Devil
Life can be quite rough, no?
Sue
what the lol who is this?
Devil
My dear, don’t you know?
Sue
of course Devil my bad haha
Sue
no one else had my phone
Devil
I go by many names.
Sue
haha my apologies mr. scratch sir
Devil
As I asked before, is not life rough?
Sue
oh very much so i polish wood with it
Sue
look can we talk later im busy
Devil
I’d know that, I’m your Devil.
Sue
but really, finishing apps
Devil
Indeed college is important, but does procrastination in front of the TV truly qualify?
Sue
but im seriously trying to work now
Devil
Yet you’ve left your essays in your bedroom.
Sue
alright really who is this?
Sue
fine ill just check contacts
Devil
Always you mortals disbelieve…
Sue
666 is not even a number
Devil
Shall we get to business?
Sue
no you’re creeping me out, i want you to stop
Devil
I know what you really want, Sue.
Devil
People don’t notice you.
Devil
And why should they?
Devil
You’re perfectly plain and shy and suffering for it.
Sue
im not responding anymore do not text me again
Devil
Wait until you’ve seen your bedroom.
Sue
this is NOT funny you broke into my house?
Devil
Don’t you recognize gold?
Devil
You fret about admissions, how about getting into every school you desire?
Devil
And acquiring any job thereafter.
Devil
On your desk, you’ll find my contract.
Sue
you want me to sign it?
Devil
Only if you wish to truly live.
Sue
“I hereby offer my soul to the Devil”?
Devil
Don’t over think, Sue.
Devil
It got us here to begin with.
Devil
The rut that is your life.
Devil
Then we wouldn’t be talking.
Sue
i think this is an elaborate joke and you’re really Anne
Devil
If I were she, would you sign?
Devil
THE Devil. And what of the gold?
Sue
you placed it there on my way home
Sue
its probably not even real but from the dollar store
Devil
Very well, I will prove it to you.
Devil
Put the gold in your pockets.
Devil
Did Anne make them disappear?
Sue
a trick like disappearing ink
Devil
Grasping at straws…
Sue
you claim power but show simple magic tricks
Sue
a real Devil would give undeniable proof
Sue
making my finals As and having my admission essays accepted
Devil
I’ll pass your finals, but nothing more.
Devil
The rest shall come when you’ve signed.
Sue
but i studied if i pass its by merit
Sue
ive not applied yet, but you know where im looking?
Sue
do you have the ability to get me admitted?
Devil
If I did that, we’d no need for a deal.
Sue
hmm again you wont do what you say you can
Devil
Here’s what I’ll do…
Devil
Apply to a school and I’ll see you admitted.
Sue
that’s not proof at all
Sue
i can get in by merit or god’s grace
Sue
a devil would admit me without application
Sue
im not buying it, srry
Devil
Have you no notion what I’m capable of?
Devil
Go to your door! A package will arrive.
Devil
You will find acceptance letters to every Ivy League school in existence.
Devil
How does your god compare?
Sue
you really are powerful
Devil
Now are you ready to sign?
Sue
i need to sleep on it
Sue
thanks for the acceptance tho
