Bobby
Yeah. I’m texting under the desk with 1 hand.
Sarah
Every1 else in class probably thinks UR doing something dirty.
Bobby
Cool. What’s the first answer?
Sarah
Are U asking me for the answers to every question?
Sarah
Are U kidding me right now?
Sarah
I knew U would pull this!
Bobby
I had other things to do.
Sarah
Whatever. That wasn’t part of our deal.
Bobby
Wait. Mr. Castell is coming.
Sarah
Is the coast clear yet?
Bobby
Yeah. He was standing right at my desk. He wouldn’t go away.
Sarah
You know I’m taking a big risk in doing this.
Sarah
If U have the same answers as I do, he’ll know that U cheated.
Bobby
Anybody can have the same answers!
Sarah
Mr. Castell has me grading my class’s test right now. I’m the only 1 that got a 100.
Sarah
Nobody in your class will get a 100.
Bobby
Wait, why can’t I get a hundred? Perhaps hypothetically I actually did study.
Sarah
Yeah and perhaps hypothetically I got an F in Calculus. NOT!
Sarah
I’ll give U the answers but U have to at least get 1 wrong.
Sarah
U owe me. BIG TIME.
Bobby
Sarah, I don’t have time for this. Mr. Castell is going to walk back here any minute.
Sarah
This isn’t the only time you’ve broken our deals.
Bobby
Fine, let’s renegotiate. Instead of 1 candy bar an answer, I’ll buy U 2.
Bobby
So for all of the 10 questions you’ll be giving me, you’ll get 20 candy bars! Okay?
Bobby
What’s the answer to number 4?
Sarah
You know what, I changed my mind. I don’t want candy bars anymore.
Bobby
You’re driving me insane!
Sarah
U have to buy me lunch for a week.
Sarah
I changed my mind again. You have to clean my room for 1 week.
Sarah
Then U won’t get the answers.
Bobby
I can’t believe you’re doing this to me!
Bobby
Mr. Castell almost caught me! Stop playing around and give me all of the answers!
Bobby
Write them all out in 1 text!
Sarah
I want U to buy me a new phone.
Sarah
I need a cool phone before going to college. I'm going to start over. Be cool.
Bobby
Is that supposed to be funny?!
Sarah
No. Wait - which part?
Sarah
None of it's supposed to be funny.
Bobby
How am I supposed to buy you a phone?!
Sarah
All I know is that if you don’t pass this test, U flunk, go to summer school...
Sarah
and your parents ground U for the rest of your life. I think U can find a way.
Bobby
I don’t know how I’ll do it but fine!
Sarah
I want U to buy me twenty candy bars, treat me to lunch and clean my room for an entire week and buy me a new phone.
Bobby
I am going to kill U.
Bobby
YES! Now give me the last answer!
Sarah
Don’t forget to make 2 wrong purposely.
Bobby
Mr. Castell caught me looking down at the phone.
Bobby
Joke’s on you! I put my phone away in time before he could take it away.
Bobby
I gave in my test. I’m leaving school now.
Bobby
What U did was really messed up.
Sarah
U deserved it for all of crap U always put me thru.
Bobby
I’m not buying U twenty candy bars.
Bobby
Or lunch for an entire week.
Bobby
Or cleaning your room.
Bobby
Or getting U a freaking phone!
Bobby
Also, I was only UR friend because I wanted to use U, obviously.
Bobby
ur so incredibly easy to fool. always been so desperate. it's sad, really.
Bobby
(but always been great for me and my grades! ;D)
Bobby
So since this was the last test for senior year, I’m free and I don’t have to see your geeky face ever again!
Bobby
And I won’t be the only 1 getting a hundred on this test! HA! HA! HA!
Sarah
LOL. Hilarious, Bobby. You sure fooled me alright.
Sarah
How could I have not seen this coming? After all these years??
Bobby
beats me, dorkatron - you'd think ur big brain woulda caught on by now
Sarah
I just forgot to mention one little thing.
Sarah
I gave you all of the wrong answers.
Bobby
Wait. No. You're lying?
Bobby
Please be joking, Sarah.
Sarah
Enjoy summer school.
