Callie
Haha! Come on I’m hotter than that!
Gavin
I’ll pay for your dress to
Callie
Yeah you will but it’s still going to cost you more than $500.
Callie
Not just any date! It’s PROM!
Callie
What are you not understanding? You want me, Callie Winters, one of Anderson High’s top three hottest girls to go to prom with you, Gavin…I don’t even know your last name…
Callie
That’s how low you are on the social ladder
Callie
Either you pay or you go away
Gavin
Okay I can do a $1000 if I sell my video games.
Callie
Got anything else to sell??
Callie
Hey buddy you’re the one who’s spent every lunch hour in the library talking about Minecraft while I was out socializing
Callie
I worked hard to get to my status. You want to jump a few rungs up the social ladder…
Gavin
$1,500 my final offer
Gavin
Fine but I get to hold your hand all night
Gavin
When we walk in and then I’ll leave you alone
Callie
this is going to kill my social status…
Callie
Yes you are. You threw up in gym glass.
Gavin
That was in the second grade!!
Gavin
$1,550 and I hold your hand walking in.
Callie
Fine but don’t try to touch me other than that or I’ll tell everyone that you paid me to go with you
Callie
And you buy my dress
Callie
what are you doing?
Gavin
revelling in my increased social status
Callie
Glad I could help.
Gavin
I appreciate the extras you gave me
Gavin
The dancing was unexpected. You actually looked like you were having a good time…you should be an actress!
Callie
You have some nice moves. I was just trying to keep up.
Gavin
And holding my hand outside on the deck and falling asleep on my shoulder at the end was unexpected too. Thanks!
Gavin
And that dress! Worth every penny!! You really looked stunning.
Gavin
And wearing my jacket! That was really cool of you too.
Callie
All in a days work I guess
Gavin
So what’s up? Are you going to hit me up for those extras? How much do I owe you?
Gavin
I’ll need a few months mowing lawns this summer to raise some cash.
Callie
I was calling to offer your money back…
Callie
I feel bad keeping it
Gavin
Why? We had a deal?
Callie
It’s too much. I want to give it back.
Callie
Look it was a really shitty thing to do. I’ll feel bad forever
Callie
Just take it back.
Gavin
Did you actually have a good time last night?
Gavin
That wasn’t an act was it?
Callie
Yes it was. You’re a total dork
Gavin
You were having fun!
Callie
I’m keeping the money.
Gavin
Callie Winters is in love with me!
Callie
Don’t fucking tell anyone that shit!
Gavin
Yes it is. You held my hand BY CHOICE!
Gavin
So are we like dating now?
Callie
You’re ruining the small, teeny, miniscule, fraction of a chance that you had…
Callie
Had is the key word in that sentence.
Callie
I had a little bit of fun at prom but this conversation is totally not fun.
Gavin
Our first fight as a couple ;)
Callie
No. Definitely not a couple.
Gavin
Should we go on a date?
Callie
Have any money left?
Gavin
No my girlfriend cleaned me out
Callie
I should have kept my mouth shut. Nerds are the worst.
Gavin
But I’m not a nerd anymore. I went to prom with Callie Winters!
Callie
You’re still the worst. Look I want to give you the money back. I feel bad. Where can I meet you?
Gavin
I can meet you at a restaurant. Tonight.
Callie
fine. But I’m telling you again that you ruined your chances.
Gavin
I better pick you up. Don’t want to travel alone with all of that money in your pocket. It could be dangerous.
Callie
This is sounding like a date…
Gavin
Definitely not a date. Just a business transaction
Gavin
Over a candlelight dinner
Gavin
In a romantic restaurant.
Callie
As long as it’s not a date…
Callie
Fine. What time are you going to pick me up for this…business transaction?
Gavin
I can be at your place at 6:00. Does that work for you?
Callie
I can’t believe I’m doing this…
Callie
You’re such a nerd.
Gavin
Not anymore. I’m Callie Winter’s boyfriend.
Callie
Ughh…just be here at six
Callie
And don’t tell anyone!
