both police and the gardener are gonna be after me now
NewGuy
YOU BLEW IT. This ain’t on me bitch
BombGuru
Oh ya? U sure? Maybe you didn’t connect the fucking timer as it was supposed to..
NewGuy
I don’t even know you. This is our first mission and my first screw up in 10 years!
NewGuy
I have a long track record with the gardener, but you? Not so much.
NewGuy
You screwed up with the gardener’s agenda, man. I don’t wanna be you right now.
NewGuy
He can be.. naughty with those who let him down. Know what I mean? He watch a lot of movies..
NewGuy
That’s what I thought. Run bitch, run.
