Seth
What’s going on, bro? Are you hung over somewhere on a park bench?
Seth
Another girl kicked you out of her apartment?
Ken
I’m trapped inside the trunk of a car!
Seth
LOL. Did you fall in or something?
Ken
No! The girl I was with last night put me in here!
Seth
This is a terrible prank.
Ken
I’m not playing around.
Seth
Yeah, whatever. Here’s some sound advice. Stop breaking girl’s hearts.
Seth
All right, if you’re telling the truth, how did she put you in the trunk?
Ken
I don’t know. The last thing I remember is falling asleep on her bed.
Seth
You want me to believe that she picked up a 220 pound guy?
Ken
I have scraps all over my body. I think she dragged me.
Seth
She still would have to pick you up to get you into the trunk.
Ken
ARE WE REALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW!
Seth
How am I supposed to know where you are?
Ken
Get in your car and look for a sky blue jeep.
Seth
There shouldn’t be too many of those around.
Ken
Let me know when you’re driving.
Seth
I’m already in the car coming from work.
Seth
If I get a ticket, you’re going to pay it.
Seth
And then I’m going to kick your butt.
Ken
Her address is 100 Cristy Street.
Seth
What’s the cross street?
Seth
I’m actually not too far from there.
Ken
Do you have a crowbar in the car?
Ken
Good. You’re going to have to use that to get the trunk open.
Seth
Get comfortable. You know it’s going to take some time with my weak hands.
Ken
I do. Although this black carpet smells.
Seth
Look around. A lot of modern cars have a safety lever that opens up the trunks from the inside.
Ken
This car is like twenty years old.
Ken
Be careful when you get here. I don’t know what this girl might do.
Seth
I can’t help but think that you did something to deserve this.
Ken
I was on the phone when she overheard me tell one of my friends that I was staying over some girl’s house.
Ken
I wasn’t done. I also said that she was not “call back” worthy.
Ken
I was really proud about it too.
Seth
As long as you understand that you had this coming.
Seth
Says the idiot in the trunk.
Ken
Which really means like ten minutes away.
Seth
You know me so well.
Ken
It was the girl and some guy. They told me to shut up.
Ken
Yeah. He’s banging on the trunk and talking.
Ken
He said that I should be sorry.
Seth
You better apologize.
Ken
He sounds really angry. I don’t think he’s playing around.
Seth
Grow up, bro. Take the lecture and call it a day.
Ken
He opened the trunk and started hitting me with a bat.
Ken
I’m bleeding from my nose.
Seth
I’m around the corner.
Ken
They got into the car.
Ken
They started the car.
Ken
I can feel the car moving.
Seth
I’m here. I’m looking around.
Seth
I’m going to call you.
Ken
No. I don’t want them to hear the ring.
Seth
Put the phone on silent!
Ken
You know my cheap phone doesn’t have a silent option!
Seth
You have to be kidding me! Fine. Where are you?
Ken
We seem to be driving pretty fast.
Seth
I’ll speed down to the next avenue.
Ken
We stopped. Red light I’m guessing.
Seth
I’m driving pass the next avenue. I don’t see anything.
Ken
Maybe it’s the other way?
Seth
Can’t be. This street is only a one way.
Seth
Did they say where they were going?
Ken
All he said was that I should be sorry.
Seth
I don’t see any cars for another few streets.
Seth
You’re probably already by Main Avenue.
Ken
We’re moving and stopping frequently. I think we’re in traffic.
Seth
Definitely Main Avenue.
Ken
Bro, I can hear them talking.
Seth
What are they saying?
Ken
She asked him if I was sorry and he said that I will be.
Ken
She’s saying she doesn’t think Poysydon will be happy.
Seth
Do you mean Poseidon? The god of water?
Ken
Yeah. That’s got to be it. She was telling me that she loves swimming. And Greek mythology.
Seth
But why did she say that?
Seth
I’m in the traffic but I don’t see you. Are you moving?
Ken
It’s the same. Stop and go.
Seth
I can’t look over the other cars.
Seth
I’m going to get out. Hold on.
Ken
Seth, I feel the car making a turn.
Seth
Sky blue jeep, right?
Ken
I think we’re making a left.
Ken
What are you going to do when you catch up to me?
Seth
I’m going to cut right in front of them.
Seth
And I have my tire iron.
Seth
I’m a few cars behind.
Ken
They know you’re following them.
Ken
She’s yelling at the man saying we’re going to lose them.
Seth
Not going to happen.
Ken
We’re driving faster.
Ken
I’m sorry I got you into this, bro.
Seth
Their following another car.
Seth
A black one. It’s making a turn into Beautiful Bunny Park.
Seth
I’m almost ahead of the jeep.
Ken
Once you get us to stop, open the trunk.
Ken
We can both take him on.
Seth
Hold on tight. It’s going to get bumpy.
Seth
Ken, you’re not here.
Seth
I stopped the jeep. There’s an old lady inside. I made her open the trunk but it’s empty.
Seth
She said that you’re meeting Poseidon.
Seth
I’m calling the cops.
Seth
Over by the amusement park?
Seth
You were in the other car!
Ken
We’re bump ing around.
Ken
I thimk the car iz on thw broadwalk.
Seth
Cars aren’t supposed to drive on the boardwalk.
Ken
I hear people screaming.
Seth
I’m getting back in the car.
Ken
The cars doors are opening.
Seth
Where did you stop? What do you hear?
Ken
The car is still moving.
Seth
Are you still on the boardwalk?
Ken
No. It feels like the car is sliding.
Seth
I see people running toward the beach.
Ken
There’s water filling the trunk!
Ken
It’s filling up fast.
Seth
Keep your head up until the last possible minute.
Seth
I’m getting into the water now.
