Lucy walks into Red Rocks and scans the bar, looking for Raul.
When she feels a hand on the small of her back, she turns.
THANK YOU, TINDER GODS.
He’s even hotter in person, and he smells divine.
Raul
Raul
You must be Lucy!
Lucy
Lucy
The one and only.
Raul
Raul
I have to say…
Raul
Raul
You look stunning.
Raul
Raul
If I hadn’t planned on meeting you, I would have had to talk to you anyway.
Lucy
Lucy
And I would have definitely responded.
Raul
Raul
When I know what I want, I go after it.
Lucy
Lucy
I guess that’s a good thing.
Raul
Raul
You guess?
Lucy
Lucy
As long as what you want is me.
Raul
Raul
Oh, sweetheart. As if there’s any question.
He winks, and Lucy grins.
Yup, he was definitely worth busting out her favorite red dress for.
Raul
Raul
What can I get you?
Lucy
Lucy
Whiskey, neat.
Raul
Raul
I’ll make it two. Want to grab a table?
When he brings over their drinks, he brushes her hand and leans in close.
She feels a shiver up her spine.
She’s not sure how much they have in common.
But the chemistry is 10/10.
Lucy
Lucy
So what were you up to today?
Raul
Raul
I slept in, since someone kept me up late last night.
Lucy
Lucy
Sorry about that!
Raul
Raul
I’m not.
Raul
Raul
Wow, I already love making you blush.
Lucy
Lucy
Lucky for you it’s pretty easy.
Lucy
Lucy
What did you do after I ruined your sleep?
Raul
Raul
Not much. Hit the weight room, met a client—
Raul keeps talking.
When the door opens behind him, Lucy glances up —
And almost chokes on her drink.
It’s Adam.
What the hell is he doing here???
She’s about to wave. But when he sees her, his jaw tightens.
He walks straight past her…
And over to a gorgeous woman sitting alone at the end of the bar.
Raul
Raul
Are you okay?
Lucy
Lucy
Sorry, what?
Raul
Raul
Your face just got, like, green.
Raul
Raul
Are you feeling alright?
Lucy
Lucy
Yes! Sorry, um…
Lucy
Lucy
I’ve been really tired.
Raul
Raul
Maybe we should order some food.
Lucy
Lucy
That’d be great.
Raul
Raul
Be right back, I’ll grab a menu.
Lucy pulls out her phone and frantically texts Adam while Raul is gone.
Lucy
Lucy
What are you doing here!!!!!
Across the bar, she sees Adam’s eyes flick over to her.
He says something to his date, then pulls out his phone.
Adam
Adam
I could ask you the same question.
Lucy
Lucy
I’m on a date! Obviously!
Adam
Adam
Well, same. Obviously!
Lucy
Lucy
Fuck me.
Adam
Adam
That guy you’re with clearly wants to.
Adam
Adam
What’s wrong with his neck?
Lucy
Lucy
They’re called MUSCLES, Adam. It’s—
She drops her phone in her lap when Raul returns with their drinks.
Raul
Raul
Here you go.
Lucy
Lucy
Thanks!
Lucy can barely concentrate on the menu.
She and Adam keep making eye contact, then looking away.
She has to play it cool.
But what’s he doing?
What did he just say to make his date laugh so much?
And how does she get her hair so shiny?!?!?
Eventually, Raul looks over his shoulder.
Raul
Raul
Hey, do you know someone here?
Lucy
Lucy
What?
Raul
Raul
That couple over there — you keep looking at them. Do you know them?
Lucy
Lucy
No, not at all!
Lucy
Lucy
I just — I really like her dress.
Raul
Raul
Listen, are you sure you’re okay?
Lucy
Lucy
Would you excuse me for a second?
Lucy
Lucy
I’m going to run to the bathroom.
Raul
Raul
Take your time, I’ll get us some appetizers.
She heads to the back of the bar, fuming.
Sure enough, Adam follows.
When he knocks on the bathroom door, she lets him in and locks it behind her.
Adam
Adam
What are you doing?
Lucy
Lucy
Stop ruining my date!
Adam
Adam
What are you talking about?
Lucy
Lucy
I actually like this this guy, and you’re ruining it.
Adam
Adam
I’m not doing anything!
Lucy
Lucy
You keep looking at me.
Adam
Adam
You keep looking at ME!
Lucy
Lucy
How could you possibly bring a date here?
Adam
Adam
Sorry, I didn’t see the sign on the door announcing that this was your spot.
Lucy
Lucy
I didn’t even know you had a date tonight.
Adam
Adam
When it became clear we weren’t meeting up, I made other plans.
Lucy
Lucy
On Tinder.
Adam
Adam
Yes, on Tinder.
Lucy
Lucy
Looks like my tips to improve your profile worked out.
Adam
Adam
I guess they did.
Adam
Adam
And I don’t understand why you sound so pissed about it.
Lucy
Lucy
I’m not pissed!
Adam
Adam
Then why are you yelling at me!
Lucy
Lucy
I’M NOT YELLING!
Lucy clears her throat, then tries again.
Lucy
Lucy
I’m not yelling.
Adam
Adam
No…now you’re just folding your arms and staring daggers at me with murderous rage.
Lucy
Lucy
I can’t believe you showed up at a date you knew I was excited about.
Lucy
Lucy
Carrying on with some other woman right in front of me!
Adam
Adam
Okay, first of all…
Adam
Adam
It’s a coincidence that we both wound up here.
Adam
Adam
And I’m not CARRYING ON.
Adam
Adam
I’m on a first date, just like you are.
Adam
Adam
Should I have stayed home twiddling my thumbs while you had all the fun?
Lucy
Lucy
That’s not what I mean.
Adam
Adam
I’m allowed to go on dates, Lucy. Just like you are.
Lucy
Lucy
I know that!
Lucy
Lucy
I’m not mad about it. I’m just—
She thinks about the dark hint of stubble in the pic he sent her.
Now it’s shaved clean.
She doesn’t know what to say.
Adam
Adam
You’re just what?
Lucy
Lucy
I don’t know.
Lucy
Lucy
She’s really pretty.
Lucy
Lucy
You should go home with her.
Lucy steps back against the door.
Adam takes a step closer.
He’s so close to her, and she has nowhere to go.
Adam
Adam
Are you sure that’s really what you want?
Lucy
Lucy
I don’t know.
Lucy
Lucy
No.
Adam
Adam
You told me last night that you didn’t want to date me.
Lucy
Lucy
I never said that.
Adam
Adam
When you said you’d swipe right on my Tinder profile—
Lucy
Lucy
If we weren’t already friends. Yeah, I know.
Adam
Adam
But we are.
Lucy
Lucy
So.
Adam
Adam
So.
They stand there for a beat, looking at each other.
Then he kisses her.
Lucy
Lucy
Wow.
Adam
Adam
Wow.
He kisses her again.
She doesn’t know how long they stay like that. It could be minutes. Hours.
Suddenly, there’s banging on the door, and a voice shouting.
A voice that she knows.
Raul
Raul
Lucy, are you in there?
Raul
Raul
Lucy?
Raul
Raul
Open up!
Raul
Raul