Marc
did I leave my sweater at your place last weekend?
Maddie
what’s it look like?
Maddie
What’s with the “...”?
Maddie
No, what? I don’t want to play games with you.
Marc
how many dude’s sweaters do you have laying around?
Maddie
Oh my god, are you kidding me
Maddie
first of all, why should you care? You’re the one who doesn’t want a relationship.
Maddie
I mean, you made it abundantly clear at the bar
Marc
Please explain what you mean by that
Maddie
“Oh I’m Marc, I’m gonna take Maddie out and then buy drinks for everyone BUT Maddie"
Marc
goddammit maddie that is not what happened. we went out with my sister’s underaged friends
Marc
which is why I bought them drinks.
Maddie
Whatever. I’m so tired of this.
Marc
Of what? All I do is try to please you. It’s never enough.
Maddie
Then let’s just call this off. Whatever it was.
Marc
Fine. Have a nice life.
Marc
Ykno tht wz my fvrit sweaatrrrr
Maddie
Marc, go home. Sober up.
Maddie
No you don’t. Goodnight Marc.
Marc
Hey, I’m really sorry about last night. I went a little nuts.
Marc
I didn’t mean what I said.
Maddie
Didn’t think you did. But thanks for feeling the need to let me know.
Marc
Ugh, Maddie. We just weren’t at that point yet
Maddie
What point? What are you talking about?
Marc
You know, the L-word
Marc
Doesn’t mean that I don’t feel some semblance of that towards you
Maddie
You are really winning me over right now.
Marc
I’m not good with emotions
Marc
I don’t need this right now. I’m trying to apologize to you and you’re just shitting on me.
Maddie
Oh yeah, “sorry for telling you I love you, because I really don’t” I love hearing that.
Marc
Go fuck yourself Maddie.
Maddie
right back atcha!!!
Marc
I never got my sweater back from you.
Marc
is that what it’s called? The twisty things?
Maddie
hahaha yes, it’s called cable knit. I have it right here.
Maddie
Although, I do have a lot of dude sweaters here...
Marc
Please tell me that’s a joke
Maddie
Of course it is. I don’t sleep with guys who wear cable knit sweaters.
Marc
Good thing you never slept with me.
Maddie
Yes. Very good thing.
Marc
You know what? I don’t need that sweater anyways.
Marc
I changed my mind. I’d like the sweater back.
Maddie
What changed your mind?
Marc
I have a date tmrw and I’d like to wear it.
Maddie
Oh okay. You wanna come pick it up?
Marc
I don’t think that’d be wise.
Maddie
yeah, sure. no problem.
Maddie
who are you going out with?
Marc
maddie, come on. why would I tell you that?
Marc
Can you give it to Derrick today?
Maddie
Sure. Have fun on your date.
Maddie
saw Derrick earlier, i gave him your sweater.
Maddie
I just realized you also left a t shirt here
Maddie
It has a lion on it
Marc
Eh, keep it. It's too small on me anyways.
Maddie
Okay, if you're sure!
Marc
Yeah. It makes me look like a little fat man.
Maddie
hahaha aw I like your pudge.
Maddie
i'm kidding! you're the definition of svelte
Marc
Oh don't even try to make me feel better after that!
Maddie
Are you there? I need you.
Marc
I'm home in New Jersey for the weekend.
Marc
What's up? Are you okay?
Maddie
Kelsey ditched me at the bar...I'm by myself.
Marc
I always hated Kelsey. Okay where are you right now?
Maddie
somewhere in Brooklyn...i'm not sure.
Marc
Okay call me until you can get a cab.
Maddie
Thanks for talking to me last night.
Maddie
How's your family?
Marc
well, my sister got arrested Friday for underaged drinking, and my parents lost their shit...
Marc
Needless to say, this weekend was entertaining.
Maddie
That girl has a higher tolerance than I do!
Marc
Okay, but you're a severe lightweight. One beer, and you're on the floor.
Maddie
What! So not true!
Marc
Yeah, yeah believe what you want.
Marc
Hey I'm meeting someone in a minute, so I'll talk to you later.
Maddie
Did Derrick ever give you your sweater?
Marc
Yeah, thanks. Forgot how great I look in this sweater.
Maddie
Well, I added a little something extra to it.
Marc
You sewed a heart onto the sleeve...
Maddie
you know, so that you’ll always wear your heart on your sleeve.
Marc
it’s not corny. it’s lovely.
Marc
My date tonight will love it.
Maddie
I’m sure she will. When’s your date start?
Marc
Depends. Come to the door.
Marc
I’m outside, come here.
