Carrie
I’m just finishing up at Duckworth’s.
Bryson
They got my shirts and slacks in?
Bryson
The French cuffs w stripes, right?
Bryson
Alright, I need you to drive over to Renaldo’s now and pick up the liquor order.
Carrie
Sorry. It’s just raining. I had a hard time getting the car door open with my hands full.
Bryson
It’s ten o’clock. I need you back here no later than 10:45 to set up the meeting room.
Bryson
Text me when you’re on your way.
Bryson
And pick up some lemons at the counter. Don’t forget.
Carrie
Lemons. I won’t forget.
Bryson
Carrie, what are you doing now?
Carrie
I’m just at Renaldo’s.
Bryson
Forget that. You’re not going to Renaldo’s.
Carrie
You want me back now?
Bryson
No. Listen. My soon to be ex-wife just called from the airport.
Bryson
She’s leaving for Cleveland for the day to see her divorce lawyer.
Bryson
I need you to do something. Forget about coming back here. The other girl can set up for the conference.
Bryson
I want you at my apartment.
Bryson
Yes, what used to be mine, soon to be my ex-wife’s apartment. When you get there I want you to text me. Still have the key?
Carrie
Yes, I’ve got the key. What do you want me to do?
Bryson
I’ll tell you when you get there.
Carrie
I’d be more comfortable if you’d tell me what you want me to do.
Bryson
I don’t pay you to be comfortable. The bitch took my key and I need something from the apartment!
Carrie
No need to be ugly with me.
Bryson
You want ugly? How about a termination slip!!! I’m about to go into the meeting. Just text me when you get there.
Bryson
What’s going on? It’s been almost an hour.
Carrie
I’m inside the apartment.
Bryson
It took you that long to get downtown?
Carrie
Traffic. And it’s raining. Couldn’t find parking.
Bryson
Go to my wife’s closet in the master bedroom.
Bryson
In the back of her closet is a gun safe.
Carrie
It has a combination lock.
Bryson
Try combo 11-25-7.
Carrie
I’m not really comfortable with guns, Mr. Bryson.
Bryson
You’re not going for guns, Carrie. Do it!
Bryson
Stupid bitch, always uses the anniversary or her birthday. You see what’s in the bottom of the safe?
Bryson
How many are there?
Bryson
I want you to put them in your bag and bring them back to the office. And for God’s sake be careful with them.
Bryson
Just put them in your bag and get your butt back here.
Carrie
They look like bonds.
Bryson
Did I tell you to look inside??? Get back to the office. Now, Carrie!
Bryson
Do you understand? You made me walk out of the meeting.
Carrie
There are a lot of bearer bonds in these envelopes, Mr. Bryson.
Bryson
Goddammit, Carrie, I’m not going to tell you again to bring those envelopes to me.
Bryson
What THE HELL are you doing?
Bryson
Carrie, I’m not messing around here. Where are you?
Carrie
These bonds belong to your wife, don’t they?
Bryson
There is no “HERS”. It’s all mine. You either start back to the office now or you will be very, very sorry.
Carrie
Okay, Mr. Bryson, I’m leaving now.
Bryson
Don’t take the tollway, it’s too crowded. Let me know when you’re close.
Bryson
Where are you now?
Carrie
In the car. Can I ask you something?
Bryson
Look, you can ask me questions when you get back.I’m still in the meeting.
Carrie
I’ve pulled over to the side of the road. I’m not coming back to the office until you’ve answered my questions.
Bryson
For Christ’s sake. What is it?
Carrie
How many years have I worked for you?
Carrie
Actually, it’s 4. And in all that time, have you ever given me a raise?
Bryson
Is that what this is? You hocking me for a raise? I’ll talk to you about it when I see you.
Carrie
How many times have you grabbed my ass?
Bryson
Are you working your way around to bribing me? Is that what this is!!
Carrie
How many times have you embarrassed me in front of co-workers.
Bryson
What do you want me to say?
Carrie
An apology will do for a start.
Bryson
Look, I’m sorry. It’ll never happen again. Believe me. Never. Again.
Carrie
You know, you’re quite the asshole. Did you know that, Bob?
Bryson
Carrie, I am standing out in the hallway again. I’m sorry, okay? I’ll make it up to you when you get here.
Bryson
What is it you want? A raise? More vacation time? Whatever it is, we’ll talk about it when you get back.
Carrie
Okay, I’m on the road again. I’ll text you when I can. It’s raining really hard. It may take a while.
Bryson
Carrie, it’s been over an hour. Where are you?
Bryson
Where the hell are you?
Bryson
CARRIE ANSWER ME NOW. WHERE ARE YOU?
Carrie
Right now? I’m at the boarding gate. Your wife’s flight to Cleveland was delayed.
Carrie
You know she’s actually a very nice person. She bought me a round trip ticket to the Caymans. She sends her best.
Carrie
And, Bob, shove your apology. By the way...I quit.
